- What's up with ancient Romans having English accents
in all the movies?
("God Save the Queen")
- So, what's the deal with Yorkshire puddings?
I thought pudding was meant to be sweet?
- Why is it always raining?
Like, do you have a summer?
- What's the deal with your beaches?
There's like no sand, there's no sun,
there's no joy.
- So, what's up with a penal colony in paradise?
- What's up with the mushy peas?
- Why are there so many murders in Midsomer?
Is anyone even alive there anymore?
- You guys have free dental.
What's with the stereotype of having bad teeth?
- What is toad in a hole,
and hypothetically, if I misheard you,
how do I get it out?
- Why's all your beer warm and flat?
- Are all your teenagers really as wild as they on "Skins",
or is really more like "The Inbetweeners"?
- Why are you so obsessed with "Neighbours"?
It's pretty terrible.
- You have a pudding called spotted dick.
What's with that?
- How do you have so many accents
on such a tiny island?
- Can we borrow your royal babies for like 10 years,
before they stop being cute?
- What is it about your accents that is just so
attractive and sophisticated?
I love them.
("God Save the Queen")