Hey what's up everyone, it's ya boy Motoki, how you guys?
People always ask me, Motoki, you're so cool, how do I become as amazing as you?
Well worry no more, I'm here to help.
You've come to the right place because today, I'm teaching you how to become thee coolest person alive,
besides me, obviously.
If you follow the steps that I'm about to teach you, everyone, and I mean everyone,
will look up to you.
By the end of this video, you will become cool and all your dreams will come true.
Yes, you heard me right.
You will become happy, rich, successful, and your crush will instantly want to have sex with you.
100% without a doubt money back guarantee.
Just call this toll-free number to order you- Alright enough talking, what are we waiting for,
let's get to it.
So the first step into becoming cool is getting a squad.
This is absolutely essential.
We are talking SQUAD GOALZ alright, and I don't mean goals with an s, oh nonono,
squad goals with a Z. You just need to find some people for your squad, you don't even have
to know them or talk to them people, just hangout.
Be sure to walk everwhere with your squad to make it seem like you have friends.
If you walk by yourself like this then. . .oh man, ts ts ts. . .
You're just going to look like a loser.
And you don't want to look like a f*cking loser do you?
All you need to do, is add some people, and instantly, you look better.
- Wow, they're so lit.
Yes, yes they are lit.
Speaking of lit, the next step for you to become cool is to use all the latest lingo.
Also, if you haven't noticed I'm kinda filming random places so it's not so boring to watch.
But anyways, if you want to be a hip millennial like me then you just have to talk like one. So you need to use
words like, “lit”, “af”, "dope", "bae", "suh dude", "low key", "fam", "netflix and chill", and "savage".
And after you get those words down make sure to let everyone know just how cool you are
by using them all the time, fam..
Lit af dope, hahaha
Now this next tip is going to be a very key component. In the last tip you
learned savage, and now it's time to be savage. It's time, to be savage.
You have to be savage, no matter what.
We’re talking savage AF.
And if you want to be savage, you need to be an asshole and bully others.
People will say that you're being, “overthetop and disregarding to people's feelings" but I mean..
they're exactly right.
Let me show you a quick example of how to be savage.
Yeah so then I punched him in the face and sucked him off haha yeah
Hey you! Yeah you, nice glasses you f*cking loser haha
- Aw yeah savage!
Yeah, up top!
- No I can't, this is all edited
Wait, what do you mean man? - Here watch this
oh shit, so I can't, oh shit my bad - dude that was savage
yeah it was pretty savage wasn't it?
Yeah sorry I don't know where I was going with that. Let's get back to talking about how
to be cool, how to be f*cking dope.
If you're a guy, then you need to pay attention to this next one.
So you better F*CKING LISTEN.
I'm sorry, I got a little carried away there.. Gentlemen, you need to sleep with as many
women as you can. There's nothing more dominant and says "I'm cool" then when people know
you get girls because we all know that - Today's society merely objectifies women and perceives
them as brainless materials to be tossed around without any of their own say.
Hahaha yeah bro, sick!
Oh, and if you're a girl, don't sleep with any guys because if you do, you'll be a slut.
And everyone knows that - slut shamming is a social construct created by males
to feel better about themselves by putting down women who have every right to do anything they want to do with their bodies
aha f*ck yeah dude.
Which reminds me, while we're on the topic, don't forget to hate anyone that isn't exactly like you.
Make sure to be homophobic and racist because like, screw equality you know what I mean hahahaha...
Alright so I really hope you guys caught onto the fact that this a joke, let me repeat that,
this is a joke. If you didn’t realize that, I would recommend seeing a doctor,
you f*cking idiot.
Lately I've been seeing a lot of people do the things we just talked about and it's just
sad guys don't do it. Well, anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed the video. If you did, please give me a thumbs
up to let me know, comment, subscribe if you haven't already. But otherwise, I'll see you
next, Motoki Monday.