♪ - 'Cause I'ma let you know ♪
♪ Don't bite the hand that feed ya ♪
♪ 'Cause (beep) next season ♪
♪ I don't really need you. ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- Ooh, since you said that, look.
♪ Now you said that you was gon' fire us ♪
♪ And I need for you to know ♪
♪ If you fire me, him and him, guess what ♪
♪ Ain't nobody finna watch this show ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
(hip-hop beat starts)
- [Nick] Uh, come on, champ. - Okay.
- A'ight, champ, look.
♪ We know you undefeated ♪
♪ But here's a breath mint ♪
♪ (beep) 'cause you need it ♪
♪ I know you be knockin' cats out right and left ♪
♪ But I don't know what's stronger ♪
♪ (beep) your fist or your breath ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
(crosstalk)
- Where you going, baby?
- Nowhere.
(audience laughs)
♪ - You know you saw my fight ♪
♪ And you know I don't play ♪
♪ Matter fact, I hit him so hard ♪
♪ I almost caught a case ♪
♪ Look, I like you, Nick ♪
♪ Man, I really, really do ♪
♪ But talkin' all this nonsense ♪
♪ I'ma lay you out too ♪
♪ (beep) put the chalk around you ♪
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I got you, champ.
Cut that, we don't wanna hear that.
(records scratches)
Come here, Nick.
Bring that ass here, boy.
(audience laughs)
Let me tell you one thing about yo' albums,
the reason why you ain't the captain of this team,
'cause they ain't never went platinum.
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- Wait a minute!
I ain't done! (audience laughs)
And what I might say might rock this world,
but you ain't the only one smashin'
these "Wild 'N Out" girls!
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Come here, champ.
Let me holla at you, champ.
(audience uproar)
- Hold up, hold up.
Hold up.
You think I care about you being undefeated?
Man, in Wild Style you will never shine.
Man, I hit you in yo' mother-
Nevermind.
(audience laughs)
(bells ding) (audience cheers)
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- [Nick] Ooh. (record scratches)
- All right, listen. - Always cuttin' the beat.
- Wait a minute, Justina.
Hold on, hold on. - Oh, (beep).
- [Nick] Talk yo' (beep) in yo' jacket.
- [Maddy] She's got the jacket, so.
- Yeah you rap, but runnin' up is what you won't do.
If I get it poppin', like yo' tits, you'll freeze.
Don't move.
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- [Nick] Damn. - Okay, Jessie Woo.
I'll show you who I do kill.
You look like a character that's straight out of Whoville.
(bell dings) And this fact,
I can't shake it.
You're only back 'cause B. Simone and Pretty Vee
couldn't make it.
(audience uproar) - [Nick] Ooh.
(audience cheers) - And new school,
I think y'all kind of dumb.
Y'all suck so bad, y'all the reason Wyclef said-
- Someone please call 911!
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- And hold on.
And Maddy, you're such a Karen, it's finally true.
When Wyclef said "Someone call 911"
you were like, "Don't mind if I do!"
(audience cheers) (bells ding)
(buzzer goes off) - DJ, stop that (beep).
Stop that (beep). (record scratches)
Stop that (beep).
Come on.
You already know.
How the hell yo' name Spoken Reason,
you ain't said (beep) funny the whole damn show.
Move.
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Whoa, let me tell you somethin'.
I'm funny, and you dead.
(beep) you look crazy,
(beep) you got a booty tatted
in the middle of yo' forehead.
- [E-Man] Hold on, let me, let me talk to 'em.
(buzzer goes off) - Hold on E-Man.
- Hold on? You hold on. - Hold on, E-Man.
One thing, one thing, just to get this,
during "Asking All Them Questions" I took the wheel,
you played the bitch.
- Ooh.
He said- - Nah, that's cool.
(buzzer goes off)
- E-Man and Spoken Reasons, here we go.
You wanna tell the people why we never did another video?
Five years, I'm tired of being merciful.
Nick, I know this is Wild Style, but this one is personal.
