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My name is Chris.
I'm from Pomona, California, and I'm addicted to tortillas.
I've been eating tortillas for as long as I can remember.
And I eat them with everything.
And I mean, everything.
I eat my cereal with tortilla.
I eat my oranges.
I even eat my tortillas with tortillas.
If it's edible, I probably eat it with a tortilla.
Tortillas aren't just great for eating.
They're also great for everyday things.
I use tortillas as to do lists, fly swatters.
And even for cleaning.
I used to use sponges my entire life,
but I think nothing beats the texture of a tortilla.
And then when I'm done, I can use the tortilla as a snack.
Delicious.
I don't just use tortillas to clean my house.
I also use them to clean my body.
Ever since I started using tortillas,
my body has never been cleaner.
You know, a lot of people think I'm weird because of
my slight addiction to tortillas, but honestly,
I'm just like anybody else.
I am the tortilla god.
I am one with the tortilla.
All tortillas belong to me.
Store bought tortillas get the job done.
But once I started eating homemade tortillas,
that changed everything.
The first time I had homemade tortillas was life changing.
So I got myself a tortilla press
and it did the job for a while.
But look at it.
It's pathetic, it's small.
So I went into Facebook marketplace
and I hired this guy who said he was from Harvard
to make this, a giant tortilla press.
It was only 3,000 dollars.
But look at this.
Five pounds of masa, with a diameter of two feet.
White corn masa straight from Mexico,
fit for a tortilla condoisseur, AKA me.
Oh, look at this baby.
It's gonna be so good!
Over time you figure out what works and what doesn't work.
And through my research, I've discovered
that car engines heat up tortillas 2.7 times faster
than a conventional stove top.
So you best believe I'm going to take advantage of this.
And when I don't have a car,
I always have the power of the sun.
This method does take a little bit longer though.
To keep a steady supply of tortillas,
I had to outsource some work.
So I hired my uncle.
Hi Consuelo.
- Oh, mijo, please, can I use the restroom now?
- Let me see your work.
Ooh, Tio, the consistency.
Ah, you put too much maseca.
Oh and- ooh, please wash your hands.
I can taste your callous.
- What's that?
I'm trying my best.
- This is the first tortilla I ever tried.
I keep it here to remind me of my humble beginnings.
She's cute isn't she?
Tortillas have made me realize
that you don't need a lot to be happy.
You just need a lot of tortillas.
And as long as I have my tortillas, I'll have my happiness.
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