- Hey guys, it's Kelsey.
- And I'm Zach.
- And we're friends.
- And we're gonna play Human Fall Flat today.
And we're friends.
- Why'd you make that weird?
We already said we're friends.
Now they think we're lying.
- It's a weird thing to say.
- Hey!
Oh my god, I can just be a cop?
Wow.
I think I'm gonna be me as a cop
with a mustache.
- Ooh a mustache.
- Because obviously.
Upper body, pop body.
Lower body, absolutely no pants.
- No pants, nah.
- Color, I'm pale.
So we're gonna keep me in the pale family.
And I'm also like a weird yellow, pink tinge.
So we're gonna go for this.
- I can see it.
That's you as a cop.
- No pants!
- Yeah!
- Now I'm regretting this decision
cause I think it's gonna look really inappropriate.
- I think I'm gonna make me.
You're a cop and then I'm just me.
I wear a backwards hat a lot
- That's true.
- And headphones.
Hat, boom.
Upper body, jacked.
Wait, I'm changing it.
Scratch everything.
I'm Walter White.
- Hey, no pants makes more sense now.
- There he goes.
(crash)
Oh that was not a good sound.
How do you move?
- Is this how you expect?
- Hello!
- Why'd you fall?
- I don't know.
- Look!
Macarena.
♪ Bum ba da bum ba da bum ba da da da ♪
♪ Hey macarena! ♪
- Okay, what are we supposed to actually do?
- Why are you grabbing me and moving me?
No, no I wanna go that way.
Don't do this.
No. No.
- Get out of here, copper.
- Stop!
- I'm tryna break bad!
I think we're okay.
- You're a brat.
- I got a trophy.
Hey hey!
(laughing)
- Take that!
- Truce?
- Ooh look at him.
Is he gonna pee?
I want him to pee.
- Can we get up?
- I wanna get up.
I'll pick you up.
- Pick me up and throw me in.
- Gotcha.
(laughing)
Get up get up.
- I think you broke my arm.
- You can do that?
- Look at me arm, it's broken.
- I think you did it yourself.
He looks drunk.
(laughing)
- Uh oh.
- Oh no.
I got you, buddy.
I got you.
(silly voices)
- Okay, let's get up the train.
- Okay.
- I'm grabbing your butt.
- I did no pants just to make you uncomfortable.
Is it working?
(laughing)
Okay, I finally got a little bit ahead.
This is very frustrating.
- Why is this ...
- What have you done?
- Ah ha!
- Wait!
I'm gonna see if there's another way to go.
- I'm almost ...
- You keep workin on that.
- ... up the train.
This is so much harder than I thought it was gonna be.
- I'm gonna use a swinging technique.
- Do a swing.
- Swing!
It's not helping.
- What if we get on top of the train
instead of doing the side?
- You think I'm not trying to get on top of the train?
- It didn't look like you were.
- I hate everything.
I'm unhappy about the situation.
I'm freaking back on the ground.
I'm so mad.
I don't like this game.
What did you people play this for?
You know what's fun?
Any other game.
- Tetris, frogger, that mine sweeper game.
- Why are you talking about these crap games?
- They're all better than this game.
- Oh that's fair.
- Unless I get up the train!
- Whoa!
Oh.
- Oh.
- Let's try to get up here with the hand up
and then we'll try to swing you up.
- Trophy earned: tourist.
I think that means we're taking a really long time.
- Grab my hand, partner.
- Okay, here.
- Hold my hand.
- If we can't get this simple aspect of the game,
we're gonna go.
- What if we move these objects underneath us?
- Can we go through that hole?
- Let's move those, yeah.
Eff this.
Let's move these objects.
- Get out!
- Ah!
- There isn't a hole here.
- What?
Say it ain't so.
- We're stuck here forever.
Stop it, officer, it's not worth it.
- Wait, let's move it to help us.
Let's build a pile somewhere else.
- It's not worth it.
Stop.
- No!
- You're out of your mind!
- I still have hope!
I still have hope, Walter!
- The rocks aren't the problem!
- No, I had a good idea.
Let me do this, Zach, trust me.
- Wait wait wait!
Keep the rock there.
- I literally just said, "Let's build a pile
"and climb on top of it."
- I have a brilliant idea.
What if we build a pile?
- I friggin hate you.
Twerk, cop, twerk, cop.
- Oh okay!
♪ Whatcha gonna do ♪
♪ Gonna twerk for you ♪
♪ Twerk cop twerk cop ♪
- I'm sorry.
- Look at you.
You're just climbing me like a freakin tree.
- We're going.
All aboard!
- Never stopping!
- I'm fine.
- I think at this point,
it's just who's gonna rage quit first.
- Maybe teamwork isn't the thing we should do.
- Okay.
- The things coming out of the train.
Maybe get on top of it, try at least,
and then jump from that to the deck of it.
- I don't wanna do this anymore.
Look, I almost grabbed your butt.
(sentimental music)
- I've done it!
- How'd you do it?
- I don't know.
- That's not helpful to me.
I thought this was about teamwork
and this was the first test of our friendship,
but you just abandoned me at the edge
of the most frustrating train I've ever seen.
- You're not wrong.
- Okay, I'm just gonna go die
and hopefully I'll spawn next to you.
- Okay.
- I probably won't.
- Please spawn next to me.
Come on!
Ooh.
- Whoa!
- Taking the easy way out!
- Woo!
- If you can't beat em, cheat em.
- Let's celebrate.
Come here, you!
- Don't you dare.
- Come on!
- What if we have to start from the top?
- Come on, woo!
- No!
- This is living.
Oh no!
- Yeah, you deserved that.
- Okay.
- Get some get some.
- Woo!
- Look at that butt.
Butt shot.
- Heyo!
- Bye!
- Goodbye.
- Trophy earned: Choo Choo.
- Choo choo, mother uckers!
- I feel so accomplished.
There were some tough points.
- You might call it a train wreck.
- Dammit, that was good.
The train thing took a very long time.
Like, I don't wanna say how long the train thing took.
- If you know any other two-player games
or frustrating games,
leave them in the comments below
and maybe we'll play them.
- Boom.
- Shockalocka
♪ And I'm soarin, flying ♪