You feel me? - Talk yo' (beep).
- Y'all remember "Askin' All Them Questions"?
- Yep. (audience cheers)
- You know it came with a big check,
until he snatched it from me.
Then, he went missin' and started actin' funny.
He did a movie, doin' comedy, you know, actin' funny.
So tell the truth, Nick, I really wanna smack this dummy.
- [DC Young Fly] Talk yo' (beep).
- But you tellin' me to chill.
"Questions" was small change,
I'm still spendin' "She Ratchet" money.
Now listen. (bell dings)
(audience cheers) Act stupid.
I know you mad clueless.
The only reason why you on this show
is 'cause my name was attached to it.
- [Everybody] Ooh! (bell dings)
- So I'ma put you in yo' place.
Yo' most viewed video shows nothin' but my face.
(bell dings) So tell the people right now,
'fore I get mad and start to rise.
You got a chance to clear yo' name right now (beep).
Apologize.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Now E-Man, E-Man, it's a lot of hostility in the room.
- That's a fact.
- We could start a fight.
I had to call yo' mama
to put you in yo' first video with me.
(beep), I put you on yo' first flight.
- Boy, we about to get on yo' ass.
(buzzer goes off) (audience laughs)
Boy, we about to get on yo' ass!
- Yo, Jack, Jack.
You are a failed blind comedian.
You're a joke on Google.
He got fired as a teacher
'cause he couldn't control his pupils.
I mean, listen Jack. (bell dings)
You're just a blind old dude.
When you were born, God wrote your mother an IOU.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- [Conceited] Look, hold on, hold on-
- That was-
- If we keep goin', all of y'all goin' to oblivion.
Why y'all got this (beep) off "Pirates of the Caribbean"?
(audience cheers) (buzzer goes off)
- Nick, let me tell you somethin'.
You was up, hold up, Shrimp, now come on up here.
These my partners, these my partners.
You up here talkin' 'bout Shrimp life and all that (beep),
so please don't push me.
You just mad 'cause that white man
is doin' the mannequin challenge all in Mariah's (beep).
(audience cheers) (buzzer goes off)
- You and yo' "Wild 'N Out" girls real tired.
Matter fact, who gon' pay for all that formula?
'Cause both of y'all fired.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Hold up, hold up, this ain't my only job!
So what the hell?
I got fired, y'all can catch me in the mornin' on "TRL".
- Wait, wait, hold on, hold on!
(bell dings) (audience cheers)
Hold on! (airhorn blows)
Yo!
Hold up, I got you that job!
(beep), that ain't the answer.
I hope you ain't checked in, "TRL" got canceled.
(bell dings) (audience uproar)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. (airhorn blows)
Hold on, hold on!
Guess what?
"TRL" probably did get canceled,
but that ain't fair.
(beep) I'm workin' so hard, guess what?
You can also catch me on "Hip-Hop Squares"!
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
(airhorn blows)
- Yo, hold on!
That may be true, but guess what, (beep)?
I produce that too!
(audience cheers) (bells ding)
(airhorn blows)
♪ - Gang, gang. ♪
- Tyreek.
♪ - Gang, gang. ♪
- Get yo' bitch ass up here.
♪ Listen, what I'm 'bout to say to you, I'm not playin' ♪
♪ How you gon' diss yo' real daddy ♪
♪ And start hangin' with Cannon ♪
♪ Listen, I should beat yo' ass ♪
♪ You the cast member that I wish they got rid of the cast ♪
♪ I'm mad ♪
♪ It's true ♪
♪ The most hated people in the hood ♪
♪ is Donald Trump and then you. ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
♪ - So listen, you say you a street (beep), ♪
♪ but that's not the factor. ♪
♪ I'm in the streets more than you, I'm just a actor. ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
♪ - Hey, this is a show and I can be yo' friend, ♪
♪ but I'ma knock yo' ass out if you touch me again. ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
♪ - Big Mack you should've been a triplet, ♪
♪ And Cortez look like a baby Jersey triplet ♪
♪ Me, I got a song on BET ♪
♪ With that alien head you could be ET ♪
♪ And Big Mack, get in line ♪
♪ How I'm supposed to rap against a guy ♪
♪ With bigger titties than mine ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
♪ - [Old School Team] What he got ♪
♪ He got the big breasts ♪
♪ The big breasts ♪
- Hold up, he got the big-
Shut the (beep) up, old (beep).
