>> SENATOR, THERE ARE A NUMBER OF YOUR REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES IN
THE SENATE WHO STILL HAVE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN AFTER
YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.
I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUTIN EVEN DID SO OVERNIGHT.
>> HAS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE SUBMITTED THEIR VOTES AND NOW
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE
BIDEN BUT ARE STILL AFRAID TO DO SO?
WELL, HOW ABOUT AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.
FRUIT IS THE PERFECT WAY FOR A COWARD TO SAY "CONGRATS,"
BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.
CHOOSE FROM SOME SUCH FAINT-HEARTED ARRANGEMENTS AS
THE "GUTLESS GUAVA," "TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT," AND THE
"GROW A PAIR."
AND NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP FINDING OUT,
BECAUSE HE HAS NO INTEREST IN FRUIT.
SO LET FRUIT SAY THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE "ORANGE"
YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
SAY IT?
EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS: FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOUR
CANDIDATE WAS BEATEN TO A PULP.
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