Hey guys, so as I've been talking about for the last few weeks,
I recently moved to London with my friends Evan, Connie, and Ellen.
And I promised you guys I would do a house tour, which, to be honest,
I have kind of put off for a few weeks because I kept going to Ikea,
and buying new furniture, and then I just had to do a new house tour, but I've stopped now...
Mainly because I ran out of money...
So now I will show you around my house, also known as the Meme Mansion
because we are trying way too hard to be fun.
Let's begin!
*luke's lame but classy house tour music*
This is a door.
We use this to go in the house
and... and also out the house.
Tha-that's it.
It's a door.
*doorbell and door creaking*
Welcome to the Meme Mansion.
Come on in.
First off inside our house is the corridor.
Ooh, corridor. It's a corridor.
What do you want? It's a corridor.
First door, which is ideal if you are in desperate need for a poop,
is the toilet. Hello, toilet.
Our landlord apparently decided that we don't need a lock on our toilet,
so I had to add this sign: Please knock before you enter.
There is no lock. Someone may be shitting.
Gets the job done, doesn't it.
I also added a Harambe meme
for a bit of light entertainment whilst you pee,
and you can also see this half attempt at adding a lock
that I did.
I-I gave up halfway through.
Also from the corridor, you can see this!
The Derpy Dodie.
Which is just underneath the entrance to the kitchen.
Speaking of the kitchen,
This is the kitchen!
Inside this first cupboard, we have a tiny vacuum cleaner
which I just found really cute so I had to buy.
It's so tiny!
Only I would find a vacuum cleaner cute.
Inside the kitchen, we have our ridiculously aesthetic microwave
and also ridiculously aesthetic toaster,
the washing machine that does all the washing,
my jar of seeds, and also this weird half-spatula thing,
which, it looks like a broken spatula,
but it's actually–it comes like this.
I don't understand what this is for.
It's like a fork for a giant man.
Time for my trowel of pasta.
*eating noises*
I actually would enjoy a trowel of pasta.
Just above Evan's moldy bowl of cornflakes,
we have the vegan cupboard! *angelic music and Luke singing along*
Did you enjoy that? Thank you.
And lastly, over by the Quest Kettle!
It is genuinely called the Quest kettle.
We have some tea, tea, tea, tea, and more tea,
and also the Get Naked sign which–damnit!
You work too well!
Okay, okay, let's leave the kitchen now.
This is the living room! This is the room where we do the living.
In the corner over here we have an Ellen.
This is kind of like a weird gremlin thing that just sort of stays in the corner all the time.
Get your own house!
Ellen: No!
What is that thing?
Also in the living room is the love of my life, the TV,
the other love of my life, the sofa,
and the plant that just won't stop dying!
We also really love games. We have a PS4, a Wii U,
and a bunch of games including Splatoon, the best game of all time,
as well as this weird speaker that looks kind of like a condom.
It's really weird-looking but it's a great speaker and fantastic for pissing off the neighbors.
*playing music loudly* This is how you get kicked out of your house!
*ta-da!*
I also don't really use this room because Ellen, Connie and Evan
hang out in here a lot doing work and I don't really work
when I'm around people because people are distracting and terrible,
so I just kind of hide in my room all the time, which I'll show you in a minute.
Outside the living room, we have the shower room,
which is boring except for the creepy mirror
where you can look at yourself naked,
and we also have the Demon Corridor!
*spooky scary demon corridor noises*
Demon Corridor...
The Demon Corridor also features the Demon Box Thing
which murders anybody tall when they try to visit Connie.
*Evan bumping into box and falling on floor noises*
This is Connie's room and this is Evan's room
but I'm not actually going to show you around their rooms right now
because they're actually asleep.
You can click here or here or in the links below to watch their room tours.
Go back to sleep, everything's fine, everything's fine, goodbye.
And lastly, we have my room. Welcome–to–pff–damnit–my room!
Before we go in, we must admire the wall art
done by some of you guys and given to me at Summer in the City. Thank you.
*angelic music*
Welcome to my bedroom!
Sort of. Sort of my bedroom, sort of my office.
When you're down here, it's the office, and when you're up there, it's the bedroom.
It's kinda nice. That's why I got the bunk bed.
Ready, ready, ready?
Please, step into my offi–oh crap, I fu–Step into my office!
That did not go as well as I thought it would!
Inside my bedroomy officey officey bedroom thing,
I have my shelves, my plant, my Alpacasso, my closet...
Hello!
Inside the definitely office part of my bedroomy officey officey bedroom thing,
I have my iMac, featuring Robert Downey Jr, this mug,
which tells me to work harder because apparently I need kitchenware to make me bother to do anything,
and also my clock. Which is permanently set to 4:20.
This is my bonsai tree, and he may look horrendously unhealthy,
but apparently, according to the leaflet that I got,
they shed all of their leaves when they first come into the house.
By the way, his name, his name is Leafy.
*cheeky ding*
Just next to Mr. Leafy, we have my IKEA lamp,
whose IKEA name is Holmo, so I have named him...
the Holmosexual. *angelic music and cheeky ding*
Despite having spent a good amount of time and money designing this room,
my favorite thing about it is still this.
This is my emoji, creepy... like, my creepy emoji cavern,
where all of these emoji pillows are just staring at you,
all day and all night, and that is my favorite thing about it.
*spooky scary emoji noises*
Also, all the pretty lights in my room are controlled by
this one switch, which is linked to an extension, which I hid by screwing into the back of my bed.
*switch noise, then ta-da!*
It's just good wiring, which for some reason makes me really happy,
although it won't make me happy if one of the plugs just decides it doesn't want to be a plug anymore,
explodes, and sets me and my wooden bed on fire.
*fire crackling and Luke dying in flames noises*
Damn wiring!
Maybe it's not good wiring after all.
Anyway.
And this is my bed. Welcome to my bed!
Heyyy!
Up in my bed I have an iPad for watching movies
and a bottle of water for hydrating myself
and I have two pillows because let's face it, I am never inviting anybody up here for the rest of time
because we will break the bed, smash the wall down,
and break the flat...
No, that sounds so creepy! Oh God, no!
I just mean because it's a loft bed!
Not because I'm very energetic! Oh, stop talking!
From here, I can see most of my room and all of my creepy emojis
but the backs of their heads, so I'm watching them now!
I'm watching you, guys!
And I also have my favorite pillow ever up here,
my toast pillow. Basically what you do is you charge up this thing,
put it inside, and the toast pillow heats up like actual toast!
It's like cuddling toast but even more cuddly!
And so this is where we must end the house tour, number one because
we have run out of house, and number two because I'm in bed now, and I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying right here, and having a nice little snooze.
*outro music*
I hope you enjoyed the video, see you later guys! Bah-bye!
Night.
*outro music intensifies and endscreen*
*tiny ding*