♪ Hold up, all that talkin' 'bout my breasts ♪
♪ You gon' cut that (beep) ♪
♪ You dressed like Pepto Bismol 'cause you smell like (beep) ♪
♪ And listen Carlous ♪ (bell dings)
♪ You have to know ♪
♪ When you put that on ♪
♪ You look like a crackhead in a traffic cone ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ - You got the big voice ♪ (bell dings)
♪ And that's a known fact ♪
♪ You even got some titties ♪
♪ That's hangin' off yo' back ♪ (bell dings)
♪ - [Old School Team] Titties on yo' back ♪
♪ Titties on yo' back ♪
(bells ding)
♪ - [Old School Team] Big breasts ♪
♪ Big breasts ♪ (record scratches)
♪ - Ay, yo, Bobby ♪
♪ Look, look, look ♪
♪ Ay, yo, Bobby ♪
♪ You gotta be bothered ♪
♪ With the face of a father and the body of a toddler ♪
♪ You probably need your mama ♪ (bell dings)
♪ 'Cause you a little chump ♪
♪ This what your baby look like ♪
♪ When you just get a little pump ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- All right.
All right, all right.
♪ You got me good with the body of a toddler ♪
♪ But let's be real ♪
♪ You the one that got the face of a father ♪
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- My make-up's not good?
Okay. - Not at all,
baby, you look like It.
♪ - That was cute, but your rhymes are never too tight ♪
♪ Career's like your body, it'll never reach new heights ♪
♪ I bet ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Not a single person here follows you ♪
♪ Pre (beep) baby, your mom should've (beep) you ♪
(audience uproar) - All right.
(bell dings)
- Ay, yo, DJ D-Wrek - Uh-oh.
- May you kindly remove the instrumental, please?
(record scratches)
- You just let him to yo' (beep) like that?
- [Charron] Actually- - He's only supposed
to listen to me. - I'll go at Conceited.
You wearin' an orange vest, but ain't a man.
You have to go on your tippy toes to shake my hand.
You out here lookin' like a construction worker in Legoland.
And you wearing a bullet-proof vest is dumb.
Who's gonna shoot Nick's son?
The only thing that ever stopped you
was the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" gun.
And I don't- (bell dings)
And I don't like that Nick cat.
Your last song, four minutes I can't get back.
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Eminem's response
to your whack ass diss track.
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- Charron was talkin' a lot of (beep).
Came at the boss, dog, I can't believe you tried it.
Somethin' inside you don't make you want
to work for a black man.
It's all good, you fired.
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
(bells ding)
(airhorn blows)
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Don't do that.
Stop, you, you got somethin'-
Stop that. Stop that (beep).
(record scratches) (audience cheers)
(beep) talkin' to me.
All them bars you just spit was whack though.
Nick, what's up, my (beep)?
You hired all these white folks,
I thought this was a black show.
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- DC. (laughs)
DC's so mad, boy, take a vacation.
This is season 15, gentrification.
- There it is. - Hold up.
(bell dings) Hold up, hold up! Hold up!
- We love white people.
- I know you ain't talkin'.
Let's go ahead and set this thing clear.
(beep) yo' ass got fired,
what the (beep) are you doin' here?
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- Okay.
All right. Okay.
Okay.
You think I got fired, but that ain't legit.
Like Royce's barber, I said "I quit!"
- Wow. (laughs)
He said he quit.
That sound kind of funny.
The (beep) back, I guess he needed more money.
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- One more, one more, one more.
- [Charron] No more.
- Okay, one more.
