wow it's just spectacular why thank you lily this is mr druthers the head architect on the
project uh lily's gonna be our new office assistant ah nice to meet you isn't it i
wondered whether you were making the trees or waiting for them to sprout on their own
dad i looked at your design for the penthouse balcony tell me do you want to be an architect
i uh i am an architect really well my six-year-old nephew plays with legos
is he an architect not unless he somehow passed all his licensing exams hmm too green too green
yeah the leaves should really be more of a natural brown color almost brunette and think bushier i
want this tower to rise from a thicket of wild ungroomed brunette shrubbery can you picture it
i can't unpicture it styrofoam treats once again with feelings uh styrofoam
trees styrofoam trees styrofoam trees it's the spirit now gather round
this isn't just about trees ted it's gone what what uh what's gone it's my baseball
signed three times by pete rose well it's gotta be around here somewhere what do you think ted
it just let itself out of its plastic case and rolled away somebody stole it mother no
one from the nursing home is stealing from you i didn't get you a birthday present
well uh better get back to these styrofoam trees oh who cares about the trees it's just busy
work to make you feel like you're contributing inspiring as always sir i can't believe there's
no horseradish for the road i guess you were sick today they taught that at sandwich university
now as most of you know my pete rose pete roast pete rose baseball has been stolen
well i just found this note dear mr brothers i your baseball am leaving maybe if you start
being nice i'll come back if not other things in your office may follow my lead in fact
i overheard your ipod talking and he may shuffle off at any minute
look i'm gonna cry huh little cry baby's gonna cry hey everybody look a little crybaby's gonna cry
instead i'm giving my baseball until the end of the day
to decide he's homesick or tomorrow morning i'll begin firing three people an hour clients will
be here any moment i slide it closer to his chair i want this thing to really smack him in the face
and if the thief doesn't believe me well then you are gambling more than pete rose major league
baseball's all-time hit leader a man whose absence from the hall of fame is a travesty to the entire
sports world ever allegedly did you might say that lily was mentally deranged you might say that ted
lily was mentally deranged you might even say it loud enough for everyone to hear
lily was mentally deranged whoa for the atrium ready collars that's stupid
that's a penis
that's ridiculous there's no way this majestic tower can be confused with a male organ of
love well it's just it's not exactly new is it columns i mean what's your next groundbreaking
idea ceilings floors windows stairs well i'm still feelings oops said that already
then again you seem to like rehashing old ideas i'm kidding of course another hole-in-one boss
you said you wanted ham and druthers this is hammond or others well hats off to your lady
friends but i'm not building it oh sorry i'm late lunch ran a little long you wanted to see me mosby
uh yeah like four hours ago well excuse me for spending the last four hours
drawing designs for your building this is a cocktail napkin covered in profanity
there's no easy way to say that what what are you doing what are you doing i'm standing here
wearing pants are you sleeping here what's going on gabby would not shut up no we should call him
a gabby i think it you say it hey um thanks for putting me up last night buddy give him hell
so you've been living at the office yes i'm an architect without a home you see the tragic irony
in that yeah i do because i design homes i see it but i don't have them not lost on me at all
ted a man in a toga just arrived and delivered a parchment let me read it
please oh it's from ancient greece they want their basic architectural elements back
what you didn't hear me toga parchment can i see you for one second she's a very special lady ted
she's quite manish she gives me what i need do you understand that
uh no i don't if you were lost in the wilderness she could provide for me what i don't believe
you're wearing my clothes and my girlfriend's sneakers man you have weirdly small feet
i hope that you're not going to let our professional woes interfere with our friendship
because i really kind of need you right now
i'm glad you came here tonight ted me too hammond call me ham no thanks yummy d
i think just heaven there is no easy way to say this but she's giving me the remains of wolfie
my dog is dead oh my god i can't believe this she always played too rough with him
believe me there hello partner boy that just sounds right doesn't it yeah my answer is no
do you know how much i make a year i mean even if i told you you wouldn't believe it sorry i
still have things to do here in new york look ted i can make your life very difficult no you won't
you clearly don't know who you're talking to so let me clue you in when i hang up this phone you
are done the door is closed a guy opens his door and gets shot and you think out of me
no i am the one who knocks i am the danger i'll think about it that's right now say my name
hammond brothers the penis building guy
you're goddamn right good evening i'm gonna quickly talk about the yuna streams there's
discussions cahoots games watch longs and much more
it's a lot of fun hope to see you guys there hey we get you for the whole hour oh come on
who really wants to sit here and listen to me yap about how much a mother for an hour
really
you