Uncle Trevor?
Jessie?
They didn't play Mirrors by Justin Timberlake.
What?
Grab your mom's keys!
What shitty DJ that doesn't play Mirrors by JT!?
Pop Music
Who is the DJ?
DJ Leapin' Louis. He does all the dances.
Louis? Louis Distefeno?
I don't know.
Didn't he look like the typical guy that would still your Little Debby snacks?
Yes.
I knew that asshole in high school.
I bet he still lives with his mom.
And you requested the song?
Obviously!
Leapin' Louis said that they played it for the second to last slow dance after
That's prime make it real estate.
What happened?
They played Team by Lorde for the second time that night.
That teenage diva?
Don't trash Lorde!
She, like, gets it.
What it's like, really like.
And she has perfect lips.
You have fine lips.
I have Katy Perry lips.
I want thin Lorde lips. And Katy Perry tits.
You don't want Katy Perry tits.
Tiffany has Katy Perry tits.
Yeah, Tiffany's gonna have back problems.
Tiffany is my best friend.
Then where is she now?
She left with John Choy.
They freak danced to Drunk In Love by Beyonce and he had a huge boner.
Last week they, like, made out on his step dad's basement.
And I think she's giving him a good H-date tonight
even though she told where is
And what do you think about that?
I think that the sex is shackles on the female gender.
Addict girl.
I thought you and my dad went to a baseball game tonight.
We did.
Then why are you bleeding?
I hate baseball.
We're here.
This isn't Chris Danner's house.
Uncle Trevor?
Stay in the car.
DJ Leapin' Louis, get out here!
Alright everyone!
To the center of the dance floor!
This dance is gonna make you move!
Ladies!
It's your turn!
Let me see you shake that ass!
Fellows!
Let's go!
Move that feet!
Trevor?
I knew you still lived with your mom.
She can't afford hospice, so...
Shut up!
Did you and Bridget moved back to town?
I said zip it!
How could you didn't play Mirrors by Justin Timberlake at the dance tonight?
People wanted Lorde again. Annie Cock the class president, she missed it the first time.
Yeah, she was crying in the bathroom.
John Choy said her lip gloss made her look like a slut.
See? She was with class president.
And besides, John Choy really hurt her.
Unforgivable!
This girl prepared entire dance and she was gonna perform it for Chris Danner.
And then he was going to be impressed and kiss her!
I needed the tempo for Mirrors and I tried to modify it for Lorde.
But I had to stop, the steps just didn't line up.
The Spring Fling is within a couple months I can be sure to play it then.
It's okay.
No, it's not!
She was all alone while Tiffany freak danced and tongue kissed.
I knew playing Beyonce was a bad idea.
Enough!
Trevor, what the hell do you want?
It's four in the morning!
You called me a faggot in seventh grade.
Eleven times.
And you've wrote on my locker!
I'm sorry about that.
Just stole all my zebra cakes.
Yeah, I was a bit of a bully, you know...
I wanted to look cool...
You like the anime and...
I was confused about my own sexuality.
Louis?
What's going on?
I called Trevor a faggot when we were twelve.
Oh, I called everyone faggot!
Dickwad.
Do you like anime?
Oh, he loved anime!
He had, like, a little lunch box. Had, like anime lunch box that was full of...
Didn't you and Bridget get married?
I'm not a dickwad, dickwad!
Shit!
Why didn't we just go to Chris's house?
What did I tell you?
What?
When we were rehearsing,
and you're talking all about Chris's Channing Tatum haircut.
His puka shell necklace.
I told you about love.
What did I say?
You said...
Love is fast.
Faster than a speed limit.
Love is brutal.
Worse than a pilot.
You can either fall off and get hurt, or smile and just enjoy the ride.
I'm gonna get us some punch.
It's lemon lime.
You know, Bridget...
I was thinking...
It's over!
I don't wanna dance with you!
They're playing Bombs over Baghdad.
We can freak!
Do not wanna feel your boner anymore.
Just wanna dance alone.
Bridget, wait!
I can dance alone too!
Hey!
Sweet moves, dickwad!
Uncle Trevor!
That hair makes you look super gay.
Your nose is bleeding.
Uncle Trevor!
Now cheese on three.
One.
Two.
Uncle Trevor!
Three.
Cheese!
Why?
Why do you like pop music?
I like all kinds of music.
Like... Before sports I need, like, a dub step pump up.
Or when I'm angry I wanna autotune Kanye West.
And when I'm sad... Something with an acoustic guitar and Taylor Swift.
But...
When I wanna connect with other people...
Pop music.
Everybody likes pop music!
No matter what, everyone sings along and dances
and oftentimes like in the videos crazy stuff is happening. Like...
Walls are crumbling, random things that are on fire or exploding and...
It's all in, like, slow motion.
And it's beautiful.
No matter what, they take all the absurdity of love and make it seem serious.
Like a work of art.
Plus Tiffany says when you make out during a pop course it's like a million zucker goes all at once.
Superiority ring will last longer on her finger.
Probably not.
Fix your mascara.
Hi, mister Danner! Is Chris home?
He is, but he's grounded.
Last night he was drinking alcohol with his friends!
I wasn't drinking! My friends were drinking!
Guilty by association!
His friend John Choy - total psycho.
I'm sorry. You are to see him at school on Monday.
Please.
Mister Danner.
What the hell happened to you?
My niece Jessie has been practicing at dance all week for your son.
A dance that takes place in a certain tempo.
And they didn't play the correct song, so she needs to perform it for him.
Look at her!
She has Lorde lips, Katy Perry tits and Justin Timberlake hips.
And she needs to get that body inside and dance for your son.
So he can be floored by her beauty and kiss her,
and maybe use a little tongue, and who the hell knows where it goes from there!
Freak dancing.
But we've had one hell of a night.
So I'm here asking you.
Man to man, grown up to grown up.
Just let her dance!
I'm sorry. Rules are rules.
Chris didn't follow the rules.
He thinks he's an adult.
He has to learn adults had to follow rules.
When I was a kid we had responsibilities.
Didn't matter if we wanted to go to the mall or sleep over at friends house...
Hi, Chris!
Hi, Jessie!
I need to dance for you!
I had dream about this.
You have lips just like Lorde!
Sorry about the mess.
My uncle, like, thinking he's a samurai.
Awesome!
Should I play some music?
Can't you hear it already?
I'm a grown up, you're loser.
I wonder why your wife left you.
You stand in the way of love, prepare to be vanquished.
I hear it!
Sometimes, when I see you in the hallway, I hold a textbook over my pants to hold my boner.
Sometimes I wear Dodgers jersey to school
even though I don't like baseball, but I was hoping you'd notice.
I always notice you.
For more information on the Redistricting.
Please, visit school board website.
Finally, local authorities are asking a public for assistance in locating a missing teenager.
13 year old John Choy went missing Friday night after he was spotted lighting Don Mogget middle school on fire.
If you see John Choy, please remain at a safe distance and call the police.
He is considered armed and extremely dangerous.
And that's it for the local news.
Next step we have some music for your Saturday morning.
This is Mirrors by Justin Timberlake.
Pop Music