>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HERE WITH LAURA LINNEY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT'S LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE,
BUT THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME WE'VE MET.
PEOPLE OUT THERE MAY NOT KNOW THAT YOU AND I HAVE WORKED
TOGETHER BEFORE.
YR >> ABSOLUTELY.
WE ARE THE OFFICIAL SPOKESPEOPLE YESTERDAY'S COFFEE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT, YESTERDAY'S COFFEE.
AND ANYONE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THIS VERY FINE PRODUCT TAKE
ANOTHER LOOK AT THIS CLIO-ELIGIBLE COMMERCIAL.
>> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.
>> Stephen: IT IS NOW.
>> THANKS FOR GETTING UP TO MAKE THE COFFEE.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T.
>> WHAT?
>> Stephen: I MADE THIS COFFEE YESTERDAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> BUT IT TASTES LIKE YOU MADE
IT TODAY.
>> Stephen: THAT'S BECAUSE I USED YESTERDAY'S COFFEE.
IT TASTES LIKE YOU MADE IT TODAY.
>> THAT'S A TIME SAVER.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> HEY, IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE COULD CATCH THE FER TOW GRASSY
POINT, HAVE A PICNIC LIKE WE USED TO.
>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
BUT I CAN'T.
I GOTTA MAKE TOMORROW'S COFFEE.
>> CAN'T WE WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW'S COFFEE TOMORROW?
>> Stephen: NOPE.
THE ONLY REASON WHY WE HAVE TODAY'S COFFEE IS BECAUSE I
WORRIED ABOUT IT YESTERDAY.
>> SO TOMORROW WE'LL DRINK THE YESTERDAY'S COFFEE THAT YOU MADE
TODAY.
>> Stephen: YES, AND I'LL MAKE THE NEXT DAY'S YESTERDAY'S
COFFEE TOMORROW.
>> THEN CAN WE GO ON A PICNIC?
>> Stephen: WE'LL SEE.
>> TED -- >> WHAT!
DAMN IT, JILL, I LOST COUNT OF MY SCOOPS.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> Stephen: I'M DOING THIS FOR US.
SOMEONE HAS TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
>> I UNDERSTAND.
>> Stephen: DO YOU?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> THE REST OF OUR LIVES, WE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE POT OF COFFEE
AHEAD.
>> Stephen: UNTIL THAT DAY WHEN I MAKE A POT OF COFFEE THAT
NEITHER OF US WILL EVER DRINK.
>> I'M GOING TO LIE DOWN.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ YESTERDAY'S COFFEE TASTES LIKE YOU MADE IT TODAY ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WOW.
THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES.
>> AND GREAT COFFEE!
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: SAY, LAURA.
>> YES, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE EVER MADE YOURSELF A WHOLE POT OF
YESTERDAY'S COFFEE, AND THEN WHEN TOMORROW CAMPAIGNS YOU
REALIZE YOU ONLY NEEDED A CUP?
>> ALL.
THE.
TIME.
AND YOU CAN'T SAVE THE REST FOR THE NEXT DAY.
IT'S NOT CALLED TWO DAY'S AGO COFFEE.
>> Stephen: LAURA, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S A NEW WAY TO
ENJOY YESTERDAY'S COFFEE TODAY WITH YESTERDAY'S COFFEE SINGLES.
>> WOW!
BEING ALONE TOMORROW JUST GOT EASIER TODAY.
>> Stephen: IN FACT, I MADE THESE CUPS YESTERDAY.
>> THIS IS INSTANT?
>> Stephen: IT WAS 24 HOURS AGO.
WHICH REMINDS ME, I HAVE TO MAKE MY COFFEE FOR TOMORROW.
>> WELL, SHOULDN'T YOU MAKE ME ONE, TOO?
>> Stephen: THESE ARE SINGLE SERVE, LAURA.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> BUT, STEPHEN, WE'RE TOGETHER.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: FOR NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BUT TOMORROW?
WHO KNOWS.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
EVERYONE LEAVES.
>> Stephen: NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
EXCEPT THESE PLASTIC COFFEE PODS.
>> I'M SO COLD.
♪ YESTERDAYEE COFFEE TOMORROW YOU'RE DRINKING ALONE