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what's happening youtube and house of dragon fans this is going to be my episode 4 house of the
dragons review is one of your favorite black nerds lamont tyson bringing you guys my review of this
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the tick tock and you can download the podcast enjoyed this episode have been enjoying this
whole entire thing so far and in the beginning you find the homie rinera at storm's inn
sitting there with christian cole and barman baratheon and basically this is nothing but a
marriage tour that was set up by her dad in which she needs to find someone to marry her to wed her
and in the very beginning she's just got jokes because you send a guy in there that's older than
her daddy so you send a geriatric person in there then you send a damn 12 year old who brave as hell
and then you've got some [ __ ] over there in the corner who's making all kinds of comments and
eventually gets his ass killed i thought that was pretty funny but none of those people are suitors
for her because first of all she really don't want to get married and even then these are the type
of dudes she want to marry and so from the trailer last week when i thought she was going to be going
out to dragonstone she's actually coming back from storm's inn and that's where you see the
most anorexic dragon in the world fly past them it is corraxies damien's dragon flying overhead
as they are going back to the red key and then we get damon going in there to meet the king
and he lets the king know that corliss's men have named him the king of the triarchy
oh my goodness this damon he is a mess and he's just letting the king know i fought this war
i did everything you needed me to do and look i'm bringing you the crown and i kneel before
you because you are the king of everything and then i thought viserys's punk ass was
going to do something to him but you know we know viserys he's a punk he doesn't like confrontation
he winds up hugging and loving his brother oh what a family reunion
and then they get outside and they're at the godswoods damon vasares and rinera and viserys is
just sharing stories of how their parents thought that damien was the warrior and viserys wasn't and
it was pretty funny to me to see them just having fun and laughing and you know otto was somewhere
seething bent over mad as hell just upset that you don't let this guy back in here he's
a red herring to the throne and just because you don't want to have any problems you let him back
then they show allison and renera apparently they have made up now ladies and gentlemen a
year has passed since the last episode and i guess allison feels like she's been used
she feels like her daddy has used her to get clutches into the crown and i think she's starting
to have some feelings for renera in terms of man i shouldn't have gotten involved in this year my
friend and i want you guys to also keep in mind that allison is a very religious woman she has a
problem with the targaryens basically doing incest sleeping with each other if you guys can remember
the big war from the first game of thrones where the crown took on the religious people and how
we know most religious people aren't beholden to the religion when you put their feet to the fire
but apparently her and allison are starting to become friends again and they're making up and so
then we see renera and damian talking in valerian and just having a conversation about what's going
on and in this point you can kind of see damon is starting to ramp up his flirting with his niece
because she's of age now you know he's like you know what i might need to go ahead and get some
of them royal princess panty draws it's finally time for me to pop that cherry you're older now
you're not a little girl and i think that in the beginning he had the energy for her but because
she was so young she wasn't of age he didn't want to do anything for and then we cut to a scene
where we've got the small council meeting and they're just talking to the king about how he can
handle this fallout from the small crown by and the house valerian by basically allowing leynor to
marry renera and that would sew up this dissension between one of the richest houses in all the land
and the king is for it he realizes that's a good play and he's ready to make that happen and then
we get renero back in her room and she has a package sent to her room she's got some boy
clothes i guess the ladies nowadays will say he should have sent her some boy shorts and he sends
her a map of a secret escape she uses that escape to hit the street to meet damon oh my goodness oh
boy boy that damon boy he's something and we learned that on the streets he's known as
lord of flea bottom because he summons the street so much and in the beginning it seemed like he
hated the people of the street and now we learn that he doesn't he loves these people and i guess
he was just trying to show a show a show of force to his brother in the beginning but definitely
they love him he loves them and he stays down here messing with women in the [ __ ] houses and then
you get this play where they're basically picking on ronero saying that she can't never be the queen
because she's a woman and she's ready to start running her mouth to these people saying shut up
you don't know what you're talking about and then we get damien letting her know again that you need
to listen to the people and flee bottom they can give you a whole lot of great insight as to what
moves you need to make when you become queen and just in general information that you need to know
because these common folks do understand what's going on and renera ain't trying to hear that
she ain't trying to hear none of it then they pass by some damn witch who tells renera how
she can die and if you guys can remember do you guys remember maggie the frog looking lady from
the regular game of thrones when she gave cersei her prophecy of how she dies i think this is a
hearken back to that and then we get back in here and we see that the king's skin cancer
or whatever they've got going on with him has advanced even worse than what it is now
and allison takes over from all the other people that was washing his back because in her heart
she really feels played this episode and you can really tell that she's like man y'all just use
me for my goodies spit out a baby and rinera tried to tell her that's what they do here
hence ronero was told that by rainey's who's one of the smartest people on this show
then ladies and gentlemen we get into the whorehouse and oh boy the things that go
on in there is like las vegas what happens in the whorehouse should stay in the whorehouse
and then here is when damon starts to make his move on his knees boy he turns that ass around
he sniffs the panty draws and ladies and gentlemen it looks like things is about to go down he's got
his hand on top of her hands he's teased her a little bit she teased him turns that ass around
