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-I had this game idea and you don't have to say yes to it.
But I just think I would love to hear you talk on helium.
And I thought that'd be fun.
[ Cheering and applause ]
Because I love your voice, but if it's higher...
-When you say you love my voice, you mean you laugh at my voice.
-[ As Vergara ] No. No. I love. I love it.
[ Laughter ] -What is this?
-Oh, yeah, let me take that off.
You take that -- That's closed,
just to keep the helium in there.
And so, here's what you do.
We've not rehearsed this.
So, just -- you inhale.
-Is this -- It's, like, legal to inhale this thing?
-Yes. It's helium. Yeah.
So, just inhale it.
And then -- and then, maybe, look into this camera over here,
Camera 3, and say "My name is Sofía Vergara."
-Okay.
I -- I suck it first? -Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] My name...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I'm so happy.
I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
I'm so happy that this is happening.
I'm so happy this is happening.
-[ Normal voice ] You're gonna have to pay me for this.
-[ Laughs ]
I love this. This is my favorite thing ever.
-What am I saying? I forgot.
-"My name is Sofía Vergara." Yeah.
-[ High-pitched ] My name is Sofía Vergara.
[ Cheering and applause ]
-Cute.
You should be one of the chipmunks.
-My English is very good in this thing, no?
-Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Can you say something to our Spanish-speaking viewers?
-Hola, todos mis amigos ihispanos!
[ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]
Que vivan ilos Colombianos!
[ Cheering and applause ] -Yeah.
Sofía Vergara, everybody!
Everyone loves your voice, but I was wondering
what your voice would sound like if you were on helium.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
So...
[ Laughs ]
So, I thought, maybe, if you could --
they're being weighed down --
if you would, please,
I'll just do the same interview, conduct an interview,
but, before we talk, we'll just -- -Oh.
-Come on, Morgan!
[ Laughter and applause ] Morgan, don't -- Come on!
[ Cheering and applause ] Don't cramp up on me now.
Don't quit on me now, Morgan!
Don't cramp up on me now.
Alright, I will hand you this guy.
[ Laughter ]
There you go. Oh.
I'm going to do it, too.
[ Cheering and applause ]
I love having you here on the show.
It's so fun when you come here.
[ Laughter and applause ]
You -- [ Laughter ]
You still sail on your ship?
You remember? You told me you have a sailboat.
-No, I don't sail it anymore.
[Indistinct] sell it.
-Because I never got the invite and I was --
[ Laughter ]
But I always wanted to go on your ship
because you know what I would call you?
-It's a sailboat. -Sailboat, sorry.
Do you know what I would call you?
-No. -Captain Morgan.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Rimshot ]
-Alright, here we go. Alright?
[ High-pitched ] Do you ever want to go to space?
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] I really shouldn't be doing this.
[ Laughter and applause ]
It's helium. It's helium, Morgan.
It is helium.
[ High-pitched ] it's very undignified.
[ Laughter and applause ] -No, no.
Gosh. I think your voice sounds great.
It's not undignified.
[ High-pitched ] Some people just have voices like this,
so you're actually making fun of those people.
[ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] See?
[ Laughter and applause ]
I told you.
-[ High-pitched ] I want to thank you so much
for being on the show and, please,
would you ever like to come back?
-[ High-pitched ] I'm never coming back.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
-Morgan Freeman!
Well, I was just wondering
if your voice sounded the same
like on helium. Have you ever like...?
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
She can't -- She honestly --
It just so happens... -I haven't --
I haven't done this since I was about 11.
[ Laughter ]
-Welcome to "The Tonight Show."
-Yeah. -Come on!
Please do it with me. I'll do it with you.
If I just ask you straight questions...
-Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. -...please -- Yes?
-Yes. -Okay, good. Okay, good.
-Please. -And I will ask you questions.
[ Cheering and applause ] And I'll do it, too.
Here's one for you.
And then I'm grabbing one as well.
Here we go. And I'll ask you the questions.
-This is the rude bit, yes.
-Yes, here we go. Here we go. [ Laughter ]
Ready? Alright, ready? -Alright. Suck in. Ooh, sorry.
[ Laughter ]
Sorry.
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-Maybe I should take the red one and you take the -- Yeah.
-Oh, yeah, the blue matches my dress.
-You have the blue one. There you go. Matches your dress.
Here we go. Ready? Here we go.
[ Balloon squeaks ] -Ooh.
-Alright, ready? Excuse me. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
That was me. That was me. That was me.
-It was him. -It was the dog. It was the dog.
[ Laughter ] It was the dog.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go. Pardon me. -Okay.
[ Both inhaling ]
-[ High-pitched ] Where do you keep your Academy Award?
-[ High-pitched voice ] I keep my Academy Award
on the stairs, actually, in my house in London,
halfway up the stairs.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Normal voice ] Listen, no, wait, wait.
