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And that's how we start our day at Hollywood Studios
Grande Churro is in the park
[Maddie am I small or a medium?]
[Maddie: Cute!]
[I mean, will these fit me?]
[Maddie: Yes]
I'm a size eight. Am I size eight? You think so?
Okay. I might have to grow into these. It might be a while
*Beatboxing*
Go. Go Kevin. Go Starlord. Go Kevin
I don't know if I'll be able to trust you as a camera woman. I don't know
Maddie: I was just. I was just getting really into it. Okay?
Hola. How's it going?
High five? No?
Halt Citizen!
Okay...?
I'm not getting an I.D chip reading. We'll need to see your identity card
I forgot my wallet, but I do have a magic band. Can you scan this?
Submit? Mickey to Mickey?
Hey, that's limited edition now! Okay? 3500 in the world.
Does that pass? Dory-
Excuse me, citizen!
You look familiar
Phasma some trash
Phasma you still some trash
Maddie: You're that guy
Stormtrooper: Come with us, citizen
I might be your father
Stormtrooper: Let's take a walk
Stormtrooper: That's an order! Not a request
I don't wanna go on a walk with you okay
Maddie!
Please bail me out!
Max out your credit card if you must!
Tell my mom I love her!
Stormtrooper: Maintain a safe distance!
I wonder if they have good food in prison
What did I do wrong?
Stormtrooper: Resume enjoyment. Nothing to see here. Move along
I'm trying to get to prison right now
Where we going? Ohh.
Hey, you know what you should call your girlfriend?
Launch bae
At least it's AC'ed in the prison floor
Maddie: Kevin, how does it feel?
Ask him
How do I look right now, sir?
I'm not gonna drop the galactic soap
Maddie: I don't know where to go
Where we going now?
Stormtrooper: Affirmative.Threat is contained
What?
Stormtrooper: Visual I.D. in field
Stormtrooper: Proceeding to commence shuttle for bioscan to confirm
Bioscan?!
(Singing) ~Silent Night~
Robert, help me!
Robert!
Help me someone!
Bail me out of jail everyone
Stormtrooper: I'm watching you
Do they train opposition
Maddie: You good
Maddie: You good Kev?
Maddie: Awww you look pretty sad
Stormtrooper: Who gave that order?
Maddie: Gah! I don't like them
Stormtrooper: Stand here
Stormtrooper: Slow it down
Stormtrooper: On your way
That's what she said
Thank you for releasing me
Hashtag, Grande Churro's out! And he's free!
Maddie they're coming! Go!
Can I trade my best friend for a new best friend?
No
Cast Member: No human trafficking
Maddie: You!
Do you take photo?
Maddie: Yeah
What is that?
What is it? You don't know?
It's squishy isn't it?
Okay guys this is actually what's going on right now
So what are you doing with the microphone?
It's the little things in life that fascinate them
*smooch*
What's in there?
Maddie: Oh! It's your eyes! It's the reflection!
Maddie: Very good!
Do you see the internet in there?
Yeah the whole entire internet is in this camera right now yeah
Maddie: I know
What do you want to say to the whole entire internet?
*chipmunk sounds*
You better watch out for this one
Look at him
Reggie:Alright
Reggie: They're hanging up now
Reggie: See? You ended the phone call
Reggie: You want to call somebody else?
Reggie, you should call your mother
Reggie: I am
Reggie: I am calling my mom
*Smooch*
Mom: Aw *smooch*!
How about you guys exchange number?
Reggie: You're not typing
Reggie: What. What should we call you?
Reggie: Motorcycle?
Maddie: Handlebars?
Reggie: Handlebars
That's her number everyone
Reggie: 1-800 Handle Bars
Alright. I'll see you later Jawa
Utinni!
There we go
Utinni!
Lindsey, I see a finger print right there. Why aren't you here to clean it
Maddie: Kevin? Lindsey: I swear
We need Lindsey here to clean the glass over there right there Maddie: Yes we do
Wait did you hear about the new Wookie Cookie?
I heard it's a little chewy
*Chewbaca roar sound*
See ya later Grande Chewy
I'm doing my chrons stuff okay
And the next thing I know there's a little two year old crawling underneath the stall
Maddie: He got all the way under?
He was like just crawling underneath, looked at me, and crawled back under
I just, I didn't say anything we just had this awkward eye contact but he just crawled back under
Control your children. Keep them on a leash here at Disney please
Alright I found Andrew right now
I see more Stormtroopers
Andrew: Yeah, yeah I know
Andrew: I know
Man, they might come and arrest you next. You better watch out
They're very hostile here
Andrew: You want my I.D.? Stormtrooper: That's affirmative
Stormtrooper: I'm keeping my eye on you
Stormtrooper: Move along
It's Muppet Grande Churro Time
It's about time. I've been waiting since I was a kid to ride this
Last time we came it broke
No
No. Are you serious?
Miss Piggy, bless her heart
She's not feeling good right now
She's had too many HI-YA
I'm so excited
Muppet: Not the sun, but the moon
Scooter: No no no no no no, come on, no Fozzie
Fozzie: Okay
Evil Kermit: *Evil Laughter*
I fool you!
Sam: Will you get out of here?
Rizzo: Okay, but do I still get my ten bucks?
Sam: Get out! Get out! Get out!
Hey, hey look! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
That's not a mask
Oh, sorry lady
Kermit: And our demonstration includes a little song from Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy: Little
Lady: Churro
Kermit: Um, did I say little? Um, I meant to say it's a
Grande Churro!
Me me me me me!
This is a very moving moment
I enjoyed every single second of that
Aren't they just cuter than a bouquet of churros
Maddie I'm watching you