All right.
- Ding, ding, ding. - No, no, no.
You say, you say I need money, maybe that's true,
but atleast I didn't do "How High 2".
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- [DC Young Fly] Ding, ding.
- Why you talkin' 'bout my white brother getting fired?
Yeah, it's something we could tell.
He got fired from "Wild 'N Out",
that ain't as bad as getting fired from "TRL".
- Ooh! (bell dings)
(audience cheers) - Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! - Hold on, wait a minute.
- This (beep) right here finna hurt.
Sorry, white boy, they got rid of his ass first.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- They both got fired.
They both got fired. (bell dings)
(airhorn blows)
♪ - I don't know what he said, but I'ma rap real gladly ♪
♪ Matter fact, y'all make some room for Young Swag's daddy ♪
♪ I'ma keep goin' ' cause that's my turf ♪
♪ Matter fact, y'all give it up for Crippy Smurf ♪
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
♪ - Conceited don't know how to do math ♪
♪ That why he looks like a Bitmoji, bit in half ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, you not gonna send me home ♪
♪ Yo' head is shaped like a pelvic bone ♪
(audience laughs) (buzzer goes off)
♪ - All right, Swag, I'ma say this, you can't rap ♪
♪ We all know that and we gonna stick to the facts ♪
♪ I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it blunt ♪
♪ You look like a stud at the first of the month ♪
- Okay. (bell dings)
Okay. - 'Cause you got your check.
- That's cool.
♪ I said, my bars, you need to use it ♪
♪ Nick Cannon stand for Nick cannot make music ♪
♪ Yeah, and that's a fact ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, take your music back ♪
♪ Off Apple and on Spotify and off YouTube too ♪
♪ 'Cause yo' music will never get no views ♪
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- [Justina] DJ D-Wrek. - [DJ D-Wrek] Huh?
- Please cut the beat.
(record scratches) (audience cheers)
Old School, our talent is gigantic.
With a captain like Swag, y'all goin' down
like it's the Titanic.
And Jerome, you got dysfunction in your penile.
Crazy like you senile.
You the type of white man that got 911 on speed dial.
(bell dings) And Swag,
you look like a man lizard,
'cause every time you gettin' banged out, all you say is-
- [Old School Team] Eh, Squidward.
Eh, Squidward.
- Justina, please.
Bobby told me to go against you.
I said no because you not even worthy.
Too many manly features, are you sure that you girly?
You got botched tracks, your butt flat, you just look dirty.
So stop gassing yourself up, that's illegal in Jersey.
(audience cheers)
(bell dings) - Well he said I looked
like a man, why's he such a tough critic?
E-Man tell them the truth, season 10, you hit it.
(bell dings) (audience cheers)
- [Justina] Or was it season 9?
- Just turned into "Love and Hip-Hop".
- It could've been 9.
- Can I comment?
- Kevin, you ain't gotta rhyme with him.
You already killed him, it's over.
He's a little ass dude, with grown man shoulders.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Now I'm tired of jokin', watch how I set 'em straight.
I can use that 40 or that right.
I'll connect across the middle like the letter H
and stomp you for an hour 'cause I don't get tired,
I'm like Kevin Gates - (buzzer goes off)
- Who is you talkin' to?
(audience laughs) You won't fight (beep).
This is freestyle battle, you always write (beep).
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
(crosstalk)
- Watch out, watch out.
Now, now, now, now.
Yo.
When I come, I come correct.
- Yeah, you do, Kev.
Yeah, you do. - At the end of the day,
I'm lookin' at a bunch of clowns
that look like bounced checks.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
I'm lookin' at a crew.
When I see y'all it's like glass,
I can see right straight through.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- This is gonna be for you.
I came to talk to Nick, and his company N'Credible.
Funny you called it that 'cause you never been credible.
(bell dings) (audience uproar)
I've been to Mariah house,
I seen Nick's garage.
It was a little pink Barbie car in there,
he must be Nick Minaj. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) - That was my daughter's.
