hmm why won't this open
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come on you dumb bag i need these
noodles
this is ridiculous
whoa what the heck just happened
what is it are you in danger
oh no sorry i was just opening my
noodles ah okay then well back to my
noodles i guess
yay it's food time
wait a second this is definitely missing
something
there's my good jam i absolutely love
this stuff
this little stuck
hey david i need some help in here from
someone strong
huh someone strong well i guess that's
me
hey what's up can you open this jar for
me yeah all right i can help you with
that
here you'll have to hold my weight for
me though oh huh i would have thought it
would have been heavier
yeah this lid seems stuck huh
come on jar open up
one second this jar is making me look
weak
hey how's it going over here you got it
open yet huh oh yeah
well funny story i haven't gotten it yet
oh hold on it looks like i've got a call
sorry i've gotta take this i'll be right
back
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okay she's not looking run
all right i'm safe you dumb jar you're
making me look bad in front of her
wait a second duct tape that's the
answer
just gonna put a little bit of tape on
the lid like this i'll make sure it's
nice and secure and now i pull come on
yes got it open i'm a genius oh he's
back good i'm getting hungry hey sorry
about that but i've got your jam right
here let me just finish opening it for
you whoa how the heck did you even do
that
yeah it's nothing
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just need some milk
huh oh man this jug is totally out of
milk not even a full glass
oh well it is what it is all right back
to my show with my snack of cookies
yummy yummy yummy
what the heck my cookie won't fit in the
glass
there's gotta be some way to make it fit
i guess i'll just have to dribble milk
onto my snack then
oh my cookie great
oh there it is
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ouch i totally banged my head so hard
can't believe i just did that and i'm
definitely not eating this cookie now
wait a second i've got the cookie tray
the empty spots the glass
huh could it really be this simple let's
see i'll just pour my milk into the
empty cookie tray spots i hope it
doesn't leak looks like it's holding up
i'm a total genius now i can easily dip
my cookies into the milk i finally get
to eat my delicious snack
huh wait a second this tastes awful is
it the milk let me check the expiration
date
okay okay and today is
hello pizza deliveries here
oh hello miss here's the pizza that you
ordered have a great rest of your day
yeah shark beats the car
yeah sorry about that i just have to
answer the door oh
pizza is my favorite
yummy it looks so good i love pizza the
most okay i want this piece it looks the
best oh that'd be just stuck i can't get
it
mommy can help
oh she's talking on the phone that's
okay i can just wait for her to be done
mommy
i need the pizza cut
right now david honey mommy's on the
phone
but i want pizza now
i'm so hungry no one's ever been more
hungry ever
pizza
now i'm the beaver i'm gonna eat this
box pizza's getting cold i wish i could
cut it
hey my cool bike it looks like the pizza
cutter
oh look at it spin
okay bike i need you
room room
yeah go bike oh cut all the pizza save
the day
yay the pizza's got i can finally eat it
nummy nummy nummy
i love pizza the most best
hold on a second
david you got yourself a piece of pizza
just like a big boy
hmm all right just got to make sure
these books are balanced
okay that checks out now what about over
here what time is it
oh not quite lunchtime yet can't forget
to carry the one over here clear the
cell okay i wonder what time it is now
still not lunchtime still just a few
more minutes until my break
a little more only a little more
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ah yes my lunch alarm get all this junk
out of here
yes
i've been waiting to eat this all day
oh ew i clearly haven't been cleaning up
after myself well that's okay i've got a
great solution just gotta cut the
package like this with my scissors just
cut a little square all the way around
the top like this
there we go that should be good enough
now i just need my electric kettle so i
can heat up my water
yes time to pour the water into my
little bag
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i'm a total genius they should
definitely pay me more to work here wait
a second it's much too cheerful outside
today i don't want anyone watching me
while i eat
there we go now i finally have privacy
for my meal looks like the noodles are
done cooking let me just give them a try
here
oh yeah i love that good chickeny smell
um that's some good noodles right there
yeah this is gonna be great oh never
mind hmm look at that guy over there
just walking around like it's no big
deal wait a second what does he have
there yes my hard-boiled egg
oh i love eggs too i better get over
there
who are you
hello friend
oh she does not smell nice um are you
appreciating my egg because you can't
have it direct time to turn on the
waterworks
huh what's she trying to do now
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she's creeping me out she's just staring
at me oh okay you can have my egg let me
peel it first
there that's all the peel gone
you can have the rest
your germs are all over it now let me
undo that well now i feel bad oh i know
what's he got over there what's he
writing
let's see what's the best way to divide
an egg
there's got to be some way to solve this
conundrum hey wait
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your pen get here uh i was right in with
that i've got an idea let's take this
pen apart get rid of all this junk i
want the little spring at the end
yeah that's it that's exactly what i
need now hand over that egg now to cut
it with the spring
there it goes all the way through yes a
perfect split i can't believe i'm so
smart like that oh these eggs look so
good here's your part of the egg mister
great job so clever to think of that
hey are you gonna eat the rest of that
got my favorite spotty bowl so cute yay
the whisk
we've got our sack of flour and our milk
too are you ready david
first we're gonna start with an egg
crack it into your bowl like this
now you go ahead and try doing the same
yeah i can crack an egg too right mommy
ready kapow
oh
did i do a good job with the egg mommy
oh um it's fine we'll need the milk next
we just need to pour some of the milk in
with the egg
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okay your turn with the milk david okay
i like milk i'm gonna put it in with the
egg
he poured all of it in
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well that's fine i suppose time for the
flour i'm going to pour some into the
bowl for mixing
oh my the flower got away from me
what a mess i can't believe i made that
mistake don't worry mommy we still have
the whisks watch i'm gonna put the whisk
into the flour bag david honey what are
you doing
oh my how did you do that now i'm gonna
put the flower in my bowl shake shake
shake oh my gosh i'm raising a genius
he'll be a five-star chef one day i'm
sure yeah a five-star chef
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