- Well, we already know Sharon's gonna eat from the beginning.
(both laugh)
- You know, I think I'm gonna pass on this one.
- He's not having a good day. (laughs)
- Ooh. - Oh my God.
- (both) Strawberry Smiggles!
- This little advertisement was so funny,
I could not stop laughing. - This whole show.
- (Tophat) All resting comfortably in my stomach.
(Ryan laughs)
- And then it just takes a turn.
- Uh-huh! (both laugh)
- God, and then they just cut him wide open.
- Oh dear lord.
- Oh, do we get to eat the intestines?
- High in iron.
(both laugh)
- Part of a yummy balanced breakfast.
- Yeah.
- So, we're doing Rick and Morty.
- (PvF) Well, unfortunately, it is a Try Not To Eat Challenge.
- Oh no! - Okay!
- I don't care! (laughs)
- (PvF) We will be showing you clips, and then presenting you
with the drool-worthy food items from the show.
If you succeed at not eating any, you will be rewarded
with an all but strange but delicious prize.
- Right. - I've never had the prize.
- (PvF) But for each item you do try,
you must eat one bite of something disgusting,
but completely safe and edible.
This is our worst punishment yet. - Well.
- And you're gonna put yourself through that?
- Yeah.
- (PvF) Your very own box of Strawberry Smiggles.
- Wow! (Presley laughs)
- Strawberry Smiggles.
- Oh my God. - (gasps) Oh!
- My God, okay.
- (PvF) So up first we have a box of Strawberry Smiggles.
You know, before they're in Mr. Tophat Jones's stomach.
- Wait, it says cut here to get Smiggles.
(buzzer rings)
- I like how it's marshmallow. - We're not supposed to eat!
Remember, you were gonna beat me.
- (laughs) Oh yeah.
- Oh my God, I'm already dropping stuff.
- Whoa, that smells good. (laughs)
- I can't remember the last time I ate a breakfast cereal.
- It tastes like my childhood.
- This would ruin the rest of my day. (laughs)
- Is this the first Try Not To Eat Challenge
you've ever done? - Yes.
- (gasps) Oh, bless her heart, man. You don't know.
Food just gets better and better.
- I would only be tempted if there was an actual leprechaun
with intestines cut out,
because I want the authentic experience.
- I'm gonna be leaving here, and I'm not gonna enjoy
my Rick and Morty fantasies.
- Or the rest of your life.
- I think I can pass on this one.
- (PvF) You passing on this one? - I'm passing.
- I think I definitely have outgrown my sugary cereal.
- I'm okay with resisting this one.
- I'm also okay with resisting.
- (Cornvelious) Where are we going? - (Rick) To the day it all began.
- I'm trying to remember what it is.
- (cashier) Welcome to McDonald's.
- Oh no! - No!
- The Szechuan sauce?
- Oh yeah, yeah, the sauce.
- You did not! You did not!
(both laugh)
- Szechuan sauce?
(Sharon laughs) - Yep.
- Oh. - I've never tried this!
- That, oh no.
- I think I just made my decision right now.
- No! - (laughs) These are so cute.
- The sauce, whoa.
- (PvF) So we've traveled back in time to the premiere
of Mulan in 1998,
and brought back the limited edition Szechuan sauce.
It's insanely delicious and easily one of the best things
that you will never have again.
- Well, we already know Sharon's gonna eat from the beginning.
(both laugh)
- You know, I think I'm gonna pass on this one.
No, I'm just kidding, I'm not. (laughs)
- You got me for a second.
- My mouth is watering right now.
- Oh. - It smells good.
- Mmm. - What does it taste like?
- Jesus's tears.
- I'm doing it. - Me too!
- I'm doing it, I'm doing it! - That's all I needed to hear.
(both laugh)
- That's good.
- Mmm, I get it, Rick.
- Oh my God, oh my God. (buzzer rings)
- Your family could blow up right now,
and I too, would be like wow, this sauce is good.
(Anais laughs)
- This is so worth losing.
- That was worth it.
