Before we go today, I'm being told
we have one more baby for me to rate.
Let's take a look at the baby.
Aw!
That is a cute little baby.
Now, I wonder what he looks like today.
I'll tell you.
Please welcome Jared Leto.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[MUSIC - THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS, "DANGEROUS NIGHT"] Do you wanna
cross the line?
We're running out of time.
A dangerous night to fall in love.
You are so sweet.
They look good.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Yeah, right?
What a surprise.
This is very--
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
--very sweet.
I get birthday cupcakes.
Yeah, vegan cupcakes for you.
Thank you so much.
Happy Birthday.
Thank you so much.
And I mean, I don't know if it's out of line to say,
but I absolutely don't believe that you're 60 years old.
It's incredible.
No, it's fine to say.
You can say that.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
You can say that.
I can't accept it sitting here in front of you.
It's absolutely incredible.
I know, I can't accept it either.
I'm sticking with this age.
I'm not going to age anymore.
[CHUCKLES]
Now, is this is this for a reason
or you just felt like growing a beard
because you can and you're manly?
No, well, there's that and I'm unemployed.
[LAUGHTER]
I see.
[LAUGHTER]
Maybe this will get you employed.
If they do a movie about Jesus, you should be Jesus.
[LAUGHTER]
You know?
I've been looking for a good excuse to cut the beard off.
And I have 16 days left to finish my album I've
been working on for five years.
So I thought maybe I would cut it at the end of the album
but maybe sooner.
If our brand new song got to 10 million streams, maybe
I would just take a machete to the thing and get rid of it.
And it's at 3 million now.
So everybody watching this, maybe you
can help me free myself from the beard.
OK, don't do with a machete though.
OK?
Just get-- they sell buzzers.
They sell razors and stuff.
And that's how I would do it.
This song is called Dangerous Nights?
It's called "Dangerous Night."
It just came out last week and--
What's it about?
It's about love.
Aw.
Who doesn't want to hear a song about love?
And this song that you did when you were here
last time, that was a huge hit.
That's such a great song.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, "Walk On Water" and we had such a good time performing it.
It was really fun.
So I assume that this new song will be a hit as well.
And if it gets to 10 million, then you're
going to cut your beard.
I will be a changed man.
I find that like really gorgeous men
tend to do everything they can to cover up their face
and not--
I think you're so handsome.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Look at you, trying to cover up your handsome body.
It's submerged in water.
We can't even see your handsome body.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
I didn't even know that was there.
This is not planned.
I didn't know they had it.
Sure.
Who has these pictures in the control room?
[LAUGHTER]
Suddenly, they just have you on file in there.
I don't know how.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
All right.
OK.
Yeah.
So let's talk about, lately, you're here for a reason.
You want to announce something, right?
We do have a big announcement.
My band, Thirty Seconds to Mars, is--
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Thank you.
We're about to launch our biggest, most ambitious,
craziest tour ever, today.
So I wanted to come and share it with you.
You are on tour.
We are going on tour.
Oh my god.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Listen, if you've never seen him perform on our show, shame
on you first of all, because you should be watching every day.
And they're awesome.
And if you've never seen them live, they're incredible.
And you're in for a treat because everyone
here in the audience is going to go
see them live at the LA show.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Tickets, tickets!
You get a ticket!