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Ooh, I wish it was a real audience.
Welcome back to "Politics Be Like."
I'm William Haynes.
And this week, I asked you guys what you wanted
to hear about on the show.
And I got Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders,
Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump.
Basically, you guys want to know which old man is going
to get elected president next.
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You ever notice this country is run exclusively by old men?
George Bush, old ass man.
Bill Clinton, old ass man.
Barack Obama, wasn't an old man until he sat down
in the oval office desk, which apparently ages you
twice as fast.
And now, America wants to know what old ass person are
we going to elect next?
Well, last week Bernie Sanders had about 10,000 people
attend an even in Madison, Wisconsin, which
is considerably amazing.
You know who does shows for 10,000 people?
Katy Perry.
And Sanders didn't even have to rent any shark costumes.
There he announced that he raised $15 million dollars
in the first three months of his campaign.
$15 million dollars.
Do you know how much money that is?
$15 million dollars is so much money
that if I have that much money and a robber busted in my house
and said, I'm either taking your credit card or your life,
I'd say blast my brains out.
Researchers are stating that Sanders is now
doing almost as well with liberal voters
in 2008 as President Obama did.
Which amazes me because President Obama
was so young back then.
Whether you agree with his policies or not,
he was so in touch with the youth.
And Bernie Sanders is, for sure, an old ass man.
And yet, he's doing just as well.
I think I know why.
Because Bernie Sanders doesn't give a damn.
Youth love that.
He's an angry old man and will say whatever he wants.
That establishment politics and establishment economics
is not working for the middle class.
He is literally hunched over in that clip,
and he's still doing it.
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This is incredible.
I still personally think Senator Sanders is a little crazy
running against people like Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton.
Openly referring to himself as a socialist
in a country that does nothing but praise capitalism.
It takes guts.
At least he's got more hair than his adversary, Donald Trump,
who claims he's going to, and I quote "Win the Latino vote."
I'm sure I don't need to remind you, but I will.
Mr. Trump's statements towards Mexican people,
especially under Hillary Clinton's supposed immigration
plan.
Hillary would let everybody come in.
Killers, criminals, drug dealers.
I just want to say, Mr. Trump, you
do realize America has its own killers and drug dealers too,
right?
You realise we have so many people arrested every year here
because we just keep popping criminals out here.
And we've got even worse types of criminals,
because we also have the kind that rob you
without ever even meeting you.
I'm talking about insurance agents, credit card companies,
and damn, even sometimes your boss.
Rich people like you love to keep their billionaire status,
so they pay other humans so little that they can't survive.
We are making criminals by saying, here, take $0.15
and make the rest in the street.
Trump stated, "I have a great relationship
with the Mexican people.
I have many people working for me.
Look at the job in Washington.
I have many legal immigrants working with me.
And many of them come from Mexico.
They love me.
I love them."
Yo, Trump.
Once again, you can't speak for an entire race of people
just because they work for you, it doesn't mean they love you.
Matter of fact, they probably hate your ass
because you probably pay them dog [BLEEP].
So what do you guys think about all of this?
Do you think either of these old men
have the potential to become the next president of the United
States?
Or do you think Hillary Clinton or Teddy
Cruz has a chance of beating them so we don't
have an old ass man for once?
Who's got your support so far.
Let me know in the comments down below.
I'm William Haynes, and that's "Politics Be Like."
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