- Footballers read mean tweets! - And cruel comments!
- Part 2! - Starring...
- The Frontmen! - Season 2!
3-0! Haha!
FCB OMER: To all of the Frontmen
How does it feel like knowing that Paul Pogba has more world cups then all of you combined
How does it feel knowing I have won as many Champions Leagues as your whole club?
To you and all the Barcelona fans, how does it feel checking the la liga table at the minute? Ha!
I think everyone connected to Barcelona should be keeping a low-profile at the minute...
How does it feel knowing that your first-choice striker is Martin Braithwaite? Knobhead.
How does it feel? I just remember one simple thing…
Never give up!
Exactly, right!
Paul, how does it feel knowing that you can’t get in the team ahead of Fred, McTominay and Matic?
There was no need for that...
Phew. At least the first question wasn’t about my sister.
Maybe if Norway got Africa’s best players to play for us, I could win it too.
Bullsh*t! I won it in 2018! Didn’t I? Isn’t that why I got this MBE?
How does it feel knowing that you support Barcelona?
They’re an embarrassment to the letters FC & B.
And Shkodran Mustafi won it in 2014. What’s your point?
LIS DALIPI: How did it feel when you won the Premier League in 2016
Awesome! Wait, I did win it in 2016 didn’t i? Isn’t that why I got this MBE?
- NO! - Urgh...
SIRHARI SAI: How does it feel to know that Dejan Lovren has more Champions League titles than you
And Djimi Traore has more than me too. What’s your point?
LUKE BRODERICK: How does it feel knowing Morata is sleeping with your girlfriend (at least that's what Patrice Evra told me)
Ha impossible! Alvaro would always end up on the wrong side of the sheets.
JACOB GODWIN: Why isn't Neymar a goalie with his exelent diving abilities?
Why aren’t you using spell-check with your far from exelent spelling abilities?
BOB KARMAZIN: - Knock knock - Who's there?
- Not you'r Ballon d'Or Bastard...
ALEKS THE HUSKY: Did Zlatan put Lionels grouth hormones in his nose
More nose jokes. Rest in peace Aleks the Husky. Stupid dog.
NBA 2K13: Let's play kiss marry kill. The options are Valverde, Setien, Koeman.
Forget kiss marry kill, let’s play kill, maim, torture...
JCR: I discovered lewa's tik tok after watchching the last one of these. I've also bleached my eyes with cillit bang and now I'm blind forever. Don't worry I prefer it this way.
Bastard...
NOTTHEREALTHOMASMULLER: 2-7
Next comment please...
TIDDLYUNIFORM: How does it feel like being at atletico Madrid
It feels like being top of the league. I thought these were mean comments?
HOSH095: Your nose is longer than Phill Jones' list of own goals.
More nose jokes. Rest in peace, Hosh0905’s testicles.
Hmmm, why are there no mean comments for me?
ICONICBTW: Neymar, when is the next time ur gonna smash ur mommy
Right after I smash your mumy, or maybe even at the same time... Oh wait, I retract that statement... I got confused, and for the record that post meant, I have a smashing mommy as in she's great...going to smash my mommy!
LETHAL GAMING: Kane, even Marco Bielsa can talk better English than you
- That’s offensive! - He said, that’s offensive!
- Sorry Harry - That’s Harry Kane MBE to you, pleb
DEBANJAN ROY: How does it feel that the entire team plays in your shadow
Finally a nice comment! Thanks Debanjan.
*In the shadow of your nose
What?! Rest in pieces Thomas Muller’s horse!
No! Why dave! I didn’t even send that comment!
- Oh, Zlatan sorry for you lost... - I did really. HAHAHA! Oh, poor Dave.
Absolutely zero mean comments.
Cristiano Ronaldo says 3-0. Haha...
CAROL HARRINGTON: To Rashford. How does it feel to have a garden gnome as a manager?
Pfff. Can you cut that laugh out?
CR7akaGOAT: Lionel, how about we write diss-tracks for the next episode of the Frontmen?
Even better, how about we write Cadiz tracks? HAHA!
Dick....
GIOVANNI CECCHETI: Knock knock Who's there
Ballon d'OR Oh, Here we go...
Ballon d'or who That's it.... I don´t get it
Exactly... Bastard. Who keeps sending these knock knock jokes?
The only person I know who still tells knock knock jokes in 2020 is Thomas Muller! Wait a minute...