You have to give me an award, and I'm going to do
my acceptance speech. -Oh, yeah, fantastic.
Do we have a good award? Oh, I'll give you this as an award.
-Oh, perfect. Yeah. Ready? "And the award goes to..."
-[ High-pitched ] And the award for Panda goes to...
Helen Mirren.
-[ High-pitched voice ] Oh, thank you.
I'm so honored.
This is the classiest thing I've ever --
[ Laughter ]
I want to thank my whole crew and my husband.
I love you, darling. I love you very, very much.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheering and applause ]
-[ Normal voice ] That's so fun. That's so fun.
Now, I'm getting light-headed.
-[ Normal voice ] I'm getting light-headed.
I'm gonna pass out. -You breathe out.
I'll ask you a longer question. -[ Breathing heavily ]
Ready?
I know this one you can answer really quickly.
-Alright. -[ Inhales ]
[ High-pitched ] What's a British dish called --
sausages and [ English accent ] potatoes?
-Um... -In England, it's called...?
-It's called -- Sausage and potatoes?
Well, it could be called...
[ High-pitched ] ...toad in the hole.
-Yes, yes, yes. [ Laughter ]
-[ Normal voice ] We also have a dish called...
[ Breathing heavily ] [ Laughter ]
[ Inhales ]
...spotted dick. [ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] That's the one!
That's it!
[ Normal voice ] Ladies and gentlemen, Helen Mirren!
This is fantastic.
What is this? It's my birthday?
-No, no, no, no, no.
The last time I was on this show,
you said to me was I aware that people impersonated me.
[ Laughter ]
Then I heard that, the very next night,
Benedict Cumberbatch and you -Oh, yeah, yeah.
-had what is described as a Rickman-off.
[ Laughter ]
-It's a famous game people play.
-So, um...
[ Laughter ]
...apparently, these are the
Jimmy Fallon truth telling machines.
-Yeah. -So I just want to know
what you have to say about that.
[ Laughter ]
Breathe it in.
[ Laughter ]
Speak the truth. -This is really like a James Bond show.
This really is.
[ High-pitched ] I'm very sorry you were offended.
[ Laughter and applause ]
I'm very, very sorry.
And welcome to the show.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] Apology accepted.
-[ Normal voice ] Yeah.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Can I ask you a question?
-[ Normal voice] Yeah.
-[ High-pitched ] You did eight movies
[ Laughter ] with a character.
What was the name of that character, again,
that you did the movies based on the books?
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] Professor Snape.
[ Laughs ] [ Cheering and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] No, no, no, the young boy with the scar on his -- yeah.
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Exhale and then inhale, yeah.
[ Drumroll ]
-[ High-pitched ] This is very difficult,
but it's Harry Potter.
-[ Laughs ] [ Cheering and applause ]
[ Rimshot ]
Aha. That's what I'm talking about.
Thank you for being here.
-You have that one-of-a-kind, beautiful voice
-Thank you. -and I was thinking
it'd be kind of fun to hear
your voice that high in real life.
So I have -- if you don't mind.
[ Cheering and applause ] -Oh, it would be my pleasure.
Do I take this? -Really? Yeah.
-Yes! -I can just ask you
a few questions. You just take this --
take this thing off here.
You want me to get it for you?
-I got it. Okay. -Yeah, I can get this for you.
Do you want me to do it? Oh, you did it already.
-I did it. -Alright.
-I'm technically inclined.
I can work a clothespin.
[ Laughter ] -I'll go first.
-[ Clears throat ]
-I'll go first. Ready?
-Okay. -Alright, ready?
[ High-pitched ] Now, this is helium.
[ Laughter and applause ] Welcome to "The Tonight Show."
What is your name?
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
Alright.
[ High-pitched ] Hi. My name is Demi Moore.
[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] What is the name of your new movie?
It's a comedy.
[ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] So, the name of the movie is "Rough Night"
[ Laughter and applause ] and it's about a bachelorette party
and the girls in it are really amazing.
[ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] What happens in the movie?
Like what kind of shenanigans you get up to?
[ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] Well, the girls are coming to Miami
[ Laughter ] and I'm the next door neighbor,
along with Ty Burrell.
-[ High-pitched ] I love Ty Burrell.
He's the greatest.
[ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] Well, we're an oversexed couple
always looking for a third.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cheering ] -[ High-pitched ] Don't lose my number.
[ Laughter ]
-[ High-pitched ] I'll put you on the list.
[ Laughter ] -[ High-pitched ] Now, what happens?
The girls get in trouble.
They have a male dancer, a stripper, come.
-[ High-pitched ] Well, they have a little accident,
but we're not focused on that personally.
We're looking for Zoe Kravitz.
[ Cheering and applause ]
-[ High-pitched ] You are the coolest.
[ Cheering and applause ] Demi Moore, everybody!