Flocks of robot spy doves.
I'm wearing a pair of underpants that gives me the answers to questions in quizzes a
A headband that hears your thoughts.
Now that's kind of a bit amorphous in its description you that could be a very reductive sort of description of
of something a bit more – I'm gonna say "no."
No.
It's there?
That hears your thoughts?
Oh yeah, I suppose because you can control limbs with, but it doesn't
hear, like, abstract – if I'm thinking, You're hot,"
The thing couldn't...
– You're not thinking that?
Of course I'm thinking that
You're a fine-looking man.
But you wouldn't be able to decipher that kind of abstract...
– You know what? Tell that to MIT.
Hello, MIT? You're full of shit.
Gecko-like climbing gloves.
Why do I make a noise among math all I'm thinking about that?
No.
I know about shit like this
3D printers that print with living cells.
No.
Is that real?
That's fucking mental.
– See, not a bad game after all.
It's brilliant!
I like how you call them ‘cards’ when in actual fact it’s on a phone.
It’s like calling a iPod a Walkman, isn’t it?
I still say, I’m gonna tape something on the television.
Let's redefine cards.
A magnetic levitation suit. Now that's from Ghost Protocol.
I can't think of a reason why that would exist, I'm gonna say "no".
Other than to make Jeremy Renner look good, which he doesn't need a magnetic...
Believe me I've seen his balls.
Memory scanning device.
Now is that human memory scanning?
No.
Memory recovery device.
Of human memories?
No.
Injecting tiny devices in the brain to monitor its activity.
I would probably say that is true.
Little people.
Christ Almighty, that's amazing.
See, we're capable of great things.
As the species, do you know what I mean?
If we didn't let ourselves down in other areas.
Hello, George Orwell! Welcome to reality.
Injecting microchips under the skin. Oh, that's old news.
I have one of those to get into my house.
Yeah.
I've got a scanner on my door. No, not really.
Bonus.
MI6 has a secret office under a tube station in London.
Well, that’s not true because otherwise
it wouldn't be written here. Because then it wouldn't be a secret.
Oh! Another bonus.
MI6 agents have a license to kill.
I guess some do in field agents.
I mean, they're gonna tell you that, aren't they, but there's gonna be like Deep Cover agents in the field that can do that shit.
They're not gonna tell us.
It's true, I mean you've got people out there working in,
you know, in the depths of statecraft. They're not gonna pack – they're not gonna not pack heat.
There's gonna be a lot of people out there with lasers.
With watches with knives up them.
I'd like to think I'm quite a logical thinker. I do have a
I try and keep my finger on the pulse of modern technology.
Not least because I find it very interesting,
but there were ones in there that I was surprised by.
Not least headband thought reader.
Wait! Do they look like doves or they're just drones?
Oh, I'd say that's real then.
Guess where?
Prince's house?
No. China.
China, where it all happens.
"A flock of robot spy doves." Sounds almost poetic.