("Celebrity")
(crowd cheering)
♪ Someday I'm gonna be famous ♪
♪ Do I have talent, well no ♪
♪ These days you don't really need it ♪
♪ Thanks to reality shows ♪
♪ Can't wait to date a supermodel ♪
♪ Can't wait to sue my dad ♪
♪ Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab ♪
♪ 'Cause when you're a celebrity ♪
♪ It's adios reality ♪
♪ You can act just like a fool ♪
♪ People think you're cool ♪
♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪
♪ I can throw a major fit ♪
♪ When my latte isn't just how I like it ♪
♪ When they say I've gone insane ♪
♪ I'll blame it on the fame ♪
♪ And the pressures that go with ♪
♪ Being a celebrity ♪
♪ I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters ♪
♪ When things don't go my way ♪
♪ And I'll get community service ♪
♪ No matter which law I break ♪
♪ I'll make the supermarket tabloids ♪
♪ They'll write some awful stuff ♪
♪ But the more they run my name down ♪
♪ The more my price goes up ♪
♪ 'Cause when you're a celebrity ♪
♪ It's adios reality ♪
♪ No matter what you do ♪
♪ People think you're cool ♪
♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪
♪ I can fall in and out of love ♪
♪ Have marriages that barely last a month ♪
♪ When they go down the drain ♪
♪ I'll blame it on the fame ♪
♪ And say it's just so rough ♪
♪ Being a celebrity ♪
♪ So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west ♪
♪ To the land of the fun and the sun ♪
♪ We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires ♪
♪ Hey hey Hollywood here we come ♪
♪ When you're a celebrity ♪
♪ It's adios reality ♪
♪ No matter what you do ♪
♪ People think you're cool ♪
♪ Just 'cause you're on TV ♪
♪ Being a celebrity ♪
♪ Yeah, celebrity ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
(crowd cheering)