- (FBE) So today we're going to show you some photos
that may or may not prove you have a dirty mind.
- (whistling lowly) I like this.
- I guarantee I'm gonna have a dirty mind.
Like, I already know.
- I can already tell you right now,
(giggling) I have the dirtiest mind out there.
- I'm so immature that I'm probably gonna
lean towards the dirty mindness.
- I don't need pictures.
I can already tell you the answer.
69% dirty.
- Oh, I already know I have a dirty mind,
so I apologize in advance, guys.
- (snickering)
Yeah, definitely, my mind went the wrong place.
Her legs look like two legs wide open.
- It just looks like a normal picture of a couple.
- At first, I just went straight to her knees
because-- I don't know why.
I mean, maybe my subconscious was like,
"There's probably gonna be a [bleep] there."
- It's supposed to look like he's naked,
but he would have very weird knee shaped thighs.
- Whoa!
(giggling) Yes, see, I told you I have a dirty mind.
I thought he was touching himself.
Oh god, I feel terrible saying this.
- So she doesn't have any pants on
and the position of him makes it look like
he's sensually touching himself with a non-sensual smile.
Like, could you just imagine that?
Just... ugh!
- (spluttering)
Hold on, I'm still trying to put the image together.
- (giggling) Oh my god.
That looks like a booty.
- It does look like a butt.
This is awful.
- (groaning) God.
(laughing)
That spooked me at first.
I was like, I don't want to see that.
- Now that I know that there's gonna be inappropriate things,
I'm, like, looking for it and I just want to see it.
- This is gonna be a weird episode.
- Oh my god. Wow.
For a second there, I really thought you guys
were showing me a pornographic photo.
- That's not what I think it is, is it?
It looks like someone holding a penis.
It's a thumb. Okay, thank god.
- It looks like a thumb now, but it didn't at first.
I'm a pervert.
- That's a little girl holding her dad's hand,
but it's not even close to what it looks like.
- I thought it was a [bleep]
but it's really just a baby probably,
like, grabbing mom or dad's hand.
- Oh, it's a thumb.
Anything zoomed in is terrifying.
From a perspective, it would look like male genitalia.
But I'm looking at my own, and I'm like, it's too curved.
My fingers are bent. It doesn't work.
Are you checking yours? - (FBE laughing) Yeah.
- It's about right. (cracking up)
- (spluttering)
Ha! "Anal."
Ha! "A nail."
They nailed that one.
- Anal! Got it.
(chuckling) My parents are gonna watch these videos.
- I read it like "a nail" but maybe if I glanced at it,
I'd be like-- you know.
You know!
- People really need to think through their names
a little bit more.
(chuckling) I definitely thought that said "anal."
- Oh, "a nail."
(gasping) Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
That's awful.
My instinct went straight to-- I was like, "That's awful.
They let them put that on the store?"
- My first thought was, yeah, that's pretty dirty.
But then my second thought was, so they only cater to one nail?
Like, not the full set.
No, just one nail. (laughing)
- That person had way too much of a spray tan,
is the problem here.
They're very leathery.
- They do look like booty cheeks, but they're not.
It's two sofa chairs.
- It's two couches next to each other,
but they happen to be skin toned.
- I see two ass cheeks together,
and it looks like it's just two sofas
that are just touching,
and they just happen to be the same sofa.
- I thought it was a butt at first.
This is awful.
This really makes me know
how dirty of a mind that I actually have.
- It took me a while to realize that it's two armrests of a couch.
And it's funny because I actually have one of those couches.
I am never gonna look at that couch the same way ever again.
- This girl with the flower shirt looks like she's not wearing
any pants at all.
- It looks like she has no pants on.
Oh! Legs, yeah, see, there's a weird thing in photos
of legs just looking like nude skin.
- This one, I don't see anything.
That's such a weird pose, though.
- That doesn't really look dirty to me.
I really just see a girl who has her hands
stuck between her crossed legs.
- I think this girl is sitting sideways,
and then the blond is just standing behind her.
I saw the other thing before I saw the dirty thing.
So that wasn't that bad.
- This girl looks naked to me.
It looks like the other one is just rubbing her.
Oh, it's her leg.
Her leg is up.
Oh, her legs are crossed!
Oh my god.
What are we gonna do with this brain?
- That doesn't even look dirty.
No, I'm not a fan. This looks cute.
It's like a brother helping a sister get water.
- This one's not as perverted because he's just helping her get water.
And she's super high, so it's not like she's there.
- I can see where that one would be dirty,
but it looks too-- I can't. It just looks too innocent.
- It looks like a little boy is humping a little girl
and it does not look appropriate.
- This is a little boy and he's picking up
maybe his little sister, I would hope,
and, yeah, but it looks like they're just banging.
Who came up with this?
- (chuckling)
No! That's so bad.
It looks like some incest shit's going on.
That's bad.
That's really bad. (chuckling)
- Ah, there's a puppy that looks like a penis!
- It's a cute, little, hairy puppy... puppy penis.
- That's a dog that straight looks like a [bleep] with balls.
- That's a penis.
See, that looks like a penis.
It's a tail.
What is it, a dog?
It's a dog!
- I've seen this before and I've shared this
with all of my friends.
It looks like a really fuzzy penis.
- Oh my god. Is this a dog?
It looks like a penis, like a furry penis.
And then if you could go and you kiss his face,
you're actually kissing the head of the penis.
That's really clever.
- Is that his leg?
Oh, he's holding a present and he's waving.
- I was being very, very bad, looking at this
and thinking it was a [bleep] coming out of the side of the box,
or on top of the box.
- That hand definitely looks like a [bleep],
like, 100%.
- It's a little elf waving at you,
and his hand looks like a penis.
- It looks like the world's most unpleasant Jack-in-the-box,
like if you just had the box and were like...
♪ (humming Pop Goes the Weasel) ♪
Oh my god!!
- I do see a penis or a dildo.
It's an elf just bringing dildos for Christmas.
Jesus, I'm bad.
The brain is bad.
- "Prayers that change thing."
(giggling)
This is so bad.
- That's a beautiful cover for that book.
What kind of a bookstore is this? (giggling)
- It looks like he's doing something to himself
that God would definitely not approve of.
- That looks like he's, you know-- you know, he's jerking off.
And he's praying to God at the same time.
That's funny.
- He could be like peeing and doing that
cool Blue Brothers maybe kind of thing
where he's like, yeah, hand on the wall.
Or he could be doing something worse
with that section of his body.
- (cracking up)
I can feel the embarrassment.
The best part is that it's on a religious text.
(chuckling) It looks like he's just jerking off.
- Sometimes I find these kind of things corny
but these, I liked all of them.
These were really good.
- It's just funny how we always see the dirty thing first,
especially as young adults and teenagers
because it's always on the brain.
- Thanks, guys, thanks for opening my eyes
to how perverted I can be.
- I'm gonna go to church after this
and pray to God that he forgives me.
- Thank you for watching this episode on the React channel.
- Go ahead and leave your comments and let us know
what type of photos we should look at next time.
- Bye, guys!
- Hey, guys, I'm Katie, a React channel producer.
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