I am Kristof, come from Canada and am a lumberjack. I like to eat maple syrup and play hockey on the weekend.
A: Where are you from?
B: I am from Germany and am a German.
A:Which language do you speak?
B: I speak German.
A: Where are you from?
B: I am from France and am a Frenchman.
A: Which language do you speak?
B: I speak French.
A: Where are you from?
B: We come from Spain and are Spaniards.
A: Which language do you speak?
B: We speak Spanish.
A: Where are you from?
B: I am from Portugal and am Portuguese.
A: Which language do you speak?
B: I speak Portuguese.
A: Where are you from?
B: I come from Italy and am an Italian.
A: Which language do you speak?
B: I speak Italien.
A: Where are you from?
B: We are from Greece and are Greeks.
A: Which language do you speak?
B: We speak Greek.
A: Where are you from?
B: I am from India and am an Indian.
A: Which language do you speak?
B: I speak Hindi.
A: Where are you from?
B: I am from Switzerland and am a Swiss man.
C: I am from Austria and am an Austrian.
A: Which languages do you speak?
B: They speak German, Swiss German, French, Italien, and Romansh in Switzerland, but I only speak German and English.
C: In Austria they speak German, Hungarian, Slovenien, and Austrian German.
A: Where are you from?
I am from the United Kingdom and am a Brit.
Some people call the people from the United Kingdom "Englishmen", even though we aren't all Englishmen.
A: Aha.
B: Where are you from?
A: I am from the Netherlands.
B: Are you a Hollander then?
A: Actually no. I live in Zealand. I am a Netherlander.
B: And you speak Dutch?
A: No. I speak Netherlandish.
B: Nice.
A: Hello.
B: Hello. Where are you from?
A: I am from the USA. And you?
B: I am from Canada. Which languages do you speak?
A: I speak German, Spanish, French, Russian, Arabic, Chinese, Hindi, Portuguese, Bengali, and English.
B: I thought that Americans couldn't speak a second language.
A: I thought that all Canadiens were polite lumberjacks.
B: Hmm. Maybe we shouldn't just think about stereotypes when it is about real people.
A: I think we got off on the wrong foot. Maybe we should start anew.
I am Levi Antrim. I am from the USA and I teach German as a second language there.
B: I am Kristof, come from Canada, and am a lumberjack. I like to eat maple syrup and play hockey on the weekend.
A: Really?
B: No, but that was funny, eh? I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so mean.
A: Oh my goodness. You are polite, too. Is there a cliche that you don't hold true?
B: Tell me something about yourself.
A: I am eating right now. My pistol is lying on the table in front of me.
And when I am finished with the food, I will get in my pick-up truck to go eat ice cream.
Or maybe cake or cookies or...
One can fry almost anything. There are fried chickens, fried fish, fried cheese, fried peppers, fried butter,
fried beer, fried beans, fried pigs ear, fried ice cream, fried salsa, fried chewing gum, fried beans, fried apples,