[splash]
[ringtone]
- Please.
Please stop calling.
Please, just leave me alone.
Do you hear me?
Leave me alone!
Malevolent voice: We're not finished yet.
First, we're gonna play a little game, dear.
- Please, no!
Malevolent voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Tell me, and then tell me how to log into Hulu,
so your mother and I can watch it
after we watch this week's The Voice.
- Dad, please, I have things to do.
Dad: Quiet!
Now listen.
A little respect goes a long way.
I didn't grow up with this stuff.
- Dad, what's wrong with your voice?
Dad: I lost it yelling at that loud train
that always goes by our house.
[train horn]
- Okay.
I'm gonna tell you.
Dad: Ready.
- First, you log in with the email
that I texted to you.
[unsettling music]
Then...
[dissonant chord]
The password is Family1234, and the F, the F is capitalized.
Dad: Family...
One, two, three...
Where is it?
Four...
Yeah, it didn't work, sweetheart.
[shink]
- The F!
The F is capitalized!
[beep]
[breathing heavily]
[ringtone]
[gasp of horror]
[sobbing]
What?
Dad: You hang up this phone again
and I'll cut you from the family phone plan.
[dramatic music]
- You're sick!!
[sobbing]
[different ringtone]
[panicked breathing]
- Wanna play a game...?
- [sobs]
Woman: Of Words with Friends?
I sent you an invitation three days ago,
you never responded.
- Mom?
- I put this on to try to scare the raccoon
that's been eating our windshield wiper
on the Prius!
That thing gets excellent mileage.
- Mom.
I'm going to walk you
through changing the Hulu password.
Mom: If we can't get into the Huly,
we're gonna miss Blake Sheldon!
- You can't miss Hulu, mom!
It isn't live, and it's Blake Shelton!
- Oh, right, Sheldon, like in Big Bang Theory.
He's so silly.
I wonder what he was like when he was young.
- [screeches]
[train horn]
- Slow down, you long car!
- Okay, that's it, honey,
we're coming to visit you this weekend.
- [horrified whimpers] No.
No!
Mom: I have boxes and boxes of stuff from the attic
for you to sort through.
- [heavy breathing]
Dad: Oh, look!
I got into the Hulu.
I just needed to change the password.
Now it's trainsmadcaseysdad91.
I didn't write it down, I'll remember.
- Oh, I almost forgot!
Our car warranty is up.
This robotic man told us on the phone,
so I gave him my social security number,
and they said they're gonna fix it for me.
- Nooo!!
Mom: He seemed kind on the phone.
- Very, very nice.
And single!
[thud]
I hope you thought that sketch was scary good.
Please like this video like my life depends on it
and comment down below on your favorite scary movie.
Boomer Mother: Hi, it's us.
We're back.
- My favorite scary movie is the Mandalorian guy.
He wears a mask like your Mom.
- Just, just the guy.
Just the guy, the Mandalorian.
- Yeah.
- That's your favorite scary movie?
- It's definitely my sc-- yeah.
- Boomer Mom: They based the character on me.
- Yeah they did.
Oooooo.