You think that puny crate can protect you?
EAT HELLFIRE NOOB"
Carn did you take out the waste pile?
Yeeees Hellkin
What have we here?
Still hungry?
Hungry for more PAIN?
Carn!
You gave me your blood oath that you would
take the refuse out of the fleshatorium!!
Stop your incessant nagging.
Are you my spawning wench?
If so, then where are your rows of milking teets?
Argh, you got me killed!
It serves you right.
I’ve done everything on our scroll of lair duties...
and you are yet to attempt your only task!
FINE!
ANYTHING TO STOP YOUR WHINING!
I CARN HELL KNIGHT,
FIRST OF MY LINE,
SCOURGE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD,
MASTER OF GORE….
WILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
Just let me get to a save point…
This is beneath me.
Ooh! Why would anyone throw away a perfectly good eyeball?
Oh gross…
all mushy on the inside.
I hate that!
Remember fingernails and toenails go in different bins now.
I hate you so much Veeg.
Sort, sort, definitely doing this, sort.
Oh Void Brother
I forgot my organic hemp compost baggy needs emptying….
Carn how could you?
We may be demons.
We kill people, torture souls even eat the odd baby,
but Not Recycling?
That is going too far!
It’s too complicated!
Look at all of these Vessels!
Then consult the manual.
All the answers lie in it’s sacred pages.
Don’t tell me you lost it!
Ummm not exactly...
We only have one underworld Carn,
and we must do all we can to protect it.
10 of the hottest years since records began
have been in the last 10 years.
Of course they have!
I don’t know if you have noticed my demonic brethren but…
EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!
Exactly!
And we are responsible for all the fire because we keep feeding it with waste.
Think what the heat and fumes must be doing to the ice-caps.
The ice-caps melted eons ago
when the fire lord Zaltarn was birthed in the pit of screams.
Everyone knows that!
But scientists say that demonic emissions may have caused the majority…
I’ve got your demonic emissions right here!
Please Brother think of the fish!
All of the detritus is polluting their natural environment!
Natural Environment? For Fish?
By which you mean a literal river of fire in the depths of hell?
No mere fish could survive here fool!
But I assure you,
the nightmarish undead trash-eating lava creature
that lurks beneath the surface is more than capable of
swallowing a few bones and clumps of hair!
But we had an agreement!
Signed in kitten blood and everything!
To tell the truth, worm,
I have never used your puny ‘Recycling Vessels’.
I always toss the lot in the lava and whatever lives in there yums it up.
It’s the circle of death.
Told you.
oh I give up.
Ooo! Maybe I can start using plastic straws again!
Those paper ones are terrible.
Who invented such a diabolical creation?
Us of course.
Carn, did you say you feed all of our waste
to the trash eating lava monster?
Uhh… yeah.
So it’s probably grown to a gigantic size correct?
Maybe…
I hate you so much Carn.