Hey, babe. [chuckles]
[gasping] Bobby?
Yup, that's right. Your boyfriend, Bobby.
I came to surprise you. But enough about me.
Who's this guy?
This is my classmate Ewan.
You must be the famous Poo Poo Bear
I've heard so much about.
It's 'Boo Boo Bear'.
Ewan's been helping me with my game.
He's literally the best golfer here.
Nice! Helping how, exactly?
Oh, with techniques like this. Grip the club tight, Lori.
Widen your stance. You're doing great.
[laughing]
That's my impersonation of Ewan.
That is so me, Lori!
[laughing]
Right?
[laughing] This is all so funny for me.
Lori's amazing. You're a lucky guy.
- Thanks, Urine. - Ewan.
Urine, got it.
I'm so excited you're here.
Is that Carl and Sergio?
Hey, what up, Double L?
Uh, they kind of invited themselves.
Ooh, I wanna show you
how much better my drive's gotten.
All thanks to Ewan.
Oh, stop, Lori. You're making me blush.
Great. [chuckles]
But give me a sec to check on the boys.
Got to make sure they're behaving themselves.
Did you guys see all that? I think that guy's into Lori.
And she doesn't exactly seem to hate him either.
You're right to worry. That dude is after your girl.
[squawking] He's hot and you're... you.
Oh, this is awful. What do I do?
Relax. You just have to make him look like a chump.
You don't think that's kind of mean?
Huh, suit yourself.
But don't come crying to me on their wedding day.
Wha?
[wedding march playing]
[gasping]
[crying]
I'll do whatever it takes!
Are you sure this is a good idea?
[squawking] Trust me.
Oh, Boo Boo Bear, come sit.
Coming, babe.
Make sure it gets good and stuck.
Here comes the chicle! [grunting]
What the heck?
[grunting]
Oh, no.
The only way to get gum out is to cut it out.
No worries, I used to cut my own hair.
Hope I still remember how to use these things.
[buzzing]
Be honest, how bad does it look?
[music playing]
[giggling] That doesn't look bad at all.
Literally, Ewan.
[music playing]
Next up, one of the trickiest golf equations.
Yeah, good luck.
Especially with itching powder in your chonies!
[laughing] Ew-in trouble.
Hmm? [groaning]
He solved it. The crowd goes wild!
[gasping] Yay!
None of that worked.
If anything, we made him look even better.
Relax, cuz. If you really want to take down Ewan,
you just have to beat him at his own game.
You mean golf? That's crazy talk.
He's the best. I could never beat him.
You just hit the ball and leave the rest to us.
[grunting]
[laughing]
Oh, Boo Boo Bear, there you are.
Babe, I just had a fantastic idea.
I was thinking Ewan and I
should have a friendly little golf competition, huh?
To get to know each other better.
Oh, that's so sweet.
But you don't play golf, Boo Boo Bear.
And Ewan's undefeated.
Guilty as charged.
Then he can give me some pointers as we play.
Sure, I think I can
Ooh. [laughing]
Well, may the best man have the highest score.
You mean lowest score.
Right. See, I'm learning already.
[music playing]
You might want to flip your club around.
It's upside-down.
No, yours is upside-down. Watch.
[grunting]
Yes!
O-M-Golf ball!
You hit a hole-in-one on your first try, Bobby!
Wow, guess I've got some competition.
Helping Bobby might not be enough.
[squawking] I have an idea.
Feel like a round of golf? There's crackers in it for ya.
[music playing]
[croaking]
[music playing]
[gasping]
[music playing]
[squeaking]
Gah!
[music playing]
Yeah!
[groaning]
Did you guys hear?
Some newbie is giving Ewan a run for his money.
- No way! - Now this is what I gotta see!
[music playing]
Yay!
[music playing]
[grumbling, groaning]