What's so weird?
Well, for one thing, my parents, for some reason,
they look and sound different, like Kim and Kanye.
Hi, Charlotte.
I'm a genius!
[music playing]
[alarm sounding]
[music playing]
[groaning]
How'd it go?!
It went great.
We broke up a fight.
With our faces.
Wasn't all bad. Got my nails did.
Even had time to squeeze in a pedi.
- Great. - Nice.
[sniffing]
Oh, yeah, smell that.
[chuckles]
This is so much fun!
Life sized board games are awesome!
- Meow. - Woof.
Thimble.
Did I ever tell you guys about the last time
I ever saw my father?
We spent all day arguing with each other
about which of the family pets had died first
the week before. He said it was Limpy,
but I knew it was... Sir Coughs a Lot.
What is this thing?
Oh, it's a vomiting Vinny doll.
Why would they call this--
[screaming] Gross!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Ah, that's right.
Ah, that's Gouda.
[moaning]
I've gotten used to the weekly cheese massages,
but I've got a lot of questions about that monkey.
Same.
No. [groaning]
[screaming]
[groaning]
What you think of that?
Don't give up. Keep fighting.
Who is that?
[echoing]
You know who I am.
I'm your cell phone, Chapa.
You can't give up.
I need you to find me.
I miss you. [echoing]
So much.
I miss you, too.
And I need you to find me.
No, no. No, no, no, no. Please, please don't leave.
Keep fighting. Come find me!
No, don't leave.
Come find me!
Look at my leg.
[laughing]
Look at my leg!
I gotta look!
[groaning] I like it.
[groaning]
I knew it! I'm a freak!
[shrieking]
[screaming]
[grunting]
What did you do to me?!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
[grunting]
Up the tube!
I want to join your club so much.
I'm going to eat a bowl of... hair soup.
[groaning]
♪ But deep down, I'm not okay ♪
♪ It's just me and my truck ♪
♪ And I don't get a hand To just anyone ♪
Hey, hey, hey. One more song,
and then we got to call the news back.
Yeehaw.
Play some of that sweet sax on me, giant moth.
You got it, Schwoz.
What's up?
Why do you have clones of us?
Uh, you know, just in case.
Just in case what?
Hey, you guys seen the real versions of yourselves?
Not today.
They're not here, let's go.
In case what?!
One... two... three.
[groaning]
Why did you pop it?
[groaning]
Pus. Pus.
[laughing]
It's funny because it's gross.
How long do I have to keep doing this?
Rub faster.
[groaning]
Pay back is a zit!
Did you guys find a way
to get us out of our Bro Co contract?
'Cause I'd really love to start letting my hair grow out again.
Wait, is that not a bald cap?
A bald cap? Is that a thing?
Did I shave my head for nothing?
I think you look good this way.
Well.
[groaning]
I see one of the baby's arms.
[groaning]
Only eleven more to go.
Ah, come on.
Get it out of him, Schwoz!
Yeah, I wanna see an alien baby!
[groaning]
It's stuck! I can't get it out!
- Pull harder! - Yeah!
Come over and help me.
[both] No!
[groaning]
Okay, fine. I have another idea.
Hold on to your leaches.
It's pronounced light cheese.
Ow!
[screaming]
Aw, so cute.
[groaning] I'm okay.
He's looking for his head.
[chattering]
Ah, I miss this.
Down the tube.
[screaming]
Don't open your eyes!
[screaming]
Yes.
Okay, think Bose, think.
There's got to be some way you can beat those guys.
I got an idea.
Boo-Boo-Pew-Pew, you can talk?
No, this is all in your imagination.
Your heightened sense of survival is creating
my voice in your head.
Whoa.
Right? Plus you ate a lot of hair gel.
So you'll get sick.
It was so tasty.
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Why? Why are they looking at us like that?
Uh. I don't know.
W- Why're they coming toward us?
I don't know, but they look hungry!
Run!
Chapa.
Trying to eat your keyboard?
I got hungry.
Well, you could ask these two for some food
'cause it looks like they're trying to cook Tiny Ray.
[screaming]
I don't know what came over me, man.
Let's never speak of this again.
[unintelligible]
Mean, dude. I don't know how--
Hey, hey, what is?!
- Hey, guys. - Glad you're alive.
What is this?!
Who are all these weird looking freaks?
They're my family.
[neighing]
That kid has a beard.
Yeah, so cute.
Zed's baby beard hasn't fallen out yet.
But when it does, the beard fairy will come and--
Gonna stop you right there, Schwoz.
Thank you.
[music playing]
What are you doing here?
He's so cute.
[chattering]
Hey, look, a downside.
[chattering]
Uh, excuse me.
[music playing]
Hey, uh...
[music playing]
I didn't expect you guys all to stop
and stare at me like that.
How'd you even get in here, Guy?
Our security system's incredible.
I know, I built it.
- Huh? - What?
Wha-a-at?
- Schwoz? - Yes, it's me... Schwoz.
I'm just pretending to be Guy
to make sure you all follow the security protocol.
Here comes the baby bird. The circle of life.
[squawking]
[screaming]
Holy jeez.
Wait, stay in front of the camera.
This is Internet gold.
[squawking]
Beat this, Stacy Dauber.
Get ready to meet the Swolson twins,
Mary Kate and Smashley.
Hey, let's talking, more punching.
- Agreed. - Fight.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Ow! [groaning]
Why am I not okay yet?
You may not be indestructible when you're a ghost.
Wait, what? Why didn't you tell me that bef--
Sweet dreams, sailor.
Listen to this.
According to the theory of universal dimensional duplicity,
there's a dimension out there where some people are not Henry.
What?
Well, thank Henry I'm Henry
right here in the Henry dimension.
Well said, Henry.
Thank you, Henry.
Oh, I was actually talking to Henry.
Happens a lot.
[groaning]
You'll never catch me.
We literally just caught you.
Yeah, shut up, Chest Monster.
Ah, come on, dog.
Great work, everybody.
AWOL, drop that thing off in Barstow.
Barstow?
Man, I don't want to go to Barstow right now.
Phew, thank goodness.
- I'll go tomorrow. - No.
[screaming]
I've never had a jelly doughnut fight before.
Oh, Piper, your smile is so infectious.
I love it here, Kevin.
I'm so glad. I love you all.
Friendship forever!
[screaming]
Ha ha, sweet. Looks like you after school specials
did half my work for me. Bump it, little dude.
Bose!
Kramp life.
Welcome to K-K-K-Klub Krampus, dude!
Decided to get my Kramp on.
What are you doorknobs looking at?
- No. - What did you do to him?