Hey guys!
So if you guys don't know, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber just broke up
And there's a lot of rumors going around saying that Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber
because he was caught with some Victoria's Secret model at a Lion King show or something like that
But nobody really knows what really happened
Except for me
Here's exactly how it went down
Take a look!
Hey babe.
So how was New York?
Uh, i-it was good. It was cool. Nothing crazy, you know.
Seems like you had a lot of fun.
Yeah, I mean, I guess it was fun.
It's alright
Well I've been here, reading a lot of Tweets lately.
Oh, well, i mean that's good, I guess.
About us. About you.
Is everything alright?
I don't know, why'd you tell me
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh???
C-Can you stop that?
Who is she? >:(
I don't know, some girl.
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know.
I used to love you like a love song baby.
Are you just quoting your own songs?
A day without you is like a year without rain.
That's literally the name of your album. Can you stop--
How could you do this to me Justin?
Do what?
Everyone's saying you're cheating on me with this Victoria's Secret girl.
And you believe them?
Uh you're the one that told me to.
Can you stop with those song references?
You know what Justin? Who says?
Who says we're not perfect?
I say we're not perfect. I knew you were trouble from the moment you walked in.
I know all you wanted for your birthday was a big booty hoe.
But I still stuck around and stayed strong cause I am Titanium.
Fine! You wanna play that game
I say that if I was your boyfriend I would never let you go.
But I am letting you go right now cause I was only in love with the thought. of. you.
Oh and you said you love me like a love song baby
Well I love you like a love song if maybe that song is Beauty and the Beast.
Uh you don't even know your own song. It's called Beauty and the Beat.
F*** you!
Don''t you talk to me like that- (arguing)
(insert American accent) Hello! I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear you two but why are you guys even fighting?
Who the hell are you?
I'm One Direction
(clapping)
Aren't there supposed to be like five of you?
Well yes I'm one of the five. I guess you could call me One-Fifth Direction.
My other friends Up DIrection, Down Direction, Left Direction and Right Direction are-
Well actually at a show right now cause they kind of forgot to tell me about that one.
And you are?
I'm Diagonal Direction, kind of got stuck with that one.
But why are you two fighting anyway?
Because he's cheating on me and it's all over Twitter cause all my fans have been telling me about it.
And now all my fans think I'm a cheater.
Who cares what other people say?
At the end of the day, you're still Selena Gomez and you're still Justin Bieber.
Dude what is that accent? You don't even sound like One Direction.
Oh really? DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!
(first part of 'What Makes You Beautiful)
One-Fifth Direction is right. I am rich.
And I'm famous
And together! We could be ramous or fich
Fetch!
You just made Fetch happen.
Well I think my work is done here.
Oh actually yeah the door's that way.
You can only walk in One Direction.
Look I am so sorry Selena
I just want to start over and be completely honest with you
I was with that Victoria's Secret model that night.
You know we were just watching the broadway show Lion King
And one thing led to another-
What?!
I don't know but we only made out that one time I swear
You
Saw Lion King without me?!
What?
You know that's my favorite movie and I've always wanted to see the Broadway show.
So you don't care that I made out wi-
That should be me! Holding your hand right next to you.
I guess there will be one more lonely girl because you know I'll grab somebody to love
So go ahead and live your life.
No matter what you party tonight.
Come on Selena. This is stupid.
Wizards of Waverly goodbye Justin
Oh come on Even you know that wasn't a good- (door opening)
Oh yeah and I think Nicki Minaj said best
We are never
Never.
NEVER.
Ever ever getting back together.
(gun shot)
Never say never.
(LIKE A BAWSEE)
And that's pretty much exactly how it happened.