- All of these are going in my pie hole,
and if she wins, those are going in there too.
- I'm about to eat all of these nuggets.
- I'm about to eat this whole box right now.
- You have the crispy, and then you have the sweet and sour.
- Yeah. - The Szechuan sauce is like...
- Super good.
- I mean, I'm gonna go to a Weight Watchers meeting tomorrow,
and they're gonna be like how'd your week go?
And I'm gonna be like [censored] great.
(Anais laughs)
- Okay.
- Oh, so when he was normal Rick.
- (laughs) Or one of the Ricks.
- Simple Rick.
- Simple Rick? - Simple Rick.
- (gasps) Cake.
- It's going to be a birthday cake, maybe?
- That's a big cake.
(Sharon laughs) - Oh!
Oh my...
- Oh wafer, mmm. - Wafers.
- What, oh, what? - Ooh!
- Like you want some completion in your mouth?
Like what? (both laugh)
- Wow! - Please!
- Oh my God, they look perfect.
- They're so cute!
- (PvF) We've captured the true essence of Simple Rick
in these too good to be true wafers.
Aren't you just a little bit curious as to what these taste like?
- I'm actually very curious.
- (PvF) Haven't you always wanted to know what completion tastes like?
- What?
- Yeah. (buzzer rings)
- Honestly, that smells really good.
- It's that nice, soft, chewy. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
(Anais screams)
- So that my punishment isn't as bad,
I'm not gonna eat that.
- Yeah, that's tasty.
- I'm gonna try to pass.
- I will also pass on this one. - Really, okay.
- You'll never get this.
- You know you can always eat like
one of those small wafer cookies,
but can you ever eat a Simple Rick?
- It makes me so happy.
- It is a gorgeous piece.
- You just said aw, these make me so happy,
so you're telling happiness bye!
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm! - Oh.
- It's gross, don't do it! Delicious.
(Brian laughs)
- (PvF) And you won't ever know what happens in Rick's mind
if you don't taste it.
- I don't know if I wanna taste insanity,
so I'm okay.
- Ah, Pickle Rick! - I love pickles anyway!
- You made Pickle [censored] Rick?
- Pickle Rick!
- Pickle Rick, Pickle Rick! - This is my favorite episode!
- We're gonna eat a Pickle Rick!
(Rna laughs)
- That is hilarious. - Yeah!
- Pickle Rick!
- I can't believe you. - I know I'm gonna eat it.
I love pickles.
- (Rick) I'm Pickle Rick!
(Brian laughs)
- That is so funny.
- Oh my God! - It's literally a Pickle Rick!
- (PvF) So we've captured Pickle Rick,
and we dare you to not take a bite.
You know you want to.
- (laughs) I'm okay.
- (laughs) Oh, Pickle Rick. - Mmm, oh, sorry dude.
- It feels wrong.
- Sorry Rick. - Pickle Rick!
- I mean, oh, I didn't cut like the whole face!
(buzzer rings)
Your IQ just went up two points.
- Pickles are top tier. - Mm-hmm.
- Like Rick, a little salty.
- He's not having a good day. (laughs)
- He has a lot to him,
and I don't want any of that transferring.
- Oh, it's a full-on Plumbus?
- Plumbus isn't a food though.
- A Plumbus! - Is that edible?
- (narrator) With a bunch of schleem. - Gotta love schleem.
(Sharon laughs)
- (narrator) And they push it through the grumbo.
- The dinglebop. - The dinglebop, right, so...
- You know that they sell Plumbuses at the 99 cent store?
- Do they really?
- (narrator) The fleeb juice.
- Oh. - Oh, are we drinking fleeb juice?
- Fleeb juice?
- (PvF) We have a can straight from the Plumbus factory.
It's the freshest of fresh Fleeb Juice.
- I mean, I have to try it, right?
- Where does the fleeb juice come out of the fleeb?
- I don't like juices.
(both laugh)
- It says it's an energy drink. - Mm-hmm.
(buzzer rings) - So...
