- Do I need to shave anything?
- How do I come off as sexy?
But also not trying too hard.
- Do we take each other's clothes off?
Or do we take our own clothes off?
- Does my breath smell bad? (breathes hard)
- I'm hungry. Do I have time to eat?
- Is it normal to be this horny? Damn.
- I hope he has a nice one.
- How did people even have sex before the internet?
- I hope he's real.
- Wait, do I know him?
- Why am I eating pizza?
- Should I leave the lights on or off?
Do I have time to change my sheets
and clean my bathroom?
- Did I shower yet?
Do I need to shower? (sniffs loud)
- I hope I'm not awkward.
- Should I be a little buzzed for this?
- Should I have something playing on Youtube?
Or is that too distracting?
- What's my escape plan after we're done?
- What's sexy music?
- I hope he's not a murderer.
Will anyone know where to find me if I die?
- What if Adele comes on shuffle?
- I hope he doesn't know anyone I know.
- Do I have to make small talk?
I'm so bad at conversations.
- I wonder when was the last time he got tested.
- Does my room smell?
- I really hope he doesn't find my tickle spot.
Dang it, I have to pee.
- Is anyone home right now?
I hope it doesn't get loud.
- Do I act like I'm not here to hook up?
Or just own it?
- Do I really want sex? Yes.
- Is this going to become more than hook up?
Do I want it to be?
Will he want it to be?
I hope he gave me the right address.
- I hope he doesn't take too long to get here.
- Am I going to say the wrong name?
- What's his name again?
Shane, okay.
- He better not cancel.
(knock on door)
- Hey, I'm Shane.
- Dustin, hey.