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I talk an awful lot about Deadpool on this channel, but he’s my favourite so there!
And guess what, we’re talking about him even more, this time focusing on the more
disturbing aspects of him and his life.
But heck, you saw the title, you know what the deal is, so let’s hop right in.
If you finish this and want more, check out our video on Deadpool vs. The Flash next!
But first, get ready, it’s time for the Top 10 Disturbing Facts about Deadpool!
Number 10: He’s seen countless dead versions of himself.
The Deadpool kills Deadpool series saw a whole lot of Pool v Pool action.
The good Deadpool corps, led by the OG, went up against the evil Deadpool corps, led by
Dreadpool.
And as you can probably guess, or remember if you’ve been watching us for a while,
this led to a lot of Dead Pools.
Even Dogpool.
Just imagine looking out at a battlefield and seeing not only a bunch of dead bodies,
but a bunch of dead bodies that look an awful lot like you.
What a nightmare.
Number 9: He married Orska.
We all know that Deadpool has a pretty disturbing list of lovers, but Orska is definitely up
there.
After taking out an alien bounty hunter, he came across his widow, Orska.
And she looks like this.
Yum.
In an attempt to calm her down, Deadpool kissed her, only learning after the fact that this
kiss was basically a marriage proposal.
She accepted, they got married, they went on their honeymoon, yuck yuck yuck... but
after, Deadpool found someone else who was in love with Orska, and selflessly gave up
his new bride.
Number 8: He slept with Siryn after her baby was absorbed by someone.
Yeah, in this fact the disturbing thing isn’t super related to Deadpool, but I think it’s
really weird and interesting.
As I said before, Wade was totally in love with Theresa Cassidy, aka Siryn, but she never
let the relationship get too physical.
However, Theresa had a baby with the self-duplicating Jamie Madrox, but it turns out she had the
baby with one of his duplicates.
This meant that the moment Madrox touched the baby, it was absorbed back into him, which
was understandably distressing for her.
So she did what anyone would do in such a horrifying situation…
she called up an old flame for a booty call.
Kinda messed up, but he took it.
Number 7: The movie is banned in China.
This might be the most disturbing of all the points.
Deadpool was one of the three American films from 2016 to be banned in China, alongside
Ghostbusters and Suicide Squad.
Why is this disturbing?
Just think about it.
China has 1.38 billion people.
That’s over a billion people who will never see Deadpool, never see him sawing off his
own arm, never watch him get shot in the butthole… it’s just devastating.
Those poor people.
Number 6: He was violated by Typhoid Mary.
This one has been mentioned before but it is just such a doozy.
Deadpool and Mary adventured together for a time, but eventually had a bit of a falling
out.
Typhoid Mary knew that Deadpool was into Siryn, so she used an Image Inducer to make herself
look like Siryn, and get it on with Wade.
When Deadpool found it, he was actually really pissed, and stopped trying to help her.
Which kinda surprised me; I totally get normal people being disturbed by that, but Deadpool’s
so messed up I would have thought he’d see that as a glass half full situation.
I guess he really did love Siryn.
Not that I blame him; I love a good Irish accent.
Number 5: The fact that he has sex at all.
Honestly, probably the most disturbing part of any sexual encounter of his is the fact
that he has sex at all.
Most of the women he gets with are absolutely beautiful and talented, they could get pretty
much anyone they want… and yet they choose the guy that looks like he had his testicles
pulled out his mouth and wrapped around his face.
I mean, good for him, and good on them for not being shallow, but like…
I feel like a certain amount of shallowness is understandable.
The smells alone…
Number 4: He’s had another man inside him.
No, I’m not saying what you think I’m saying.
You may know Madcap, another healing factor character.
At one point, he and Deadpool ended up being zapped by Thor, becoming a pile of dust on
the ground.
When Deadpool reformed, Madcap was nowhere to be seen, but Wade suddenly had a second
inner voice.
And that was Madcap.
It was a while before Deadpool realized he had a visitor and kicked him out.
And if you’re disturbed by how they joined together, you might want to brace yourself
for how they got separated…
Number 3: The Madcap split.
When Deadpool realized that Madcap was in his head, he had to get him out asap.
So he did what anyone else would do… asked Thor and Luke Cage to rip his body in half!
Yep.
In a rather gruesome panel, they each grab an arm, Deadpool thinks right and Madcap thinks
left, and they manage to split and regenerate into full versions of themselves.
Does it make any damn sense at all?
No.
But it’s a comic book.
And more than that, it’s a DEADPOOL comic book.
So you kinda have to not only suspend disbelief, but expel it completely.
Number 2: His cancer isn’t gone…
it’s just being kept at bay.
Most people assume that since Deadpool’s healing factor heals wounds and disease, that
he’d be cured of the cancer.
But the thing is, the cancer kind of counteracts the healing factor, which otherwise would
regenerate him way too quickly.
The cancer’s degeneration fights his regeneration, which is why his skin is all messed up.
There are times when he’s had his healing factor removed, and the cancer went with it,
but he has such a penchant for danger that he always takes the healing factor back.
And this constant cancer is pretty rough, because…
Number 1: He can feel pain.
Yeah.
A lot of people figure that part of his powers, or his insanity, is an inability to feel pain.
NOPE.
He feels every slice, every cracked bone, every severed limb, every shot to the bumhole.
Not only that, but he can also feel the cancer slowly destroying his cells, with them constantly
being regenerated and then killed again.
This isn’t touched on much in the comics because Wade tends to just ignore the pain,
like the boss he is, but he feels it.
And that, my friends, is disturbing as hell.
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