*WAPUSH*
Top of the morning to you LADDIES!!!!
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to the "Star Wars: Trials On Tatooine" Experience.
This is something I've been looking forward to for
a really, really long time, cause I've been following
this company and I saw the...
I saw the little trailer that they had of other people playing it,
and I asked if there was any sort of codes going around.
I asked HTC and they said they were very secretive about their codes for this game
so I've-I've been waiting ages for it and I've been waiting for a
an experience to be able to play myself.
And you guys know, I said ages ago that I wanted some sort of Star Wars experience
with a lightsaber and that I would be able to defend around,
so...THIS IS IT! This is the Star Wars experience,
it's not going to be very long.
It's not going to be long and it's not going to be incredibly interactive or anything like that.
It's not a fully fleshed out game.
It's just to show you kind of like a concept of what this COULD be.
So don't exp-don't expect it to go on for ages and be super involving
or be able to use the force and all that kind of shit.
I do get to use a lightsaber!
That's all I know about this so lets...lets do it. START.
WHOOOW.
Yay! Star Wars! I love Star Wars.
What are we doin'?
Ooh! A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Oh god. I can actually walk up to it if I want.
I won't.
OH JESUS CHRIST!
*laughs*
Don't do that to me!
Oh god,
Dun dun dun duuun duuuuuuuuun dun dun da duuuuuun da
OH COOL!
AWESOME!
*Jack narrating* "TRIALS ON TATOOINE
It is a time of rebuilding. Having defeated the evil Galactic Empire,
the rebel alliance has reformed as the 'New Republic.'"
*pauses* Fuckin' sweet.
*Jack resumes*: "After many journeys to distant corners of the galaxy,
uncovering secrets from the forgotten past, Luke Skywalker stands ready to
create a new Jedi Order. One hopeful Padawan is studying the ways of the
force on a distant desert world, awaiting an important delivery from Han Solo."
THAT'S ME!
I'm the Padawan!
I fuckin' knew it! I knew I was great Jedi material.
Ever since I was a wee 'lil babbit, I said to myself "I'ma be a Jedi."
Yaaayy!!
It's really weird to be able to see the text
floating in front of you...
'Cos now this all feels like really far away.
Okay,
can we do this?
I kinda wanna skip
but I don't at the same time just in case I miss anything.
OOOHH!!
AWESOME!!
HELLOOO!!
OH MY GOD!!!
HOLY FUCK!!
WHHHOOOAAA!!
That's a WHOLE planet!
Can I get down out of space now?
I'm very uncomfortable out here.
Okay... hopefully I'll chase those dudes down.
I don't wanna be out here all alone in space on my own.
Whoooooaaaa....
Holy fuck!
This is so cool!
I mean, obviously it's fuckin' cool.
What's happening? Oh, Hi! All the lights are coming on.
Are you gonna park on me?
Aw shit.
I need to hide!
Don't attack me!
Oooh!
It's the Millennium Falcon!
Holy fucking shit!
Hahaha!
Don't land on me!
Go away! Shoo! Shoo!
Back that way!
Holy fucking Christ!
Han: You readin' me, kid? Jack: Oh!
Han: Don't get your hopes up, I'm not here to bring you home.
Jack: Why?
Jack: Come on, Harrison!
Han: Your teacher wanted me to drop something off.
Han: So it looks like you'll be sticking around this sandbox for a while.
Jack: Hello R-2!
R-2: *droid noises* Jack: *imitating R-2*
Chewbacca: *growl* Jack: Ooh it's cool to get a scale for everything!
Jack: Hi!
Han: Well it look's like that patrol we've been tracking is coming in hot.
Jack: Where?
Jack: Oh!
Chewbacca: *growl*
Han: Good idea! I'll tell him next time. Jack: Oh! I hear TIE fighters.
Jack: Oh! Over there!
Jack: DUDE GET DOWN! AHH! Ahaha!
Jack: Ahahahaha!
Jack: That was fucking awesome! Han: You stay right there.
Han: I'ma try to take these guys out.
Jack: Wait are you leaving?
