(drum roll)
- [Announcer] And now ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for everybody's favorite TV game show,
The Remembering Game.
And here's everybody's favorite TV host,
Guy Smiley. (audience applauds)
- Hi there, hi there everybody.
And welcome to everybody's favorite TV game show,
The Remembering Game.
And this is the show, as you know
where our contestants try to remember
the prizes hidden behind our fantastic game board over here.
Okay, I think we're ready to meet our contestants.
Now here's our first one, Mr Bill Smith,
a pipe salesman from Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Come on out Bill.
(audience applauds) (tinkling xylophone music)
Wonderful, wonderful Bill.
Come right over here and stand right there.
And our second contestant is a monster from Sesame Street.
Mr. Cookie Monster, come on out Cookie.
(audience applauds) (tinkling xylophone music)
Wonderful, wonderful, a pleasure to have you here.
- Hi Guy. - Hi.
- Mr. Smith.
- Look at that good sportsmen aren't they right folks?
Okay, now we both know how to play our game, right?
So, Cookie Monster, you're gonna get to go first.
- Oh, boy.
- I want you to look at our contest board over there,
look at the game board, and pick a number.
- Uh, oh let me see, uh, oh, lemme pick number four.
- Okay, let's see what's behind number four.
(woodblock clicking)
It is a jet plane, wow!
What do you think of that?
Okay, Cookie Monster, this is a very exciting moment.
If you pick another number that has a jet plane behind it,
you're gonna get to win a jet plane.
So, okay, take a number.
- Oh, I don't care, how about number uh, uh, one!
- Okay let's see what's behind number one.
(woodblock clicking)
(audience groans)
- So sorry, Cookie Monster, the only thing
behind number one is a cookie.
- Cookie! - No, you did not win a prize
- I want Cookie! - No no, you don't win a prize
- Cookie, no? - So!
Our next contestant gets a chance, Mr. Bill Smith.
Okay, look at the game board and pick a number.
- Right you are, Guy, let's see, uh, oh,
what could it be but number three?
- Okay, let's see what's behind number three.
(woodblock clicking)
- [Bill] Wowie gazowie!
- Yes, indeed, it's a jet plane, Bill Smith.
A jet plane, and listen, if you now pick
the other number that has a jet plane behind it,
you're gonna get to win that jet plane, Bill Smith!
- Oh, wowie gazowie, I hope I can remember!
- Think very hard, think very, very hard, Bill Smith,
and pick a number.
- Oh, what'll I do but pick number two.
- Okay let's see what's behind number two.
(woodblock clicking)
(audience groans)
So, sorry, Bill, aww, it's really too bad because
it was a cookie - Cookie!
- Behind number two, and so you did not win a prize
and Cookie Monster - Me next, cookie, cookie!
- Gets another chance, all right
Cookie Monster, it's your turn.
- Oh, uh - Take a look at the board.
- I try to remember - Take a look at the board.
- I try to remember, uh - Okay
Pick a number - where cookie was
Cookie at number, what number cookie?
Cookie number...cookie behind number four.
- Let's see what's behind number four!
(woodblock clicking)
Look at that, Cookie Monster, it's a jet plane.
Okay - No want jet plane!
- Now this is your big chance, Cookie Monster.
- No can do
- If you can remember where the other jet plane was?
- No can eat jet plane.
- Okay, but choose one anyhow, what number do you choose?
- Uh, oh, duh, I think cookie was behind number three three.
- Behind number three, let's see what's behind number three.
(woodblock clicking)
Wow, look at that, it's a jet plane!
You have matched the two jet planes!
You get to win a jet plane, Cookie Monster!
- Uh, no want jet plane - Wonderful, wonderful
Mr. Smith, I'm sorry, all you get is a consolation
prize of a cookie. - A cookie?
- Cookie? - Oh I coulda had a jet plane.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- That's the way we play our game.
- Wait, wait, wait, you, you want jet plane?
- Do I? Yeah! - Me want cookie.
Me want cookie, you want trade?
- Sure - Okay, I get cookie!
- Oh, I get a jet plane! - Wonderful!
Isn't it wonderful?
Well, goodbye, folks, how about that?
It's a happy ending for everybody on our game.
Take it easy, Cookie Monster.
- Where is it, where the cookie?
- And this is our favorite host, Guy Smiley
- I want cookie! - Take care
- [Cookie] Guy, give me cookie!
Wait, wait!
(upbeat music)