- The scene that you're about to see
is me trying to nudge my divorce along,
by trying to help Trick find a new woman.
(upbeat music)
- Joy look like a black stallion honey, ass is fat.
She's a pretty girl, face is flawless.
Like, I love her.
Like, I really do.
That girl is a bad bitch.
- [Carolyn] Hey Joy!
How you doing girl?
- Hey Miss Carolyn!
I am so glad you came here to meet me today.
- [Carolyn] I'm happy to be here!
- Trick should not be offended
that I'm playing match maker,
because he needs to understand
I have his best interest at heart.
The reason why me and Trick haven't
separated completely yet,
is because he hasn't found the love of his life.
- Oh!
- I feel like the sooner he find the love of his life,
he'll leave me alone.
- So this is a project,
is what you're saying?
- Well, it's kind of a,
yeah.
- She look like she got some good (beep).
- We gonna get this situation together.
- Uh-oh.
- Look at Trick Daddy.
You look all cute with your camouflage!
- [Trick] Who is you?
- [Joy] This is Carolyn!
- He said "Who you is."
(laughing)
- He walk in there so rude,
asked the lady, "who is you?"
- [Carolyn] I'm her friend.
- [Trick] You ain't her friend.
- That's Carolyn, boy!
Carolyn!
You remember Carolyn!
I brought you here today because
I am concerned.
I feel so bad about what happened with Nikki,
and me and my big mouth.
And I got so much good information about her.
Like, she can cook.
She's a strong--
- You brought her for me?
- She a big girl,
that means she got good coochie.
Titties is big, ass is big,
and she ain't have no part in her wig.
That means she know how to (two beeps) real good.
- What do you mean?
What's wrong with her?
- Listen, baby.
We ain't each other's type.
- You have just met me.
- Why he so damn rude?
This is what he needs,
he needs a grown woman.
- You need to worry about what you need.
- Okay, whatever.
- Not you trying to put me down.
- Listen, I'm gonna order y'all some drinks.
Are you hungry, baby?
- [Carolyn] I am.
- Okay, I'm gonna put it on your credit card.
- [Trick] No.
- I'm gonna get y'all some food.
I'm coming right back.
- Y'all are trying to punk me.
I don't need no match maker.
When I look at a girl,
I can tell if she my type or not.
- You wouldn't know if I was your type,
because you don't even know me.
- I like the slutty type.
- (laughs) Oh!
He like the slutty type.
Touche, my brother.
- Slutty type?
- I can fry chicken. (laughs)
- I don't care.
- I've been to your restaurant.
- Uh-huh.
- The chicken is phenomenal,
but them greens need some help.
- Hell no.
Not about no greens,
you can't talk about no greens.
- Oh my god, Carolyn.
You hit him in the chest with that one. (laughs)
- She tried the man's greens.
- Yeah, she did say his greens was questionable.
- Can't try no man's greens.
- Yeah, she tried to play his greens.
She did say that.
- What's going on?
- She talked about my greens.
- I told him his daggone greens
need some more seasoning.
But he over here with a whole attitude,
about these daggone greens.
- This ain't gonna work.
- I'm very disappointed.
- I thought you was-- - I'm disappointed in you.
- I'm embarrassed.
I'm gonna go walk her to her car.
- [Trick] Walk her to it, yes.
- I gotta walk the lady out to her car,
he done disrespected,
he was so rude to the dang lady.
- Next, you're about to see PreMadonna
receive a special gift at her launch party.
- Let's open the truck, come on!
- [Tip] Don't open up that truck, bitches!
It might be a bomb, hoe!
- I have no idea what's in the truck,
but let me tell you something.
If it's coming from Joseline, bitch, be concerned.
Be worried.
It could be anything.
- [PreMadonna] (beep) Bitch!
- [Tip] You know she evil.
- [PreMadonna] Open the truck!
- [Tip] Don't touch the truck, now!
- [PreMadonna] Open the truck!
(door creaking)
- Oh, oh my god.
- [Tip] Hell nah!
- Damn.
- [Tip] Oh my god. I am dead.
- Now let me tell you something.
I dunno, because as a Latina,
if you send me a pig, bitch!
We all eating in this bitch.
With (speaking Spanish) and everything.
But okay, it was kind of (beep) up though.
- I think, for women,
that was like the ultimate level of disrespect.
- Why?
- That was just crazy,
because it was like,
I don't know.
Is you body shaming?
- If somebody sent a pig to my event I would be happy.
Like, I don't think it's disrespectful at all.
I love pig feet,
chitterlings,
pork rinds,
pork chops.
I love pigs,
I honestly felt like that was nice.
If I was there, I would have dug in.
Like, I would have took the pig home.
Just like at my event that I had yesterday.
Somebody cooked me a pig feet,
I took the whole tray home and told
everybody don't touch my (beep).
- I respect the gesture, bitch.
Because she used some PreMadonna seasoning,
and she probably cooked it at Sunday's.
So, let's give a round of applause for Joseline!
(crowd clapping)
(Tip laughing)
She did not have to bring us no swine!
- That's right, PreMadonna.
Advertise, and promote.
Look, when (beep) be bad,
that's what you gotta do.
Flip that (beep) around.
- No, I am appalled.
- I'm not, bitch!
That will be on the menu next year,
PreMadonna pig, coming live!
PreMadonna pig!
- [Tip] Facts! Facts.
- I don't know what happened between them.
I can't judge,
'cause maybe this bitch really did some (beep) to her.
But sometimes, you just gotta send a bitch a pig.
(beep)
- That's crazy, dog.
- I like monetary gifts, bitch.
(hands clapping)
So when you see I got on green,
'cause that's what I mean.
Where the check at?
- [Girls] For real!
- PreMadonna definitely handled
the situation with grace.
Yeah, she was calm.
She got a little heated at a moment.
But, she kept her boss up.
- I'm a give a disclaimer!
I don't know, the bitch like to play with some
of them foreign substances.
- God!
- Allegedly, allegedly that coke make a hoe
feel like the Hulk.
- I don't know nothing about that.
- I don't know.
- I don't know what PreMadonna said there,
I think she was referring to protein shakes.
Protein powder?
What?
- This is beyond me. (laughs)
- That's a coward ass bitch.
Who send a mother (beep) truck?
Broke bitch sends a telegram,
hoe, you should have saved that for your rent, bitch!
I know you ain't got no mortgage.
(Tip laughs)
That was cute!
But they better be ready.
Bitch, you come for me,
I come for you back.
I'm like Freddy Krueger, bitch.
Sleep on me, I'll come and get you.
Lauren you know I'm gonna have to pull up
to that bitch event.
I'm pulling up.
So, you need to let me know
the next day she on the calendar.
- I agree with that,
because if a puss ass hoe play with me,
we could fight.
We ain't even gotta do the back and forth talking.
We could fight.
I would just wanna fight, like that's cool.
When I see you, it's on sight.
- Can we get in the ring?
Let's do something new.
That bitch has got too much mouth.
- I just wish a (beep) would buy me a pig.
I will (two beeps) all mother (beep) day long.
That's all I want.
Pig feet.
- Bro.
Man, go to Cassumo's and get a pig, bro.
- Black eyed peas.
- Collard greens,
neck bones.
- Collard greens from Sunday's.
- Hot sauce.
- And Plan B.