-Ew. Smells like someone died in here.
-SHUT UP!
[grunts] One...
Um, so I think we need to replace the rug in the living room.
Why?
Well...my aunt was here this morning and her dog kinda pooped on the rug.
Okay, dude.
If it's just dog poo we can clean it up.
Okay, it was my aunt.
My aunt dropped a load on our rug.
What?!
Okay, it was me! God!
I took a huge dump on our rug.
Oh, dude! Seriously?!
Yeah. Can you just help me get rid of the rug?
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Why?
Okay, so...
last week I might have found a dead body in our house
and I might have hid it under the rug so I wouldn't be convicted of murder.
And...I might have stolen his money to buy these sweet ass 20 Karat earrings
[gasp]
You jelly?
Uh, yeah!
Don't worry, man. I got you a pair too!
See?
Oh. Thanks, man.
Wait.
There's a dead guy under our rug?!
Nooooo.
Mmmmm, yeah.
So that's what I've been tripping over.
OMG LOL F-U-C-K Y-O-U. [giggles]
[yells]
Ow!
Stupid random bulge in the rug!
Waffle salad, here I co--
Ow!
What the frick, random bulge?!
Hey, Anthony!
Check out my house of cards!
I didn't use any glue or anything!
Ow!
Fricking random bulge!
You ruined everything!
[from under rug] Ow!
What?
Hmm.
Nyaaaah.
So, who was he?
I don't know.
But I might have stolen his wallet,
which probably has his ID in it.
Dude, really?
What? It's a fricking fashionable wallet.
Who could resist, right?
Alright, looks like his name is Larry Smelbutz.
[scoffs]
What?!
What kind of name is Larry?
Anyway, we should probably go find out where that guy lives.
Yeah!
Alright, it says he lives at 353 Gerard Way?
Dude, that's the same street as ours!
Yeah! Let's find this son of a bitch!
Hell yeah!
Dude, how could we get lost?
He lives on the same street as us.
Oh, dude! There it is!
Whoa. It looks just like our house, man.
Oh, and it feels the same too.
Oh ho ho, yeah.
Hello?
Anybody home?
[gasp] This merry douchebag copied my beautiful interior design.
[gasp] He even copied my super, hecka', frickin' sweet Pokemon Nativity scene!
And he copied the same rotting, smelly lump of a dead body underneath a rug!
[together] Wait...
He has a crush on us, so he decided to copy our entire house,
so he could pretend to live with us.
No, idiot! This is our house.
Can't you see that?!
Oh.
So...does that mean this guy's been living with us?
Wait...
[gasp]
Dude, that's your cousin!
He's been living with us for, like, four years!
How did we forget?
Oh yeah...
[grunts] A little help here?
Yeah, yeah, in a second.
Siri, find me a better friend.
Whoa! W-What are you doing?!
Turn--no, no! No, don't do that! Don't do--
Oh yeah.
And remember that one time...
[harp plays]
Yes, keep feeding me, ladies!
And one day you might have my pant babies!
Aw, man. I want hot babes too.
Teach me how to be a pimp just like you.
Perhaps, my sweet.
But first you must kiss my pimp feet.
[laughs]
That never happened.
Okay, it never happened.
Do you remember anything about him?
Well...there was this one time...
[harp plays]
Hey, f*ck tard, get me an energy drink!
Get it yourself. I'm busy!
Just throw it, dick breath!
Fine!
Here!
[groans]
Shi--
God. Bella's such a ratchet hoe!
Oh crap!
[grunts]
Ah. Good enough!
So you killed him?
Yeah, I guess I kinda did.
Sorry.
Meh. Whatever.
He was kind of a dick anyway.
I know, right?
So you want to help me get rid of this stink-ass rug?
Hell yeah!
Check out our new rug!
Whoo!
And we got some new furniture.
That's sick!
And our new toilet!
[sprays]
[farts]
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