I could see myself hosting a TV show.
I think that I was born to be famous. (laughs)
I like to have fun in the club and, of course, I like to drink.
So, ladies, check your man.
you're gonna be hosting on "A.M. Mornings Today."
Okay.
Uh, what experience have you had with hosting?
I haven't had any experience with hosting.
Perfect.
(bell ringing)
Okay, five-- smile.
"'A.M. Mornings Today,'" I'm Yolanda.'"
Three, two--
Welcome back to "A.M. Mornings Today," I'm Yolanda,
and this is Jungle Jim and David,
and you have something here in your hands, David.
Yeah, this is a special little animal.
Oh, my goodness, so cute!
This is a baby spade devil.
Oh, David, keep the eye contact
with the cage so the mother sees it.
Oh, my, can I, can I touch?
Yeah, it's-- they're really--
Yeah, you can hold this if you like.
Oh, really?
Just keep it--
It's very important that you--
That I keep-- okay.
Yeah, that the mom can see her. Just like that.
Oh, my goodness.
Now, why, why-- why is this called a devil?
It's just that--
Uh--
That's a, that's a odd--
It's-- as a baby, you would never know
why it's called a devil spade,
but as they become older, they become--
Devils, basically.
Oh, my goodness. Really?
They're some of the most
ferocious marsupials you'll ever lay eyes on.
Keep the eye contact.
So, the Let me calm her down.
Well, no, no, no, no--
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, the baby wants to run away.
I guess the baby want his mom.
Okay, let the baby have his mother.
It's okay.
Ow, ow!
Oh, my goodness!
Go to break, go to break--
Okay, you know what?
We will be back in a few.
Thank you, everyone.
And we're out.
Oh--
Oh, she bit me.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Can we get a medic,
they've severed their bond.
So I need you to slowly offer her back to the mother,
so that the mother can accept her.
Oh, yeah, she can totally do that.
(bell rings)
(man) Folks, we're going live.
All right.
five, four--
(mouthing words)
Hello, everyone, good morning!
Welcome back to "A.M. Mornings Today."
To catch you up, while I was holding this baby spade devil,
they lost eye contact, so I must establish the bond
between the baby and the mother.
And here we go.
Okay, so-- whew-- am I gonna--
I like Yorkies, miniature dogs.
Calm-- sorry--
She's moving a little bit.
Should I say sorry again?
Okay--
Oh, my--
Okay, okay, okay.
I hope this--
It's okay.
And we'll place her back with the mother.
Okay?
Okay, good job, good job.
Whew, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, my goodness, okay.
I'm so, so frightened right now but--
Aah!
(yelling and screaming)
You're okay, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay.
No--
Whoa, whoa, whoa-- Jungle Jim--
She knows your smell. You're only gonna be safe in this cage, come on.
I don't want to be in the cage.
I'm going with you, I'm gonna come in with you--
She needs to be safe!
It's okay, it's okay.
Wait, wait--
It's got your smell in the air.
Oh, my goodness.
It can smell you, it can smell you.
Aah!
♪♪
Oh, my goodness-- please tell me what is going on right now.
The mother right now apparently--
Look at me, look at me!
(shouting, muffled screaming)
Ohh!
(screaming, thumping)
(shouting, screaming)
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh--
(panting)
Oh, my goodness.
Jungle Jim is down.
Um-- ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back
with more-- "Fameless."
(growling)
Fameless what?
What?
(growling)
Hey. What?
With "Fameless."
Yeah.
With fameless what? Uh, uh, uh, my mind is gone.
Look at me. Look at me.
Oh... my good--
(music, applause)
Oh, my-- (screaming)
Oh, my goodness, oh, what a thing!
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you.
(music, applause)
I'm sweating, oh my God.
I don't even sweat.
I am so relieved to know that the spade devil is not real.
Oh my goodness, you guys got me.
You got me so good.
No I don't want to touch the spade, no I don't wanna.
Okay!
Okay.
Oh my...eh!
Awh... Oh my goodness [laughs]
David Spade. You guys got me, oh my goodness.
You got me so so good, oh my goodness.