Jack: Don't leave me!
Jack: I should shoo- Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! Hahaha!
Han: Alright, that took care of that.
Jack: Hahahahahaha!
Jack: Holy fuck it's so cool to get the scale of everything.
Jack: Whoa! Do I have to fix your ship?
Han: Uh, Hey down there! Eh, whadda ya see? What's the damage like out there?
Jack: Uhm, your fox,
Han: The inverter lifter fell out?
Jack: Yeah, the inverter lifter, that's what I said?
Han: What do you mean, it fell out?
R-2: *droid noises*
Han: R-2 can you reach that inverter? Jack: What did he say?
Jack: You're missing a 14 flux capacid inverter
Jack: Yeah?
Han: Hey kid, lower that inverter so R-2 can take a look.
Jack: Ohhhh.
Han: Wait, wait! No! Don't just put it back in!
Jack: Sorry.
Han: Fix it, then put it back in! Jack: Uhahahahaha!
Jack: I got it, I got it, I did it!
Jack: R-2, fix it!
Jack: Whoaaaaaaaaaaah!
Jack: I-I agree. Han: The droid says its a reset.
Han: Easy, just hit the red button.
Jack: Okay.
Jack: Euh?
Jack: What red button?
Jack: These re-these red buttons?
Oh okay.
Jack: I don't know what I'm doing!
and that's far away!
Umm.
You're missing a thing in this thing!!
Can I put this in here?
Somethin' is a bleepilty blooping.
Han: Try tapping your tool on the to the red button on the inverter-lifter!
Jack: Tapping my tool on the red button on the inverter-lifter?
Jack: Umm, it's clickity-clackying
...things! But umm, it's outside my boundaries of play area--ohhh!
JESUS CHRIST!
Han: Okay, I thought this was gonna be quick.
Jack: Sorry!
Han: Chewie says to hit the green button, too. That should release some pressure.
Jack: Okay... umm...
This is weird! Its outside the boundaries of what I set for the game.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, I'm sorry!
Oh god,
Han: The Imperial Shuttle. Just what I need right now.
Jack: Where? Ohh...
Han: We don't have time for this... You down there! Hit all of them! Hit all the buttons!
Jack: Whoa! Hit all the buttons? Okay, uhm...
Jack: Bleep bloop!
Bloop bloop!
I did it! I did it, I got it! Oh god, they're gonna kill me!
What're you gonna give me?
Gimme a lightsaber!
YES!
WHOO!
Can I use it?
*amazed* WHOOAA!
Oh my god, It's my dream come true!
Whoom! Whoom, whoom!
Watch... TRY AND HIT ME!
OOH!
Oh, that's fucking awesome!
Haha! WHOA!
Ahh! Ah, Jesus!
Come on, bitch!
Oh, god!
Being a Jedi is scary!
They don't teach you this!
AH, god! Ahh, I'm gonna hide!
AHH! R-2!
R-2, WHERE ARE YOU?
Hello!
Okay, oh god.
I need to deflect them!
Did anyone ever tell you how bad lightsabers are for your eyesight?!
I can't see anything!
*moans* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
IT'S FUCKING AWESOME THOUGH! WHOA! *laughs*
Nyeeh, god! God!
Ahh!
Do I need to kill you guys?
Is it even possible?!
Huugh!
GOT 'EM!
Yeaaah! Ah, fuckin'...
Guh! ugh!
Hyuh!
Hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh
Nuh
This is the...
THANK YOU!
Jesus Christ.
This is cool!
Pew pew pew pew!
Just throw my lightsaber at him.
WHERE YA GOING?!
HEY!
Oh my god, having a lightsaber is the coolest shit ever.
Hyah!
Yaah!
Oh, I want one in real life!
Aw, its so fuckin' rad!
Aw! Hi!
Just be like~
...Jacksepticeye: Jedi!
Yeah- aww!
Aww, man!
Ohh, I still have it!
Dun da dun da daa!
Ugghh!
uuuugghhh! *lightsaber noises*
Ah!! That is...seriously the coolest!