and ladies and gentlemen something he moved away did he slip his head in there and it was too
tight uh did she not back that thing up and twerk enough but for whatever the reason
he stopped and i think he stopped ladies and gentlemen because he really wants to
do this the right way like she's just not some piece for him he really cares about his niece
and i think he really wants to do it the right way but i'm like damn dude you don't got her
hot and bothered you slipped your head in there maybe you didn't and now you know
you don't got this girl revved up what is her next move going to be then ladies and gentlemen we get
on with the pleasure giver massaria who in this season seems to be taking the place of various
lord varys because she's got little birdies all over the streets in the flea bottom watching
understanding where everything is going and she's in here talking to damon about his behavior him
being drunkard him looking like he messing around with renera and she is the reason that little boy
runs out of there and goes and tells otto about everything that's going on i kind of like masara
i think that i hope eventually we know she's probably going to die
but i like the way she's staying grounded and she's letting damon know i'm not just the common
person you find in those pleasure houses i seek more i want more i'm more rooted and grounded
than what you may believe and i'm trying to save yourself from yourself
then ladies and gentlemen i told you from the first time i saw christian cole he was gonna get
ronero's panty draws and ladies and gentlemen christian cole is the panty dropper he popped
that cherry he is the first one to get into them royal loins ladies and gentlemen oh christian cole
and did you see the way she tried to tease him i mean she was hot and bothered thanks to damon
and i know she got to be mad as hell with damon got her all steamed up and bothered took her to
a pleasure house looking at basically she was looking at porn in a virtu in a in-person sense
and ain't do nothing and so the person that she really likes christian cole she comes back
gives him some and then ladies and gentlemen the real definition of keeping men out of your ovaries
winds up happening at the end of this episode and i'll talk about that when we get there
we get viserys and otto visery is talking to otto about there's a rumor going on
otto said there's a rumor your daughter was in the flea bottom in a pleasure house and she slept
with damon and viserys don't believe none of it he said he wants the eyes or whoever brought up
this vicious lie he wants to know who is the one leaking all this information because you guys know
there's little birdies all over the road there's birdies all over the place watching everything
otto's not giving up his secrets because he said that would basically impugn people who
would in the future want to give up secrets and at this moment viserys is not having none of it no
his sweet daughter did not get herself soiled by her uncle and then we get allison
poor allison you know at one point in time i was a little upset with her and frustrated but as i've
said before she didn't have a real choice in no matter what's going on with her but in this moment
did you guys see the look on her face as she lays in the bed because while christian cole was
digging in rinera the king was digging in allison and she was just laying there like a dead fish
with her eyes looking at the sky i think this is the moment she realized that women are pretty much
nothing but pawns for the bidding of the men and she's feeling like all i was put here to do was
spit out a baby my daddy pawned me off and now the man that i thought that i cared about i can really
see the only thing he cares about is that air and i felt bad for her just laying there fellas
always make sure you give them some eye contact with anyone you're sleeping with so you can make
sure they're enjoying it faking it whatever but if they just land there like that and you
just digging in on them there's something going on and you need to have a discussion about it
and i'm surprised um king varus didn't notice it or maybe he just didn't care he just needed to
get his nut in and he decided i don't give a damn what she's doing i'm going to do me
then we get damon and viserys having their meeting he called damon in to chastise him
about what happened did you really mess around with renero what really happened
and damon plays along with it as if he did now the reason he's playing along with it is because
he kind of wants to marry her because he knows this would solve a lot of the problems his brother
is having and he know in his heart he didn't do it but marrying her would be the right way to go
and he's just basically telling look if i marry ronero we can make this thing happen
and we can solve all these issues you were having politically but viserys is not really
into the thing that targaryens like to do which is incest he's not really too much into the incest
as he's highlighted in several conversations and he's definitely not feeling damon doing nothing
with his daughter and he kind of punts on that situation then we get viserys and renera and
versailles letting renera know that the the dagger aegon's dagger
was given to him and passed down through the family and that aegon had his pyromancers
inscribe the song of fire and ice on this dagger so that all who hold it can always remember that
the white walkers are something that they need to be thinking about and are a threat
but i enjoyed this conversation between father and daughter because daughter was talking about
father's headaches father is saying that rinera is the source of all his headaches and the way
that they can solve this thing let renera marry laner the son of coralis and it will all be put
to asunder and guess what ladies and gentlemen ronero decides you know what i can do that
but your ass need to fire otto for getting all these lies out here for spreading lies that ain't
true fire his ass and i would do your bidding and then at the very end ladies and gentlemen
ladies this is your morning at the peel if you was living in the 1400s
this is another example of men having their hands on your ovaries in 1400. this is some moon tea
and god knows what this moon tea must taste like it must taste like pure gasoline and donkey ass
rolled into a liquid that's supposed to get rid of a baby and actually keep you the human alive
how does that work but in any event it's given to renera by the maesters and the thing is we
never saw renera drink it which from what i'm understanding from my people that read the book
she did have a bastard child and that bastard trial was by christian cole and it makes you
wonder will we see rinera pop up pregnant next week in that episode post your comments if you
think we'll see that and that's going to do it for this video don't forget to like the video comment
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