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[SPITTING]
Subject 89P13.
Calls itself Rocket, the result of
illegal genetic and cybernetic experiments
on a lower life form.
Stop it!
Oh, whoa!
What are you doing?
This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about.
That is true.
He has no respect!
That is also true.
Well, I didn't ask to get made!
I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over
and over, turned into some--
some little monster.
Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.
He called me vermin.
She called me rodent!
[SOBBING]
Ain't no thing like me 'cept me.
[SCREAMING]
All right, all right, I'm sorry.
No, wait.
What am I looking at?
STARLORD: Rocket has escaped 22 prisons.
Oh, we're getting out.
Oh, yeah.
That was a pretty good plan.
ROCKET: You got orb, right?
Yes.
ROCKET: I can't believe you had that in your purse.
It's not a purse.
It's a knapsack.
We have to bring this to the Nova Corps.
ROCKET: Are you kidding me?
We're wanted by the Nova Corps.
Just give it to Ronan.
STARLORD: So he can destroy the galaxy?
Come on, Groot.
Ronan has the stone.
I have a plan.
ROCKET: First of all, you're copying me
from when I said I had a plan.
I have part of a plan.
Rocket will lead a team to blow a hole in the Dark Astor
starboard hole.
ROCKET: Will, Yando, now.
Rocket, hurry.
Once Ronan is dead, we will retrieve the stone.
There's one more thing we need to complete the plan.
That guy's eye.
STARLORD: No, no we don't.
No, we don't need that guy's eye.
No, seriously I need it.
It's important to me.
What are they called again?
Anulax batteries.
Rocket, get it to look up.
STARLORD: Sovereign hired us to protect them.
ROCKET: They told me you people were conceited douchebags.
But that isn't true at all.
That was meant to be behind your back.
STARLORD: This is weird.
We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Why would they do that?
Probably 'cause Rocket stole some of their batteries.
What were you thinking!
ROCKET: Dude, they were really easy to steal.
To make it you'd have to be the greatest
pilot in the universe.
Lucky for us--
I am.
I--
What is your goal here?
To get everybody to hate you?
Because it's working.
YONDU: We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here.
This golden gal offered us a large sum
to deliver you and your pals over to her
'cause she wants to kill y'all.
Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat.
GAMORA: Rocket, Ego's unhinged.
ROCKET: So we're saving the galaxy again?
Awesome!
Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
For the bomb to work, we'd actually
need to place it on Ego's core.
All right, push this button now whatever you do,
don't push this button because that
will set off the bomb immediately
and we'll all be dead.
I am Groot.
No!
No, that's the button that will kill everyone.
We're all gonna die.
How long 'til the bomb goes off.
ROCKET: In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't
kill us all, about six minutes.
YONDU: Get to the ship!
Not without you.
You need to give me this.
Rocket, where is he?
Rocket, look at me.
Where is he?
YONDU: I know everything about you.
I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest,
but actually you're the most scared of all.
ROCKET: Shut up.
YONDU: I know you push away anyone who's willing to put up
with you 'cause just a little bit of love
reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you
actually is.
ROCKET: I said shut up.
YONDU: I know damn scientists what made you never
gave a rat's ass about you.
I'm serious.
I know who you are, boy, because you're me.
I am Groot?
What's that?
He says welcome to the frickin' Guardians
of the Galaxy.
Only he didn't use frickin'.
THOR: You seem like a noble leader.
Will you join me on my quest in the Vidaleer?
Now let me just ask the captain.
Oh, wait a second, it's me.
Yeah, I'll go.
Wonderful.
Except for that I'm the captain.
Quiet.
STARLORD: For the record, I know that
you're only going with him because it's where
Thanos isn't.
Rabbit, fire up the bomb.
ROCKET: This Thanos we're talking about,
he's the toughest there is.
If I'm wrong then, what more could I lose?
I could lose a lot.
Me personally, I could lose a lot.
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Come and get some, space dog.
Yeah. Come on.
Get some.
Come on.
Get some.
How much for the gun?
Not for sale.
OK, how much for the arm?
Oh, I'll get that arm.
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When Thanos snapped his fingers, I lost
the only family I ever had.
Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna, all gone.
You can help them.
OK.
I think we could bring them back.
ROCKET: You can do this.
Yes, I can.
ROCKET: Oh, yeah!
DR. STRANGE: Whatever it takes.
IRON MAN: Whatever it takes.
[EXPLOSION]
Bucky's arm?
Merry Christmas.
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You promise to bring that back in one piece, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, I'll do my best.
As promises go, that was pretty lame.
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