*Super Mario World Theme*
*boom*
Mario: Mama F****r
*Upbeat Jingle*
Breaking News: Reports have occurred following the bankruptcy of all spaghetti factories in the mushroom kingdom.
Reports show this man here is the reason, buying 99% of spaghetti stock and doesn't pay it back.
Mama Mia! ho ho ho
HEY!!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Crazed Screaming*
Luigi: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
*Annoying toad sounds*
*Rattling a locked*
Luigi!
i'm starving.
I WANT TO EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI!
*Screams of terror*
*Toadsworth chuckles*
*Glass Shattering*
F*** THIS SH**
Peach:*Sigh*
NOOOOO! Mario!
oh no. no. oh
*Panicked* Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Shoot it down!
*Legend of Zelda Chest Opening Jingle builds spaghetti hope*
*Fart*
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I'm gonna kill you and i'll keep killing you
(glorious music) O my god!!! O my god!!! omygod 6x
(What the hell are you f***ing doing, mario?)
Mama F****r! Letsa go!
*Argh! It burns!*
*soft explosion*
*Tribal Chanting*
*Excited Music*
Toad: Oh! Hey Mario!
Use your aggressive feelings. let the hate flow throw you-
SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
Fairy: I just wanted to be your friend.
*Alarm sounding*
*BOOM!!!*
Mario: RAAARGH!
Toadsworth: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
HO-LY-SHET!
Peach: Mario?
Mario: GET IN MY BELLEH!
Luigi: RUN BITCH
*Panicked screaming*
Mario: ♪Swiggity Swooty! I'm coming for that booty!♪
mario BITCH!
OH shit
*BOOM!*
*THUD*
toad and toadsworth freak out
toad and toadsworth freak out some more
*Toadsworth is smart*
Mario: Bitch, Hell No!
*screaming fades into silence*
Help me
*In Monotone, Echoing Voice*
*Excited Giggling*
AAAAAAAAH!
WHAT THE FACK DO YOU WANT!!?!!
No! *cries a little*
E. Gadd: WAIT WAIT WAIT
*Rapid gunshots*
Luigi: You can go to HELL, Mario!
Mario: Hey Stinky!
Mama F*cker!
*click click* (Gun's Empty)
Mario: Hahaha! Scaredy-cat!
Bleh!
Toadsworth: Get crowbarred, BITCH!
*I'm not yo daddy I'm yo grandpa!*
*slowmo* Noooooooooooooo!
🎵Holy Fu-cking shit! It's a di-no-saur! Jesus Christ! What the Fuck!?!🎵
Toad: well, sh*t.
*Roars*
🎶It's raining spaghetti, Hallelujah! It's raining spaghetti, Hallelujah🎶
*nom nom nom*
Luigi: Let's a go Toadsworth: Nooooooo!
*Rapid-Fire Gunshots*
(KCG: Spaghetti cannon?)
Spaghetti Launcher!
INCOMING
*KABOOM*
*Explosions*
*Cries*
Frankie: Who wants a muffin?
Mr. Cupcake: I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
FIGHT !
Toadsworth: Oh hell naw!
FIGHT!
Luigi: Mama mia...
MARIO!
🎵F*ck the police, coming straight from the underground🎵
It's-a Mario Time!
AUUUUUGHHH!
*Cheering*
Luigi: Nope...
Luigi: Ah ha!
HELP!
I Dont Give A Sh*t
That was kinda rude, Luigi...
Heheh
*Cannon blasts Luigi*
Falcon PUNCH!
SHORYUKEN!
HADOUKEN!
Toadsworth: WTF!?
awawawawawawa
Mario: *nomming on Flying Spaghetti Monster*
Mariooooooo
Luigi: MARIO!
Luigi: Let's a go!
Mario: No!
*Continues eating*
Cupcake: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
*Speed-eating*
Spaghetti Monster: *Screams of Agony*
*Cheerful Victory Music*
X: You got knocked the fuck out, man!
Angry Toadsworth: Oh, come on!
Toadsworth: I AIIIIIIIIN'T HAVING DAT SHIT!
*cheering*
Mario: Ohohoho!
Yeah! Hahaha!
Mario: I have no idea!