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Ok, repeat after me
I'm proud to say yo' mama took a Cosby sweater
Elvis Presley had sex appeal
Elvis Presley had sesss mmnh
I'll do the Spaceman Boogie
I'll brush on my sassy face
There's two different Einsteins
I enjoy makeup
Okay, that's all!
Our foes in the walkways
Are crab guys
But they don't have meat
And they sound weird but we're sure they're not black.
Tonight I'm partying more faster
I want to make a friend feel like it's ok
to plant his swatch of artichokes
But what was I supposed to say?
Your baby cousin likes me 'cause I'm more normal and have a smushy finger?
Nope.
And listen, ladies.
Romance is deception.
Romance is a parody.
It's how we get you cuddly and naughty-naughty
and not questioning men more than a two-nights window.
I buried a possum in this yard to keep it hidden
And for a week, please, let's all go quietly down this road
wearing our backwards pants.
Oof! That's rough!
Of course it is
I like opiates.
There's a song I gotta sing
Touch the sky and colorful bears will take you for the jump
Touch the sky, all ghosts make webbing
Sorry I got stuck, we have to bring slaw
These grandmas are getting hungry.
[applause]
But your old black dog can't touch my
My behind ieahhdlkalksdhkjkg
Waa lajkhsjdhgjhgdf
Wuh yeahhhhhiiii
Yeah, wayyyy
ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-hee-hee-hee-hee
I sold my frog
Fwayyyyyy
Ayyyyyy
La pwayyyyyyyyyyy
Thank you