That was my daughter's car.
- You used to be hot,
but you'll never get that fire back.
And by the dudes you hangin' with,
you'll never get Mariah back.
(bell dings) (audience cheers)
(bells ding)
- I don't know who did it, but that track in yo' head,
it gotta go.
I don't know why they got us battlin'
the "8 Mile" version of Kim Possible.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- Wait a minute, don't be comin' at my white friends
when we out here smilin'.
Big Tig, Nick Cannon on the stage and we Wild'N.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
This is how we do it, I thought you all should know.
But Big Tig and Nick Cannon come through,
it's always off the top with the flow.
(bell dings) - Big Tigga.
Yo' old ass, what did you just say to me?
(audience laughs)
That's why you got canceled and replaced by AJ and Free.
(bell dings) (audience cheers)
(bells ding)
♪ - I thought I told you that we won't stop ♪
♪ I thought I told you that we won't stop ♪
♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh ♪
♪ Freestyle, I don't know who want this ♪
♪ Comin' up, Chico you don't wanna test kid ♪
♪ But I'ma get it like this, on the next stick ♪
♪ I don't know if y'all are tattoo artists or convicts ♪
(audience uproar)
- Okay. (bell dings)
All right.
♪ Ay, Nick. ♪
♪ Ay, Nick, my vest is bulletproof ♪
♪ It's tough and manly lookin' ♪
♪ But yo' vest look like it's made out of love seat cushion ♪
(audience laughs) - You really feel that way?
(bell dings)
A'ight, a'ight.
♪ A'ight, yo Chico, dog, you need to look a little closer ♪
♪ This one's for bullets, that's for super soakers ♪
♪ Your jokes aren't the closer ♪
♪ You wanna get with it, ♪
♪ I can take this (beep) back to Fashion Nova quickly ♪
♪ I'ma tell you this, I'ma tell you off the top ♪
♪ Nick Cannon is the one, and you know I got that guap ♪
♪ I can buy yo' (beep), I can buy his (beep) ♪
♪ I can buy they sha' and then buy yo' (beep) ♪
(audience uproar) - [Chico] Okay.
All right, wait a minute. (bell dings)
Wait a minute.
- That wasn't a great flip.
Hamburgers, that's what he kiss.
You're so big, he has a size 34 wrist.
(bell dings) And it's bizarre,
you're wearing a chain with keys, but never owned a car.
And your teeth are too green, who's seen?
This chain's so fake,
looks like your mommy bedazzled a shoestring.
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
- [Bobby J] All right.
All right.
Give it up for the white man.
That boy was a killer,
but I'm not gonna take no disrespect from a hillbilly
that be (beep) his own sister.
(audience uproar) (bell dings)
- When I'm rappin' I can come back kid.
And I never effed my sister, she's not even attractive.
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- Hold on.
You talkin' 'bout you don't (beep) yo' sister?
Man, yes you do.
Up here lookin' like Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo".
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
- Refrain, he's lame.
You look like Steve Harvey's key chain.
You're so small,
your rap name should be point zero three chains.
(bell dings) May day, may day.
Melee.
You look like Ray J if he dropped out of eighth grade.
(bell dings) - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
(bells ding) (audience cheers)
- China, real quick, baby.
♪ Yo, yo ♪
♪ Ay, yo, China, you ain't beat for this battlin' ♪
♪ You went and bagged the least famous Kardashian ♪
♪ With all that plastic, who's gon' smash ♪
♪ Your body recyclable, but your career is trash ♪
♪ - But you ain't got no ass ♪ (bell dings)
(audience cheers)
(airhorn blows)
- Hitman, come here.
Hitman, come here.
Hitman, okay.
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
♪ Hitman, it look like I bit concrete ♪
♪ I'm just here to ask, can I borrow some teeth ♪
(buzzer goes off) Just a little bit.
♪ - Man, walk out them doors ♪
♪ Why would I give you mine, you couldn't keep up with yours ♪
(audience laughs) (bell dings)