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I'm hiding from the kids.
I just needed a break.
I figured I'd hide in their playroom.
I mean, look at this mess.
They're not going to find me in here.
Fun fact-- this is also what the inside of my brain looks like.
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Parenting is hard A-F. I created two tiny humans.
Does that make me an expert?
Not exactly, but I do know moms can learn from each other.
And I want to share what I know.
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Hi there.
I'm Kristen Bell.
You may know me as your favorite character from Frozen.
No, it's not Elsa, the cute one, the small one, the spunky one.
No, it's not Olaf.
You know what?
We don't have to pick favorites.
OK.
Now, Robin, I heard that your seven-year-old, Lola, wants
a Frozen-themed birthday party.
My dog's name is Lola.
And I'm vaguely familiar with Frozen.
So I think this is kismet.
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So, we want to make this fast.
We don't want to spend too much money.
But we want to get it done.
You know what, I have an idea.
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Candles aisle six-- candles--
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Go, go, go!
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Candles!
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Cotton pops, snow flakes--
Grab a tiara.
You know what, grab two tiaras.
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Oh, grab Double Bubble, that's my favorite candy.
[MUSIC PLAYING] Sanity Is going to be in aisle eight.
Aisle eigh-- I'm just kidding.
That can't be bought.
I've tried.
Let's keep it moving.
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[PHONE RINGS]
[BEEP]
Hello Party City?
Let me just transfer you.
Can you hold?
[BEEP]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Get it girl.
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These kids are going to be happy.
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Do you remember your seventh birthday party?
Gosh, no.
No!
That's the key.
Everybody's going to forget this.
So we can take a little bit of pressure off ourselves.
Doesn't have to be perfect right?
No.
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Jackpot.
And some of them can't even read,
so they're not going to know if it's crooked.
They're just going to see the colors and the characters--
Exactly.
So we're all set.
Really, one important part of planning a kids party,
you have to acknowledge you're doing it for the adults.
It's a mom competition.
Mom competitions blow.
It doesn't need to be a Pinterest competition.
Back each other up.
Next time I drive by a park, and I
see like the worst, most awkwardly decorated
and poorly planned children's birthday party I've seen.
I'm going to pull over I'm going to get out
I'm going to look at her and say you did great.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Look how gorgeous that looks.
It is.
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Honestly, you could really--
because kids are so dumb--
you could just get all this stuff
and have this be the party.
You're right.
They make decorations for the party, arts and crafts style.
Yep.
We've got this thing backwards.
I agree.
Little ladies and gents, welcome to Lola's birthday party
also known as Arendelle.
[CHEERING]
Are you ready to party?
[MUSIC - MYSTIKAL, "SHAKE YA ASS"] Mmm--
Shake ya ass.
Oops, sorry.
That's my bad.
Oh,oh,oh.
Yeah, that's-- It's my shuffle.
Shake ya ass.
Next track.
Woo-- Whoopsies--
Everybody makes mistakes, right?
[MUSIC PLAYING - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY']
Do you guys do the Roger Rabbit?
Sometimes I like to take it inward.
[MUSIC PLAYING - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Let's go get some pizza!
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Who wants pizza?
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All right, this ain't just a party for kids guys.
[CHEERING]
[BLENDER NOISE]
Frozen margaritas, right?
Do you get it?
I love that.
Do you guys get it?
Yeah.
Cheers ladies, to doing the best we can.
[CHEERING]
Cheers!
Oh, cheers!
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello!
Woo, Hello.
Oh my, we are so excited to be here today.
I feel like, once they got here, I'm like take a load off,
you know.
How far is Arendelle?
It's very far.
I mean, we started traveling here since last night.
That's right.
I can answer that.
Arendelle is very, very far away.
So Elsa and Anna had to take--
well, definitely a reindeer, and then a sleigh, and then a boat,
and then a train, and then probably an
Uber to get here, OK.
So, you know, cut them some slack.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Awwww, big hugs.
Wooo.
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[PICTURE SOUND]
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[PICTURE SOUND]
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Raise your hand.
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
OK.
Like this?
Yeah.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Great, you're doing great.
Really good.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So, where are you from?
Utah.
Cool.
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