We are back, and in the break we sent Jenna Fischer
backstage to go and see our page, Michael.
We set up hidden cameras at his desk,
and for every complement Michael gives her,
Ulta will donate $1,000.
I'll be in Jenna's ear, giving her suggestions of things
to say.
Jenna, if you can hear me, wave your hand in the air.
All right, good.
All right, head on over.
OK.
I'm going to take you out this way.
Thanks for being here.
Oh sure, no problem.
Yeah.
Thanks for coming.
Oh, great.
Oh wait, you know what, I left my phone--
Oh, let me grab it.
--out there.
It has a pink case.
Pink case.
OK.
Hi, what's your name?
Hey.
How are you doing?
Hi, what's your name?
Michael, nice to meet you.
Michael, hey, I'm Jenna.
Nice to meet you, Jenna.
Hi, nice to meet you.
From The Office, you know.
From The Office.
And Splitting Up Together.
And Splitting Up Together, Ellen's show.
I watched.
Yeah, I love it.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
How did-- how do you think I am?
I like it.
Yeah?
I love it.
Good.
I think you're great.
Oh, thank you.
I'm one of the tour guides, too, so I tell everyone
to watch it--
You do?
--when we drive by the stage.
When you go by our stage.
Yeah.
I feel like I made a mistake--
How do you like it so far?
Is it fun?
--wearing this dress.
I feel like I made a mistake wearing this dress.
Why is that?
I don't know.
It's just the--
I don't know.
I like it.
It's really pretty.
Oh good.
You do?
Yeah.
Good, thanks.
Oh, thank you.
OK, good, good.
I don't know.
Oh, I hate my hair.
God, I hate my hair too.
Oh, don't be so self-conscious.
You're great.
Yes, oh, thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, I know, I just feel.
I don't know.
It's-- you know, it makes you very vulnerable.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just feel bloated.
But that's like-- people respect that.
I think-- you know what it is?
I feel bloated.
Really?
Yeah.
Do I look bloated?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
You know what--
I'm a gay man.
Trust my judgement.
And I feel--
I feel like I tried too hard.
Did you--
Yeah.
--see my segment?
It's really awesome.
I feel like-- did you see my segment?
I did.
I feel like I tried too hard, like I was just like, da da da.
No, it's always like that.
There have been some awkward ones.
Really?
Yeah, you were fine.
Mine was OK.
Yeah, you were great.
You were.
OK, all right.
How was the light on me?
How was my light out there?
It looks good.
Did it look good?
Yeah.
Did it look--
Like, the lighting is always really good on stage.
It is.
Did I look plain or--
Yeah, that seat is always really well done.
Do you think I looked plain?
Plain?
I have to fight against that a lot, you know, since Pam.
Really?
I hate that.
I'm just retaining water, and I'm just--
I don't know.
I'm sorry, I'm going on and on.
No, you're fine.
I just feel like I'm just retaining water.
I had a lot of salty crackers last night
because I was just nervous for the show, and now I'm like--
[LAUGHTER]
You know.
Do I look bloated?
No, you look great.
I do?
Trust me, you're amazing.
Oh, thanks.
Does my spray tan look orange to you?
Does it look orange?
There's some streaks on my butt that I can't show you.
There's some streaks on my butt that I can't show you, though.
That's OK.
I'm good.
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't show you.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, you looked great.
I think you're terrific.
Your eyebrows are perfect.
The spray tan looks normal.
Oh, your eyebrows are perfect.
Really?
Mine are-- mine are like hair logs--
Mine are like, ugh, look at that.
They're like hair logs.
--just sticking on my face.
They're just, like, sticking on my face
like a couple of caterpillars.
They look nice to me.
Aw, you're so nice.
Can I just take you home?
Just little compliments.
Yes.
You look great today.
Yay, say it again.
You're terrific.
Yay.
[INAUDIBLE]
All right, start crying.
Just start crying.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm emotional.
I'm sorry.
You're great.
I'm trying to put on a smile, and I'm just sad.
I'm sorry, I just--
No.
--am like-- after I do these things,
I just get so vulnerable.
Oh.
Aw.
And I feel-- And now I feel like a-- oh my god.
Thank you.
Keep holding me.
Don't let me go.
You did great.
Hold me.
[INAUDIBLE]
OK.
Oh.
I'm going to die.
All right, Jenna, bring him in.
You did fantastic.
Bring him back to the stage.
Oh my god, will you come with me?
I just don't know--
Sure.
--where my phone is.
Will you just come with me?
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
Hi, Michael.
[INAUDIBLE]
Hi.
Hi, Ellen.
Hi, that was so good.
Um.
Hi.
Was she acting like a weirdo?
I was concerned.
[LAUGHTER]
So she had an earpiece in, and I was
telling her what to say because Ulta Beauty is
donating $1,000 for each compliment you gave her.
So you just raised $10,000.
[CHEERING]
Yay.
You're such a good sport.
That was great.
Season two of Splitting Up Together
premieres next Tuesday at 9:30 on ABC.
We'll be back.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball-peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen
and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMING] [BLEEP].
God-[BLEEP].
[MUSIC PLAYING]