-So what do you know about this chick?
-Her name is Rachel
and...that's about it.
-She sounds amazing.
Dude, I love her already.
You guys are going to be super-happy together.
-Look, we met at a party, but she had to leave early.
So she told me to Facebook her.
I did and now you're droppin' me off
with my first date with her.
Now you're filled in. Thanks for the ride.
-Wait, am I picking you up after?
I'm sorry. This is so weird.
-Getting dropped off is a genius first-date move.
If things go well, the date is automatically extended
when she gives me a ride home.
-I'm -- I'm sorry, it's your genius move.
What was I thinking? That's my bad.
How often does this genius move work?
-It's great move. -Yeah.
That means zero, zero times, so.
-I got to go. -Right.
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-Please tell me I'm not getting stood up right now.
-Hi, can you explain your sign?
Because I'm here to meet Rachel and she didn't mention that --
-Have a seat, Steve. -What?
-Have a seat, Steve. This won't take long.
Would you like a coffee or water or pastry?
-No, I'm fine, I think I'll just wait for Rachel.
-Okay, Rachel won't be here today,
as she's opted for you to participate in a pre-date.
-A what? -Pre-date.
It's just an easy way for her to find out
little bit more about you,
your interests and your expectations.
-And then after that, Rachel and I can have a real date.
-Well, that's the hope.
February 9, 2012,
you posted a photograph of a bedside table
with the caption "One Night Stand."
We understand the wordplay,
but, uh, is there anything here we need to be concerned with?
-No, no, I haven't had a one-night stand since college.
-August 3, 2012, your newsfeed read
that you were listening to Selena Gomez on Spotify.
Were you were you being sincere or -- or was that being ironic?
-Pass? -That's fine.
We'll just go onto the, uh,
there's some either/or questions here.
Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake?
-Timberlake. -Lights on or lights off?
-Off. -Freedom of choice
or freedom of religion?
-I'm not even sure what that means.
-Let's just move ahead to word association. Romance.
-Novels. -Wedding.
-Expensive. -Dinner.
-Chipotle. -Very good.
I told you it wouldn't take long.
This will just take a moment.
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It'll just be another minute.
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-Looks -- Excuse me.
Ah, all right. All right.
Well, Steve, it looks like you have not been accepted
to participate in a formal date.
-What? Why? What did I -- -No, no, I'm sorry.
It's against policy to -- to discuss the results
or, you know, any hypothetical situation in which, you know,
you given one answer and another one and then --
-I feel you're giving me really good vibe
with my answers, you know.
-Well, that's my job.
-Oh, um.
Can I get a ride home?