Welcome back, people, to another impressions (clap) video.
I hope you guys are excited.
This time, we're going to be attempting Attack on Titan impressions,
because the recent season has just ended,
and I'm very, very in the Attack on Titan mood, you know?
Uh, normally when I do these videos, I get a few comments asking me,
"Ew, he's doing them in English?
"Why isn't he trying to impersonate them,
"in their actual language of Japanese?"
Now, this may come as a surprise to a few of the audience members,
but I'm actually...
NOT Japanese.
Therefore, I can't SPEAK Japanese.
So you see what I'm getting at here?
They're gonna be in English.
So I'll either be copying the preexisting English voices,
or just doing kinda my own take on them.
And a lot of them are gonna be very stupid, and maybe just...
hi- hits at the show, if you will.
STRAIGHTEN THOSE SPINES, PISSHEADS!!
THE 104TH CADET BOOTCAMP STARTS NOW!!
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!!
I'M COMMANDANT KEITH SHADIS!!
AND YOU WILL GROW TO HATE ME!!
AND TRAINING IS GONNA BE A WHITE KNUCKLE RIDE THROUGH HELL!!
Order in the court!
Eh- Levi, ple- please stop kicking Eren.
Y- you're fueling the fanfictions.
Please, s- stop.
Please.
Come on.
PLEEEEASE!
AAAHHHH I'M A PUSSY!!
Eren, listen to me.
I'm gonna let your mom die and run.
Okay?
I really hope that all the people at the bottom of the Wall...
can't hear me.
Because I'm trying to give a very inspirational speech,
that will make you all inspired to give up your lives for this weird wall thing.
Now go, peasants!
Oh, look at me, I'm posh, oh yeah!
My record more than speaks for itself.
Good news, Yeager.
You're now officially a member of the Scouts.
You know, the English voice of Levi and McCree share the same voice actor (Matthew Mercer, BTW).
I think it'd be quite funny if Levi was saying...
McCree quotes.
It's hiiiiiiigh nooooooon, Eren...
Yeager.
Eren, prepare the horses.
We're gonna breach the tower in Trost.
If we use Eren's Titan form to move the boulder and plug the hole, it just might work.
Artillery's not always gonna be the answer.
Eren, it's your job to make sure we win this war.
Man, that Armored Titan is pretty cool, right?
(spoiler laugh)
He's probably the strongest Titan we've seen yet!
Yeah, right?
Like no one could-
n- n- (nervous laugh)
No other Titans could beat him, right?
Why am I such a little bitch this whole series?!
AAAAAAHHH!! *Angry grunt noise*
Hi, my name's Jean (pronounced like John).
Or Jean (pronounced the French way with a soft J).
Or Joan (I don't even know anymore).
I- I really-
I c- I really haven't decided yet.
I will get back to you, though, I promise.
Hi, Marco here!
Did I remind you that I'm REALLY useless throughout this whole show and I really--?
I really have no purpose except to die at some point!
(sings "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence, but its just screeching)
Giving me 3D Maneuver gear is pointless!
People always confuse me with this other blond character,
because I lo- I look EXACTLY the FUCKING SAME! (Voice crack)
Eren, listen to me!
You have to keep a hold of this key!
I swear, everything will be explained by the end of the season!
Or maybe the NEXT season.
Or maybe the one after-
I'm REALLY not sure when it's gonna be explained,
just hold- c- just keep hold of the key, okay Eren? Thank you. Great.
Praise be unto the Walls!
And we will shower our love to the Walls!
They deserve nothing but our praise and love for keeping us safe!
I'm also very annoying and won't tell you ANYTHING about the Walls, because FUCK that!
Hi, I'm Eren Yeager, and I'm a recovering screamer, and now, um, wha--
what that means is that whenever I saw a Titan,
or it was mentioned about a Titan,
or just any word that'd begin with a T,
I used to just scream in rage about...
about- about Titans and how they killed my mother, sadly.
Hey Eren, do you want bread rolls or crackers for lunch?
I can't remember what you said.
TITAAAAAAN!!!
Eren, you can't make everything about Titans!
For fuck's sake!
If you've ever cosplayed in a group of, or you've SEEN a group of Attack on Titan cosplayers,
There's one thing that you can be very sure of,
that one of them...
one of them that their thing is just falling apart.
All the- all the straps,
the straps are fucking up,
it- it's awful.
Hey, do you want some help with that cosplay, maybe?
MY COSPLAY... IS FINE, OKAY?!?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY COSPLAY!
IT IS THE FINEST COSPLAY ALLY EXPRESS HAS TO OFFER,
AND I LOOK...
AMAZING!!!
Anyway, guys, I hope you enjoyed this video!
It was one of the most stupid ones I've done anyway. (clap)
If you wanna see more of these in the future,
comment down below, letting me know what you would like to see.
(outro music subtly fades in) I'm thinking maybe doing...
My Hero Academia in the future?
I feel like that would be a really fun one, 'cause I'm really enjoying that show right now.
Anyway, THANK you so much for watching, you beautiful weebs.
I will see you BEAUTIFUL weaboos...
in the next video.
(clap)
Bye.
Boop!
(outro)