Hey, everybody, it's your pal Q for my last "Ask a Joker"
for season 8 of "Impractical Jokers."
And I do legitimately enjoy doing them,
so I'm gonna miss you guys.
I'm gonna miss you guys until season 9.
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Let's dive right in.
Max tweets, "Which real life product do you think
is more ridiculous than the ones you guys feature on the show?"
What a great question.
I'm gonna moderate it a little bit,
because there is a product
that I thought would be ridiculous that -- ooh.
Ooh, we hit a cloud.
That I thought would be ridiculous
that turned out to be amazing.
But there's this head scratcher thing.
It looks like a hand, like, made of wires.
It's like a claw, and it has a handle,
and you put it on your head,
and you scratch your scalp with it.
And it is the best.
It feels so good that the day I die, I want to go out
with somebody using it on my head.
I should make my own version of it.
Man: Yeah, and just start selling it.
And sell it. All right.
Q's Claw.
Q's Claw!
You're gonna get a cut now.
Just for that,
you're gonna get a cut of it.
Stephanie asks, "Do you foresee any of the products
you guys make ending up on shelves any time soon?"
These are sexy beasts.
I got the idea because my daughter put my wife's
lingerie on her stuff.
Tire baby.
This is self-destructing pregnancy test.
You start with a bang, and it ends with a bang.
[ Laughter ]
On the show, no. Q's Claw?
Coming to a store near you very soon!
We're gonna be rich, son!
[ Laughs ]
Nick Valencia asks, "Have you ever had
an actual paranormal experience?"
Aside from how good I feel using Q's Claw!
Yoo-lah! Whoo!
No. Uh...
Alice asks...
"If that dog you called a pervert could talk,
do you think he'd tell you to shove it?"
Are you kidding me? Dogs hump anything that moves.
I think that dog would be happy to be recognized as a pervert.
Is everything okay here? The dog's not bothering you?
No, he's good.
dry humping another dog
so you're dealing with
a pervert on your hands here!
You don't want me to ask him to leave or anything?
Alright, sweet.
'Cause I'm on the market for a good dry hump.
[ Laughter ]
Uh, two more questions.
Denise asks, "Have you ever been on the other side
of a nasty note left on your windshield?"
No.
I have been on nice notes on my windshield, but not nasty ones.
Oh, hey.
I was just dropping you a quick note.
"You cut me off, so I placed a booger..."
Thanks.
We're even now.
[ Laughter ]
I wouldn't use this handle, is all I'm saying, okay?
I got ya.
Tony Gunk, booger police.
Thank you.
-Wow. -Ah, not bad.
Wow, what a nice lady.
And finally for my last "Ask a Joker" question
of season 8, and thank you once again for joining me,
Steve will ask, "If you caught someone siphoning gas
from your tank, would you be as calm as that guy,
or would you lose your cool?"
Joe: It's on.
You're taking gas from my truck?
No, no.
You're just siphoning gas for the [bleep] of it.
Come on, buddy.
actually stealing the gas.
What are you doing?
I was about to steal the gas.
[ Laughter ]
I'd be pretty calm I think.
I wouldn't be happy, but I'd be calm.
'Cause anybody siphoning gas in this day and age
probably needs it pretty badly.
So I wouldn't be happy, and I would stop them,
but I don't think I would go berserk or anything like that.
And then I would calm down
with a nice, relaxing...
Q's Claw!
-Q's Claw! -Q's Claw!
Q's Claw!
Thank you for coming to season 8 of "Ask a Joker"!
I'll see you in season 9! Q's Claw! Boom!
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