Oh, god, the credits.
Can I actually walk up to them?
Hi! *laughs*
Ah...This is seriously the coolest!
I know I keep repeating myself, I'm sorry!
But to act-to have an actual lightsaber feel like its in your hand and just be like *lightsaber noises*
...Imma protect the realm.
Jacksepticeye!
Jacksepti-jedi!
Jackse-jedi!
Jack Jedi!!
Jedi-septiceye,
Whatever the fuck!
YES! Oh, let's do this.
Umm.. just go~
Ahhhh!
I call this one The Tornado,
I call this on The Chopper!
Hyuh!
Whooh, whooh!
Oh, its so responsive and fuckin cool!
*fighting noises*
Aww, yeah! *chuckles*
All y'all bitches want some?
Aww man!
*laughs*
That was cool! I wanna do it again -
I wanna do it again!
Used the "Unreal Engine," yeah...
Fuckin...
It's so blinding, though!
Like, when that's up in front of your face, you can't see anything else!
Just wish I had the Force..
Ohhh.. Now its gone and I'm stuck with this thing..
Aw, man! That was THE FUCKING COOLEST SHIT EVER!
Oh my god
That was awesome!
Ohhh
Like.. Not only was it cool-oh, I'm sweatin' like a bitch~
Not only was it cool to be able to see the scale of everything, like you saw how big a TIE fighter was
You saw how big the Millennium Falcon was when it landed on top of you
Not as big as I thought it was gonna be
It was cool to see the size of it, but again!
A lot smaller than I thought it was gonna be, like when you see it in the movies it looks gigantic,
but it's very small...
Umm..
And the-like, to have your own lightsaber
its' just, that's like every kids dream!
That's MY dream!
And I'm 26 *chuckles* I'm still a kid at heart, but aww...
So cool! I want so much more..
I want like, a full~
Full on Star Wars game like that. Imagine going around with your-your lightsaber and everything
and being able to.. slice through people..
Ohh...I want it so bad, please!
I hope somebody out there- well, obviously if they made this, they're likely thinking about making more
and I think Lucas Films are investing heavily in VR
I think I remember see-seeing some videos like that
Ooh *claps* I want so much more Star Wars VR
I want like blasters and everything!
And being able to swing around- I know PS VR
is getting a Star Wars Battlefront experience.
Umm, when that launches, but its not like it-that's uhh..
that's a Star Fighter thing, which would also be cool!
Imagine being able to be in a X-Wing!
and fly around...aww...
If-if there was limitless...
If there was limitless revenue and limitless, like, resources for computers and shit
I would-could you imagine the Star Wars game you'd get?
You'd get such a fully fledged thing, where you could go up into space
In your...In your X-Wing
and fly up and dock in the-the, like, the bigger ships
and then you could fly down onto the surface and start shooting dudes,
jump out, take out your lightsaber, start slashing everybody and deflecting laser blasts!
It would be awesome! And I want it so bad!
Ohh...This'll have to do for now I'm gonna get back in
and play this again, right now, 'cause that was cool!
If you have uhh...a HTC Vive its free to..
play that on Steam right now, its called Trials o-of Tatooine, or on Tatooine or something like that.
Super cool! I really like it and I can't wait to see more-again, just being able to see the lightsaber in your hand
and to be able to fling it around
'cause many games have done stuff like that, like connect games, where you have like
a lightsaber in your hand, but to see it...
but to have a controller and make it feel like you're actually holding it
and, w-well, its weightless because of that, it just has the weight of the controller
but I always imagined lightsabers would kinda feel weightless, anyway
and it giv-gives you a nice little
vibration when you shake the controller around
to make it feel like "whoom, whoom" that kinda thing
Ahh, be still my little heart! Oh, that was cool...Anyway-
Thank you guys so much for watching this video! If you liked it,
punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And,
high fives all around!
WAPUSH, WAPUSH!!!
But thank you guys, and I'll see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
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Had to hide the cables in my pants back here
the- the headphone cables
because they kept getting disconnected, so what better way to put it in your leg?
Ding!