I'm back with Kris Jenner, the mother of all mothers.
That's right.
I pushed out six of these babies.
And if that doesn't make me an expert, I don't know what does.
I can't imagine pushing out five humans of this area there.
[LAUGHTER]
Six.
Yeah, six.
You should really be taking more than 20%.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, let's get to the gifts.
Start us off, mamacita.
OK.
The Ready Rocker lets parents rock their baby anytime,
anywhere.
Put it behind your back, in bed, against a chair, an airplane
seat, and you instantly get a rocking chair.
Thanks to RockerMama you're all getting one
and a $300 Nordstrom gift card.
[CHEERING]
Wow.
That's really cool.
I know, very cool.
Onto the next.
You could rock Cory in that, too.
Love.
Now my bottle is usually filled with Casa Dragones tequila,
but I hear babies need something else.
Tell us about it, nanobébé.
Well, nanobébé is one of Time Magazine best inventions.
You pump directly into the bottle,
and it preserves all the breast milk nutrients your baby needs.
Now, I don't-- oh, that's yours.
That's my line.
OK.
Not only that, it heats and cools quickly
and it's easy to clean.
I'd still rather have tequila, but you're all getting
a nanobébé products and $300 dollar Walmart gift card.
[CHEERING]
Voila.
This is awesome.
All right.
We have talked nanobébé, now let's talk Hatch Baby.
The Hatch Baby Rest is a nightlight, sound machine,
and time to rise device--
I need this-- that you can control with your phone.
Designed by sleep experts, it's helped hundreds of thousands
of families get a better night's sleep.
And you're all getting a Hatch Baby Rest, and a $350 Amazon
card.
What?
[CHEERING]
Wow.
This is awesome.
I need this.
You need that.
We all need this.
Chris, I don't know a lot about--
Chris.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
I was going with the nano thing.
I know.
I don't know a lot about babies.
What do you do when you want to get your baby some fresh air?
Well, I'm glad you asked that question, Ellen.
It just came to me.
You stroll them.
My mother used to push me around in a cardboard box,
is that what you mean?
No, Ellen.
You got to stroll around in style.
Oh, sorry.
I wasn't born a Kardashian or Jenner.
But you can ride around like one.
Tell them all about it, Kris Jenner.
The Thule sleek stroller is lightweight, versatile, and has
multiple configurations.
It has four wheels--
four wheels.
It's designed for the active parent,
and ideal for tackling crowded areas, and bumpy sidewalks.
You're all getting a Thule sleek stroller.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We'll be back with more gifts after this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm back with Kris Jenner, and a bunch of pregnant ladies.
Kris-- you know, honey?
What is it, sweetie?
No.
Not you, honey.
But you know honey?
I'm listening, honey.
Just read the prompter.
Honey is a free service that automatically searches
the internet for the best deals and applies the promo
codes at checkout.
Whether you're buying a crib or diapers,
you'll save money and time when shopping online.
Oh, that's the honey you're talking about.
That's right, honey.
And honey has saved people over a billion dollars.
You can start saving and shopping
with your $500 American Express gift card.
[CHEERING]
I feel like we should do one more gift.
You think so?
It better be really good this time, Ellen.
Yeah, well if there was a sleek new luxury
resort in sunny Paradise Valley, Arizona.
Like, you mean where you can relax poolside, play golf,
and enjoy the beautiful scenery while overlooking Camelback
Mountain?
That's exactly what I mean.
I love it.
Along with $150 dollar resort credit,
you're all getting a three day, two night
stay at Mountain Shadows.
[CHEERING]
I hope you enjoy your gifts.
I want to thank Kris Jenner.
Happy Mother's Day.
Be kind to one another.
Bye.