- So I've got to work out what the program is.
- Oh
- My god are you actually kidding me? - Um, oh. Call happy person. - Phone theatre woman.
- Phone the theatre? - Phone, call, phone call. - Phone mask and a female. - Lady on a phone. - But there's
a theatre face in the middle. - Call theatre, call an actor if you want to get the
part played properly. Call an actor, don't call a person. Call an actor. - Call something, innit?
- Call mask. Call me. - Oh my god this is horrific!
- I need clues. - It's harder than it looks this.
- Caaaall... Calling. Who? Who am I calling? - Phone me now, no. - Call the Midwife!
No. How confident was I? I'm not, no. - No I'm thinking of the wrong show. So not that show. Okay fine.
- Um... French. - No what's it called, what's called, what's it called?!
- Call my Agent! Acting, agent. Yeah, Call my Agent.
- Call my Agent. Yes? Yes! - Call my Agent? Call my Agent! Oh, Call my Agent, there we are.
- Call my Agent. Tsk. Of course.
- My agent doesn't look like that so that's why I got it wrong. - I was never going
to be good at Catchphrase, am I? Um... - Um, okay. - Okay, well there's a horse in this so I should try and
do this. - Oh, what is that? What the hell is that? - Is this conceptual or literal? - A female horse?
- A female horse to the right and a city. - She horse goes to the city. No?
- Is that New York? Is that London.
- Girl horse, girl... woman... horsey... to... city.
- Oh I'm really crap at this. This is hard. - Wow, I'm going bad now.
(sighs)
(blows raspberries)
- Mare of Easttown. Yes! - Mare of Easttown? Is it? Oh my god, fantastic. Good horsey knowledge there.
- Of for Christ's sakes! Mare of Easttown, my favourite thing.
- Oh, Mare of Easttown. Love it. And love Mare of Easttown.
- Mare of Easttown. North, south... I got it, got it, got it.
- Mare... of... East town. - That's just too clever that is.
- God I need a drink after all this. And a packet of crisps obviously.
- Charging my key, key in the charger.
- Something key.
- What is that meant to be? - What's that? Phone? Is that a phone? - Is that a battery?
- Battery key. - Through the keyhole, no. Battery low, low battery. - Power something, running out of power.
- Charge my phone. I'm just making these up. - Is it to do with the low battery thing?
- It's key, something key? Um... - Because that's low battery
and then a key. So what's that, low barrier and a key? My Friday night. - Would I have watched this one?
- Lock. Low!
Low lock. Low key, Loki! Also very good.
- Um...
Oh, Loki.
- Battery key. Battery key. Low battery. Low battery key. Low... Low key.
- Loki! - Low-key. Loki.
- Rechargeable key. Recharge key. Low key. Low-key? Just Loki? That's a show?
- Oh! I'm sure I would have said that in all of the ridiculous things I said.
- Why is that low? How is that low? Is that like a volume thing or something?
It's absolutely not like a battery.
- Loki! I don't say Loki so I said "Looke". So there's no way I would be getting that. Absolutely no way.
- Loki.
- Oh I'm not good at this game.
- She's warming up. Oh no, I spoke too soon.
- What's this one?
- I ain't got a clue. - Three men and they're something. - Paper boy? What's this? Men. Three little men? Three Little
Men and a Baby? Used to love that film. - Three men and a rolled up newspaper? - Well that's a newspaper.
Have I got News for You? - People newspaper. News? Is that newspaper? - Family paper.
- That would be a paper review with three men. - Newsround. - No, no clue.
- Oh cocking Nora! Have I? - Newsnight. - Family Fortune.
- Question Time. - I feel like it should be obvious. - Don't know. Well I kick myself?
- That looks like a grandfather and a son and a father and a paper.
It's not Succession, is it? Is it Succession? Oh
- Succession?
- Yes! I'm really proud of that one. - Succession. Succession?
Ah of course the Murdochs and okay, love that. - That's Succession is it? How is that
Succession? That's well hard. - That's Succession?! Are you kidding me?! What?! - Why is that Succession?
Seriously why is that... Who did these? Did you? Why is that a Succession?
- That's succession? No because Shiv's not there. That's not Succession.
- He won't be happy about that. - We need to have words after lady cakes.
- I'll do that with that one. - Are you meant to just roll through these?
- Oh. Oh! Okay. - What is that? - Oh, this is a bit rude. - Um... That's just rude. That's rude, isn't it?
That and that is rude. - Peach eggplant doctor. Oh what's that one? I think I know what it is. - A peach,
an aubergine and someone who looks at my friend Emma Kennedy. - Bottom, bottom vegetable teacher
- Peach? Is it peach or an apricot? Is it an apricot? It doesn't matter what it is? It's a fruit?
The fruit matters? - That looks like uh a bottom and a winky and a librarian. - Peach willy lady.
- Don't know.
- Look at you, thinking she is a giant numpty.
- I ain't got a clue. What's that? - Peach eggplant teacher? Sex Education! Yeah!
- Is that... Is that um... Oh I don't know. Is it Sex Education.
- Oh my god. That's shameful. Please don't tell any of them.
- Oh, Sex Education.
Nicely done.
- Sex Education, yes exactly. Which is almost the same as peach willie lady.
- Sex Education! Ah. - That is Sex Education? No, see, I need to know my aubergine emoji and I didn't.
- Oh my God of course. I was a bit like, it's very phallic.
- God we've really like sexualised these emojis, haven't we? Poor bloody eggplant.
- I love a game, love a game. - Oh my god it's a teddy bear in a noose!
- Bear rope. Teddy rope. Teddy noose.
- Teddy bear lasso. Teddy bear... Teddy! Teddy bear. Bear. Bear hunt.
Bear. Teddy bear lasso. No. Lasso... lasso teddy bear.
- I mean you say it's easy. I feel like this game is not my bag.
- Teddy bears... teddy... Ted. Ted Lasso! My favourite show! Of course it's Ted Lasso.
- A teddy and a... Ted Lasso!
- Ted Lasso? Yes! Yes. Not competitive at all.
- Funnily enough I got that one.
- Oh, Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso! Very good, very good. Genuinely that sounded sarcastic.
- Do you know what, that program just made me smile so much. Ted Lasso. Oh that's so funny. That's brilliant.
- Oh this is very stressful.
Oh my god, it's really stressful. I'm not even saying that for comedy value.
- We have a lips, a lipstick and a flag.
- Kiss. Kiss lips. Lip lips. Um... finish, the checkered flag.
- Formula One? - There was a really good series on Netflix wasn't there about Formula One. It's not that.
- Um.... oh... Oh god I really want to get the last one.
- Uh...
- Is it a drama? Is it a comedy? Is it um...
- Oh I was so good at the beginning it's all gone downhill now.
- Something flag? Something something flag? Something something finish?
- So something like beauty race? Or makeup race? - Race? Something race?
- Drag Race! Oh. - Drag race f**kin' hell, I said race.
- RuPaul's Drag Race. - Kiss... RuPaul's Drag Race. Come on my girl!!
- Oh RuPaul's Drag Race! - Oh RuPaul's Drag Race, my favourite show in the world.
One of the best best moments I had was being a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. It was um... peek in my career to be honest now
- Now, I'll give you that back because the Succession one was rubbish but this one is a masterpiece.
- Can I go home now, please? I am so stressed.