Boo.
What's up guys? It's Pete Davidson.
We are in my apartment slash basement in my mom's house
in Staten Island.
I moved here like a year ago
and built this weird little basement
to stay away from fucking people.
So, I'm about to show you guys what's up down here
and come on.
You guys gave me this for my special.
Really great gift.
I love Guns N' Roses.
You couldn't like ask one of my friends?
Like, "What does Pete want?"
"What does he like?"
This is SpongeBob.
I haven't worn this yet because it's very yellow.
Oh.
These are cool.
These are Blockbuster sweatpants.
I miss stealing DVDs.
Oh wait, check out this bathroom.
I got a porno bathroom.
The porno shower.
Nobody's been in it except for me and the boys.
Not all at the same time,
but I've never had my porno moment in there yet.
It's really hard to too when your mom's like upstairs
like cooking and like being like, "Dinner's ready."
And your like-
Oh, let me show you my favorite,
favorite thing I have in here.
This is called a Dustbuster and it scoops up dirt,
but like little dirt.
You know?
Like, like, like this.
How fucking sick is that shit?
That shit is so sick.
This is a bunch of people playing video games very quietly.
It's very uncomfortable.
Here's some sad shit.
You want some dead dad shit?
This is the stuff you guys like.
Ready?
Here it is.
Here's a good picture of my dad
probably all coked up on a roof somewhere with his boys.
Oh, here's my other favorite thing.
I got Rodney Dangerfield's tie.
Mulaney got me this for Christmas.
This shit wouldn't fly today.
It says, "Rodney traditionally gives away a tie
at the end of each of his live performances
in exchange for a kiss from a lovely young lady
in the audience."
This is my grandfather with Judd and me.
Oh, he told me he had Parkinson's
midway through the scene that I put him in.
He said, "This director is taking a lot of takes.
How much longer am I going to be on set?
My Parkinson's is acting up."
And then Judd yelled action.
And that's how I found out that my grandfather
had Parkinson's.
This is my boy Kevin.
You have any questions?
I got Shaq's shoe.
When you get on TV people send you things like this
and they're like, "That was cool."
But it's not. Look where it is. Look.
Behind my fake alien, Kevin.
That's where your Shaq shoe goes.
This is my Uncut Gems basketball.
This is currently my favorite thing in the cave.
This is my uncut gem that my buddy Dave bought me,
but he's a cheap fuck and he got me a rock,
so look what it did to my shit.
That's Mulaney's jersey.
I have that up there because I can't believe he's my friend.
That's another 9/11 thing.
Make sure you use that.
People love that.
This is my wall.
I have people who come down here, sign my wall.
This is my bedroom where nothing happens
because I live with my mom.
Oh, here are my SpongeBob collection of shoes.
The only thing is you can't fucking wear them with anything
because, like, it just doesn't go with anything, like ever.
Except yellow.
You know?
And yellow is the worst.
Starburst, shirts.
I'm sure there's more.
This is an Eddie Murphy "Party All the Time" original vinyl.
And I like it because it reminds me
that I will never be as cool as Eddie Murphy.
Look at that.
Oh wait.
Jay's getting a tattoo.
Let's see how it's coming out.
What are you getting?
- Survive? - Survive.
Making sure it's spelled right.
Oh.
Do you want to show them the tattoo that I gave you?
Yeah.
I think it's pretty great.
Look at that.
That's not bad.
I also did "ah fahk" on Julio.
Ah fahk.
Ah fahk!
Anyways, thank you guys for stopping by my crib.
Come back again in four years
when you pay me again to do another special.
Thank you guys for checking this out
and I'm excited for you guys to see the special.
I've been doing stand-up for like ten years now.
In fact, it was, my ten year anniversary,
was like a week before the special came out,
so super duper stoked on this
and I just, yeah, I feel good about it.
I haven't felt good about a lot of shit.
I feel pretty good about this one, so.