FERENCE GIRIGORIE: How does it feel being stalked by Mbappe every day
Annoying… at least he’s definitely not here today
- HAHA! - What was that?
- And you swear it wasn’t you? - I swear - SCHEISSE! See? I swore.
- If I find out it’s you… - These jokes aren’t even funny. If it was me, they would have been hilarious.
- That’s not true. - I’ll prove it! Listen…
I can’t hear anything
Precisely, not a single knock. Because there’s nobody at the door… just like there’ll be nobody at the Ballon d’or this year.
Hahaha! You get it? Ballon d'Or... Like knock knock door... You know... Ballon d'Or
MALEK HISHAM: To Suarez, I dare you to don't cry...
Knock Knock... Who's there Cris... Cris who
Cristambul...
Why would you say something like that...
NotTheREalThomasMuller: 2-8
FIFA20SYDNEY GAMING: How does it feel to have less youth trophies than Jesse Lingard
Who?
You don’t know who Jesse Lingardinho is? Loser. Er, not that I sent that message or anything.
I must just be too nice....
SadioManeMane: Start passing you greedy SOB!
- Ah finally, a message from Thomas Muller! What a funny guy! - It wasn’t me....
- Oh really. - Yes, really!
- Oh… - Pfff
FTBL MOMENTS: How does it feel to look like a cross between a constipated Hippo and Boris Johnson
Hahaha! A constipated hippo and Boris Johnson! How do i come up with this stuff?
PROPAGANDA CZE: To Harry Kane Knock knock... Who's there
I don't know, but is a defenitely not a torphy...
Let’s see if you’ll be able to tell me that joke again at the end of the season!
Of course he will. Unless you’re planning on leaving Spurs in January...
Oh, hello, my name’s Jamie Vardy - I’ve won one trophy and suddenly I go around thinking I’m Cristiano Ronaldo.
That was the worst impression I’ve ever heard.
VATSAL SHAH: If Ramos touches you then at how many milles will you land?
Let’s see… Sergio, ready!
HAHAHA! I sent that question - after I replaced the ceiling with titanium. COMEDY GOLD!
GK AND LB FOTNITE MEMES: To Kane. Did you know that you have less trophies than Wlfred Bony. So he should be in the Frontmen instead of you
- I agree! - Let’s see you prove it Wilfred, head this ball!
- Fine! - Ow! Bony hit me! Ow! Bony! Bony hit me...
- I’m not falling for that Harold, you are fired from the Frontmen! - What for?!
Number 1, for killing a human being, Number 2, even worse than that, for playing in the Europa League!
There will be no more Europa League players bringing shame on the Frontmen.
THEONLY1 CAIDEN: Your the GOAT (this is defenitely not Ronaldo on a fake account just for an ego boost)
How kind! But seriously, that wasn’t me. I know it’s kinda sus. But it wasn’t me.
- It was me, Cristiano! - Security! He’s back!
This explains why my underpants have gone missing from my dressing room.
NICK MARTINEZ: What you did to that corner flag was representative of what Fulham did to you
Oh haha, nice one. And by the way, I have not got anything against the rainbow laces campaign.
And to prove it, I’m going to find Harry Kane and snog his face off!
- You will do no such thing on the Frontmen! - What?
- Save it for Thursday nights in the Europa League, you are fired! - WHAT?
- Cut! - Dickhead!
- Cockface! - Yes?
KAI ESTIA: What does it feel being called "Swedish Lammpost" by Ronaldo
He called me what? That does it…
XP LEGOS: How does it feel not qualifyng for Round of 16 in Champions League
Thursday nights are coming! Thursday nights are coming!
- That is why you are fired from the Frontmen! - Urgh, Ed Woodward could learn a lot from you...
- Swedish Lamppost! - Hi, Cristiano, pleased to meet you Swedish Lamppost!…
I meant I know you called me Swedish Lamppost!
One second, SECURITY! There is another Europa League Loser on set, remove him immediately!
- What? - You are fired from the Frontmen!
- What? - Rest in peace, Cristiano’s forearms!
Oh, not again. I’m going to need another donor...
I have a donor for you!
- Really?! - Ja. Maradona! Hahahahah... Oh too son, too soon...
- The Frontmen - Season 2!
- Will return after Xmas! - Let us know in the comments who you want to join us in 2021!
And we will NOT be selecting any EUROPA LEAGUE LOSERS!
VIDA YEBOAH: To all of the Frontmen how does it feel to know that John Terry is sleepig with your WAWs
No!