Summer time!
The weather is great, people are happy and the water is refreshing.
Truly, the best season of the year!!
Most of all....Summer pool parties aren’t just about fun,
It’s about combining fun and safety!
As a summer party expert myself,
Let me tell you the rules that you should follow for the best pool party experience.
Rule No. 1-- Dress appropriately for the occasion.
Rule No. 2--Obey the lifeguard. They’re the boss around here.
Hey you two!
No running around the pool!
Sorry, Director Fury!
Rule No. 3-- Do not fart in the water.
Ewwww....
What is that...foul odour?
Excuse you! Thor!
My gawd! Did you eat rotten eggs for breakfast?
Take in the divine scent that is my aroma, my mortal friends.
Radioactive farts!!!
The water is contaminated!
Run for your lives!
Rule no.4--No pets allowed at the swimming pool.
What do you mean no pets allowed!
Say that to me again and I will blow your head off!
Oh yeah? I wanna see you try!
Is that a fucking challenge?!
You motherfucking bet it is! Biatchhh
Rule no. 5--No humanoid plant life form allowed at the swimming pool either.
I love summerrrrr!!!
Hey, I'm big now!
Rule No. 6--Don’t forget to put on sunscreen!
You do not want to get a nasty sunburn.
Hey, what in the world…
Oh my god, where is that coming from?
Are you kidding me ?
Rule No. 7--Look after your electronic devices. Don’t get them soaked.
CANNONBALLLLLL !!
Phew, saved! I gotchu baby!
CANNONBALLLLLL !!!
Hey, jerk! This is a brand new phone!
Seriously guys! Electronics should not be anywhere near the water!
CANNONBALLLLLL !!!
And the most important rule… Don’t piss off the gods in the pool.