[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOSH.
>> ANYWAY, MORAL OF THE STORY, DON'T HAVE A FENDER BENDER WITH
THE NBA'S PENNY HARDAWAY. >> WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
HAPPENED, MR. ANDERSON. >> CALL ME SCOTT.
>> CLAIRE HAS TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, JUSTIN.
I THINK SHE LIKES YOU. >> OKAY, MOM.
THAT'S ENOUGH. >> GOSH, WELL, I LIKE THAT POT
ROAST. I FEEL AT HOME WITH YOU GUYS
ALREADY. YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN.
>> OH, JUSTIN. >> WELL, YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY
AS LONG AS YOU WANT. BUT WE CONK OUT ABOUT 9:00.
OCCASIONALLY WHEN WE GET WILD WE WATCH A MOVIE.
>> YEAH. WE JUST RENTED "COCO," PIXAR
FILM, IT JUST WON THE OSCAR, PHENOMENAL.
>> OH YEAH. BEST ANIMATED MOVIE I'VE EVER
SEEN, HANDS DOWN, YOU KNOW, BUT AS FOR TOMORROW --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
OH, MAN. >> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> WHAT IS, JUSTIN? >> YOUR WIFE'S JOKE.
SHE SAID "COCO" WAS THE BEST ANIMATED FILM SHE'S EVER SEEN.
IT MADE ME LAUGH, THAT'S ALL. >> OH, I WASN'T JOKING EXACTLY.
>> OH, COME ON. NO.
IT'S "SHREK." EVER HEARD OF IT?
NO. I'M SERIOUS.
"SHREK." >> OH, YES.
I BELIEVE THAT WE SAW THAT ONE. RIGHT, HONEY?
>> MAYBE ON A PLANE, YEAH. PRETTY GOOD.
IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE, JUSTIN? >> NO, SCOTT.
I'M A LIAR. YES.
IT IS MY FAVORITE. IT'S ALSO THE BEST.
THAT'S JUST A FACT. >> IT'S OKAY, JUSTIN.
>> IT'S NOT OKAY. IT'S ANNOYING.
>> WE JUST LIKE THE PIXARS, THAT'S ALL.
NOW WHO WOULD LIKE SOME CRANAPPLE PIE?
>> OOH, I WOULD. MY DAD MAKES THE MOST AMAZING
CRANAPPLE PIE. >> SURE, WHATEVER.
I'M SORRY. YOU HAVE SEEN "SHREK," RIGHT?
>> NO. WE'VE SEEN IT.
>> JUSTIN, DROP IT. >> THIS IS HILARIOUS TO ME.
MYERS, MURPHY, DIAZ, LITHGOW, A MURDEROUS ROW OF VOICE TALENT.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME FOR "COCO"? I DOUBT IT.
>> YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I JUST ALWAYS FOUND THE WHOLE OGRE THING A LITTLE OFF
PUTTING. >> NO!
>> JUSTIN! >> YOU'RE WRONG.
YOU'RE WRONG AND YOU'RE A STUPID PERSON.
>> EASY, FELLOW. >> GOODNESS.
>> WHATEVER. SCREW IT.
WHERE'S THE DUMB PIE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
>> WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS ABOUT?
>> I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING BULLIED.
THAT'S ALL. >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE WAS BULLYING YOU EXACTLY.
>> HA, HA, HA. EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THE GUY WHOSE
FAVORITE MOVIE IS "SHREK." HE MUST BE AN IDIOT.
>> OKAY. WELL, I DO NOT THINK
YOU'RE AN IDIOT AT ALL, AND I APOLOGIZE IF IT CAME OFF THAT
WAY. >> APOLOGY REJECTED.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO. >> WHY?
I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. ARE YOU NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME,
SCOTT? >> I'M NOT NUTS ABOUT YOUR TONE
FELLOW. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO
DEFEND A MOVIE WITH THREE HIT SEQUELS, AND A 4-D UNIVERSAL
STUDIOS RIDE. BUT LET'S ALL BEND OVER
BACKWARDS FOR "COCO," RIGHT, SCOTT?
>> OH, EASY, DONKEY. I'M KIDDING, JUSTIN.
JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD HERE A LITTLE.
DO A LITTLE SHREK FOR YOU. >> YOU KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR
MOUTH YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. THAT'S IT.
>> FIGHT ME, BULLY. >> LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN.
>> JUSTIN! WHAT THE HELL?
YOU'RE RUINING THE BIG SURPRISE. >> WHAT SURPRISE?
>> WE'RE ENGAGED. >> WHAT?
>> YEAH. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
SO YOU CAN BOTH EAT MY BUTT. >> OH!
>> AND GUESS WHO'S OFFICIATING? >> WHO, SHREK?
>> NO DUMBASS, SHREK IS CGI. WHAT?
IT'S PUSS IN BOOTS HIMSELF, ANTONIO BANDERAS.
EVER HEARD OF HIM? >> I'M UPSET.
I'M VERY UPSET, AND I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO LEAVE.
>> HOW THE HELL DID YOU SWING ANTONIO BANDERAS?
>> IT'S CALLED MONEY. EVERYONE HAS A PRICE.
EVEN TONY BANDERAS. WHAT'S YOURS?
30 BUCKS, YOU CHEAP ASS? >> I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
>> I'M GOING TO STAY. YOU GO, JUSTIN.
>> WAIT, WHAT? BABY, WHAT DID I DO?
[ APPLAUSE ]