When I hear the phrase "Super Bowl champ,"
I think Drew Brees.
He comes to mind.
And then when I hear the word "average," of course,
I think of my executive producer Andy.
This is what happened when we put the two of them together.
(SINGING) He's an executive producer on The Ellen Show.
He works hard every day.
He's super-duper awesome at what he does,
but he's average in every other way.
Hey, I'm Drew Brees, former quarterback for the New Orleans
Saints, 20-year NFL veteran, 13-time Pro Bowler,
and Super Bowl XLIV champion and MVP.
Same.
Andy, we're at the Mission Bay Sportcenter
here in San Diego, California.
Yep.
About to show you this new hobby I've got going-- eFoiling.
So Chuck Glenn--
Hey, Chuck.
Andy.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
EFoiling expert.
Good to see you again.
So yeah.
Just three men doing men stuff.
When you fall, you let go of this trigger,
and you turn off this power.
It doesn't just automatically turn off.
OK, that's an issue.
Let's get you suited up.
OK.
This is all overwhelming me.
Just wait till you start flying here, Andy.
All right, Drew.
Yeah, no.
It's not great.
How-- how do I take myself seriously?
How do I make myself not look like this?
Is that better?
I got boobies.
Hey, Drew.
Need help there?
Yeah, maybe a little.
It's like what I do for my 12-year-old here.
Didn't get the skin caught in there, did I?
It's a little taut.
Supposed to be?
You're going to do the same for me here in just a sec.
That's right, I am, Drew.
This is what guys do.
They get ready, they put on stuff,
and then we go out and do sports.
Today we're going to foil.
What?
Oh, well, I don't want to--
I've already tucked it.
Get this, because I'm assuming after today,
Tower's going to want me to do some endorsement work for them.
You should just know, if my kids are watching this right now,
they're laughing.
They're just laughing at me.
They're wishing that Drew Brees was their father.
Oh, god.
Who gave Luna a bullhorn?
That was a bad idea.
We're going to walk it out.
Yep.
Oh, wait.
The water-- it just got really cold.
Is that normal?
Did you leave your fly open?
No.
I'm getting water around the [INAUDIBLE] area,
and it's cold.
OK.
And then mount the board.
There you go.
Hear what we're doing there?
Drew, mount it.
It's not as sturdy as you said it would be.
It wants to lift out of the water, right?
Oh, suddenly Drew's the assistant instructor?
Catch me if you can.
There you go.
Just watch out for shallow water.
What does that mean?
Look at Drew.
Oh, look, I'm Drew Brees.
Look what I can do.
I'm a Super Bowl champ.
Good for you, Drew.
Andy, I'm just trying to give you
a little moment of inspiration there.
I have 20 Emmys, Drew.
OK?
Don't forget that.
Let's get some speed going out here, Andy.
OK.
There you go.
There you go!
Now go ahead and bump it up to two.
I'm at two.
Just so everyone knows, Brees made it to a two
in his third year of doing this.
I've been out here four minutes.
I'm at a two.
Oh Jesus.
All right.
First one's out of the way.
Did Drew push me?
What happened there?
Andy, how is it?
Oh no.
No, no.
Why-- what?
Stop talking to me!
All right, now go to three.
Why go to three?
We're good at two.
You got to fly.
Turn right a little bit.
Holy [BLEEP].
Forward.
Andy, that was amazing!
Stop talking.
Is it possible I'm getting seasick, honestly?
There you go.
Lean forward, forward, forward, forward, forward.
Forward, forward, forward.
I'm forwarding.
There you go.
Now you have entered into the flying portion of the program.
Oh, God.
Stand up there.
This is a lot of fun.
Why do you need to stand up?
Come up in a narrow stance.
Nice and slow.
Come up-- nice and slow.
There you go.
Where's Brees?
This is supposed to be tough?
No!
Did anyone get that on camera?
Drew just kicked me off the board.
(SINGING) 'Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep--
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[BLEEP]
[INAUDIBLE]
You got handsome feet right there.
You got a couple of handsome feet.
Is that from the water sports, or-- they look good.
They look strong.
Is this eFoiling?
Am I doing it?
I see you, Andy!
Be an athlete!
[APPLAUSE]
Yay!
Woo!
Can you put that in slow motion so it looks
like it went on for a while?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Hey, Andy, you did great.
Thanks, man.
Drew, you're the best.
Nicely done.
That's amazing.
We still have another half hour on the water.
That's great.
Please enjoy it.
(SINGING) He's average in every other way.
That was fantastic, Andy.
It was a lot of fun.
You did a great job.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
And Drew texted me afterwards, saying,
we should call it Not-So-Average Andy, because--
Thank you.
That's very kind of him.
Yeah.
Thanks so much to Drew and Chuck, and, of course, Andy.
We'll be back.