- Something about the pink color is just so alluring.
(buzzer rings)
- That's some good fleeb juice, I gotta say.
- You're gonna pass? - I'm gonna pass it, mm-hmm.
- It tastes kinda like a SweeTart.
- Carbonated Hawaiian punch. - Yeah, it's red.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna pass, I don't know. - Oh!
- I'm like such a sucker for energy drinks.
- I am passing, even though I really, really, wanna drink this.
- I think I'm gonna pass on this too.
- (PvF) You were our big winner today.
You were able to avoid some of our strangest dishes yet.
- It was hard.
- (PvF) And for that, you've earned yourself an interesting reward.
- (alien) Samantha, I need to know that you understand...
- Oh my God.
- (alien) That I have a couple of eye holes.
- This was weird. - I have eye holes!
- Aw God, it's so gross.
- Is that... - It that supposed to be a prize?
(laughs)
- I mean, it's romantic.
- Romantic in a way, yes.
(glass shatters) (Sharon laughs)
- Oh God. - Oh my God.
- Ah!
- Get up on outta here, ah!
- (narrator) Eyeholes.
(Ryan laughs)
- Is it also a cereal?
- Oh my God. - Is that the punishment,
or the winning dish?
- That was the winning.
- (Rick) But it's worth the risk. They melt in your mouth, Morty.
- He makes it sound delicious.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, you were tempted by the other-worldly delights
from Rick and Morty, and for that,
you must suffer the consequences.
- I know. - Are you shocked though?
- Okay, so this is the punishment.
- It's gonna be bad. - How?
- (gasp) No, no!
- I'm sorry, what now?
- Hmm?
- Oh snap! - Ugh.
- That was a guy eating [censored].
- Oh, dear lord.
- The bowl of [censored].
- No, no! - Stop.
- Guy eating [censored].
- We have to eat... - [Censored].
- (PvF) For our winners, we have a big bowl
of melt in your mouth delicious Eyeholes.
And don't worry, we've locked up the Eyehole Man
so he won't drop in unexpectedly.
- Whoa! - Yeah.
I mean, those look pretty good.
- (PvF) Two bowls of delicious [censored].
- (Sharon) It looks like dog [censored].
- Oh God, the smell! - Oh no, he's smelling it.
- (PvF) It is three bites for each of you.
- It's three, I thought it was only two!
- (PvF) Rna, one bite, and Ryan, two.
- Oh my God.
(Sharon coughs)
- This is your worst work yet.
- I'm eating a donut.
- (mockingly) I'm eating a donut.
- These Eyeholes are very melty!
- Do I need five of these?
- Oh, I don't like the texture.
- (PvF) How's that smell, Sharon?
- Not great at all. - You're really eating [censored]!
(laughs)
- Cheers. - Cheers!
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, oh my God. Ugh!
- (wretches) Just straight vomit.
- Oh my God, you can smell it in your mouth.
- Aw!
- Like, that's supposed to be coming out of the other hole,
not going into a hole.
- You know, the commentary, is just fantastic.
- Ew! (laughs)
- (Anais) That's three.
- He had Taco Bell last night.
(both laughing)
- Pure evil.
- It literally looks like diarrhea.
- Thank you!
- I can't, oh God, I can't.
- I genuinely worry about people that had to take
multiple bites of this.
(Anais laughs)
- Like someone could actually gag, and bring that back up.
- Yeah. (Sharon coughs)
- Nope, I got it.
- I thought you were gonna vomit on me.
(Sharon wretches) (Anais screams)
(both laugh)
- It's a roller coaster of flavors.
- (Brian) It's so many... - None of them are good!
- There you go.
- This was [censored].
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay, thank you though.
- It's really coating the mouth.
- Usually I can kind of like, say hey, it was all worth it.
That was bad. - (Presley) Not this time.
- Still worth the Szechuan sauce.
- No, not worth it.
- Thank you so much for watching. (burps)
- How do you think you'd do with these foods?
Let us know in the comments down below.
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- Bye! - See ya later, ugh.