Smg4 Intro
(Crowd Cheers)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mystery block!
Luigi=Sexy
Yeah Toast!
(Italian Gibberish)
Chain Chomp: NO!
MAMAF*CKER!
Chain Chomp: NO!
(Italian Stuff Once again)
Chain Chomp: How would you like to suck my balls?
(Oh no Mario is mad)
Chain Chomp: EHEHEHEHEHEH!EHEHEHEHEHEHE!
*Smg4 regrets life decisions*
Mario: NO! (Italian Stuff and Chain Chomp doing a dance in background)
Mario: YAHOO!
.....Or doing the Macarena with a psychopathic banana with legs, that's cool too.
HOLY S*IT!
Chain Chomp: I don't give a f*ck.
*Smg4 and Mario figure out an evol plot on how to take care of the chain chomp*
SMG4: RAAAAAAWRRRRR! Mario HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
Mario: WAAAHHHHHHHH!
*It was at this moment Smg4 knew, he f*cked up.*
Chain Chomp: NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
SMG4: SON OF A BITCH!
(Who let the dogs out plays)
Chain Chomp: Move bitch, get out da way, get out da way bitch get out da way.
This is such a better love seen than Titanic, I think i'm gonna cry.
(Steve's GF gets eaten) Steve: Meh.
Chain Chomp: WORF WORF WORF WORF WORF
Peach: No the meatloaf!
(Peach gets the meatloaf only to be run over by Mario.....1 like=1 prayer)
Smg4: Stahp right there!!!!!!
*Smg4's sexeh hypnosis.
Chain Chomp: Say whaaaaaat?
Smg4: Shit!
Meanwhile: Mario acts retarted while buying from the Mcdonald's Cart.
It continues.....
SMG4: I give up that's it!
(Crowd Cheers again)
You twerked in the wrong neighborhood
Toast Guy: Sit Rex, sit!
Who's a good boy??? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!?!?!?!
(Mario still acting retarded)
Eggman explodes tubbie factory to replace it with the PINGAS store!
A toad is also getting what he deserves.
SMG4: INCOMING!!!
Mario: HOOHOOHOO!
(Italian Stuff)
Mario: Mama Mia!
(Person speaking japanese) (well everyone in the town does.)
(Mario says HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!)
Guy: HMMMMMMMM...
YES!
SMG4: WOOHOO!
Guy: Taadaa!
(That isn't the chain chomp..)
(Italian stuff)
Mario: atourtitato.
Asian Kid: Hellooooooooooooooo!
I cri everitiem
Mario: Hmm.. Let's-a-go!
Mario: I got it! Lucky!
(English?)
Hanzo: What are you saying, fat italian man?
Mario: OHHHHHHHHH..
(Mario is a weeaboo)
Hanzo is scarred 4 life
The wild Hanzo attempts to summon his "dragon guardians"
Mario: Are you havin' a mental breakdown or somethin'?
Mario: Oh shit.
Hanzo succeeds and Mario gets rekt.
Oooo
(Mario screams)
Waluigi's Tacostand!
RIP Waluigi Banana-2017
(Crowd Cheering again!)
Fishy Boopkins suffers.
Fishy Boopkins: I don't wanna do this anymore! ;-;
Bob: You better do it my pet, or say goodbye to your wife.
Fishy Boopkins: NO! Not Neko-Chan! (Not the body-pillow waifu!)
Fishy Boopkins suffers again :(
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Mario: Hello! Haha!
Smg4 needs a f*cking break...
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR.
Chain Chomp'z disguise is da bess!
Chain Chomp: !
Chain Chomp: OH S*IT!
Tubbie Cashier: Hello sir can I take your order. (Hell no, not mine)
La la la
Hello.
I'm sorry I do not speak english.
Mario: What?
The nervous chain chomp begins to speak the sacred ancient language of Gibberish.
Tubby Custard?
Tubby Custard!
(Italian Stuff)
WTF IS A HELLO KITTY?!?!?!
Tubby Custard!
No!
TUBBY CUSTARD!!!
NO!!!
TUBBY CUS-
NO!!!
fak you!
NO!!!!!
I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!! (like we didn't know.....)
HELL NO!
Hey stinky! (Italian Stuff)
SMG4: Wait a minute..
(The epic staredown of the century)
Gotcha B*tch
Chain Chomp: Aw sh*t he figured it out :c (like he wouldn't Smg4 is literally the only smart one in this situation here...)
OH DAMN! DAMN! aw snap :'^)
Frankie has such a beautiful voice :'3!
Toadsworth (filthy frank voice): It's time to stop!
*Crickets and chilling silence*
(It's dancing time, hooray)
Luigi=2sexeh4me
GET OVER HERE!!!
Swiggity swooteh i'm comin' fo da booteh.
This is whaddi do I sit on you, sit on you~
Chain Chomp: RAWWWWR!
Smg4: *Girl Scream*
Mario: Let's go, MAMAF*CKER!
Best f*cking idea ever mario....
Mario: Taadaa~
(Gud ideas)
Get da mario!
Smg4: Go, go, GO!!
(Song: Who let the dogs out epic remix)
(Don't jump you have so much to live for!)
Luigi: Nooo!
(Luigi dies of dancing....RIP LUIGI taco stand-2017)
(YAY THEY WON! FINALLY! :D)
(Everyone celebrates while Fishy Boopkins gives his inspiring speech)
Oh.....RIP :'c
Mario and SMG4: Yaaaaaaay! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Mario: Haha!
What could be inside the mystery block? Can it be......an embarassing snapshot of Smg4 at the Christmas Party?
Well have a good time catching dose pokemans den.
(Mario is so happy! :D)
(Smg4 f*cking commits suicide)
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