Can you diagnose, what celebrities post?
Let's talk about that.
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Good Mythical Morning.
- Instagram: everybody's on it. - Yeah.
I'm technically on it,
- but I don't post there anymore, - Sad.
after that sunset picture incident,
from two years ago.
A lot of backlash for that one. (whistles)
Who knew the sun was so sensitive? (laughs)
I don't think that was the reason, I think you just lost heart.
But today-- You're still very active on the Instagram.
I'm semi-active.
But, how much understandings do you have,
- when it comes to the Instagramings. - I understand lots of things.
- Let's play a game, (dramatic voice) to test. - Squats, the squats.
It's called, "Can you Instaguess,
(Link) what these celebrities Instagram?
Celebrity edition. That's kind of repetitive.
- Celebrity, and celebrity edition. - Celebrity edition.
I didn't have to say all of that. Rhett, I'm gonna show you
either a person, or an Instagram post.
- Just a post. - And then you have to determine
either a) who posted it, or which post that person posted. Okay?
I don't really understand, but I figure I'll get it once we get going.
It'll be very clear, you can play along.
If you get five of these right,
you win a huge hashtag made out of hash browns.
Oh, wow!
- But if you lose-- - Hashtag hash brown.
I get to eat that, and you also have to
give control of your personal Instagram account to me,
for the rest of the day, to post anything I want.
- Sunset pictures? - Anything I want.
Probably lots of inappropriate sunset pictures.
- Okay, alright. - Alright, here we go.
Let's get started.
(Link) "Enjoying myself in hashtag Utah."
(Link) Who posted this amazing, action-packed Instagram picture?
(Link) Was it Flavor Flav?
(Link) Or Lil Jon?
(Rhett) Okay, so, who would be willing
(Rhett) to be on a sitting ski?
(Link) It's like a ski trike. I want one of those.
(Link) How do you steer it?
(Rhett) I dunno, but it definitely seems safer than skiing.
(Link) Well, how to you slow down?
(Rhett) Who's interested in safety?
Not Flavor Flav.
Flavor Flav doesn't give a crap about his body.
You think Lil Jon's interested in his safety?
Lil Jon is like, "Man, I got--"
Lil Jon is always thinking ahead.
He's, like, been on The Apprentice.
He's, like, super calculated in everything he does.
He's like, "I'm only skiing if it's--
"If I get to sit down while doing it."
- (shouts) What? What? What? - Lil Jon. Lil Jon, that's my answer.
Check it out.
- (Link) It's Flavor Flav! - (Rhett) No! What?
(Link) Enjoying himself in hashtag Utah.
I didn't know he had that much hair.
- Yeah, I also was looking at the hair. - Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know he did that.
Why don't you mind your own business on what he wears?
Cookie biter says. Here's another one.
I love what he's wearing. I didn't say anything!
Which one is Lana Del Rey posting?
(Link) Alright, here's Lana Del Rey, but is this her?
- (Link) Or is this her? - (Rhett) Hmm.
(Link) Or did she just post these?
(Link) "When your disguises don't disguise you.
(Link) "Catch me if you can."
(Link) Or, "Selfies by the pool"?
(Rhett) The one on the left seems like a Lana Del Rey try-hard.
- (Link) Hm mm. - (Rhett) And the one on the right
(Rhett) seems like, yeah, she's just being her.
(Rhett) She's got one of those new swan, flamingo floaties.
- Hm mm. - I'm gonna go with the one on the right.
- That's Lana Del Rey. - Oh!
(Link) I think you're wrong, cause that's James Franco.
- (Rhett laughs) - (Link) James Franco, man!
- (Rhett) Oh, man! - (Link) "Selfies by the pool.
I gotta get five of these right?
I gotta get five out of the next six. Dang it!
Hm mm. Or I get to get a hold of that Instagram.
Tee up another one.
Which picture did William Shatner post
- (Rhett) Golly! - (Link) on his Instagram feed,
(Link) Holding up some, like, gelatinous green stuff.
(Link) Or sitting with-- (laughs)
(Link) Sitting on a stool, with some sort of-- Flipflops.
(Rhett) He's in the classic man-- Defeated man mall pose.
(Link laughs)
- Which is it? - You know, I had dinner with him one time.
(crew laughs) So I do--
- I know he was-- - I do have a lot of insight,
into his activities,
- and I-- - I don't see you in either
one of these posts. So, that's not gonna help you.
(Rhett) He is the kinda guy that goes about town,
(Rhett) and holds drinks for other people.
- (Link) Big Gulp, baby. - (Rhett) But I also see--
(Rhett) I mean, what would he be holding up?
(Rhett) Oh gosh. I dunno, man.
(Rhett) I wanna say the one on the left,
(Rhett) with the fish, or whatever it is that he's holding up.
Boldly going where no man has gone before? Yes.
I'm going with the one on the left. The guy on the right looks too tanned.
- (Link) Reveal it Eddie. - (Rhett) Dang it!
- (Link) That's right. - (Rhett) Oh, I was right!
- (Link) You were right. You were right. - (Rhett) I was right
(Link) The one on the right is @miserable_men Instagram feed.
(Rhett) Okay, so there's a whole feed.
- (Link) The whole feed it just-- - (Rhett) I love it.
You should follow them.
It's just miserable men, waiting for their wives
- to get done shopping. - Yeah.
- He's drinking two Big Gulps. - (laughs)
I don't think one of those is for his wife.
- He's double fisting Big Gulps. - Next one.
(Link) "My Halloween costume."
(Link) Is this Nick Nolte? Or Gary Busey?
(Rhett) Is Gary Busey going as Gary Busey?
(Rhett) Nick Nolte-- I used to get these two guys confused
- (Rhett) all the time as a kid. - (Link) Me too,
- (Link) that's why I did it this way. - (Rhett) But I don't feel like
(Rhett) Nick Nolte would lean into this.
(Rhett) Definitely feels like the kind of thing Gary Busey would do.
So who are you saying is in the mask?
That's a big hand, though.
- What--Who's on the mask, Rhett? - Looks like a Nolte fist.
- (Rhett) Looks like a Nolte fist. - (Link) But just to clarify,
- (Link) The mask is of who? - (Rhett) Busey!
Okay, good, cause you said Nick Nolte.
Okay, you at least got that right.
- Oh, I did-- I said-- - Who posted it?
I think Gary Busey did this. This is Gary Busey in a Gary Busey mask.
- (Link) You are right. - (Rhett) Yes!
(Link) This is a Gary Busey Inception. (laughs) "My Halloween costume."
(Rhett) Hold on. It looks like his head is photoshopped onto his own body.
- (Link) Well, yeah! - Did he just reveal a mask of a mask?
Maybe so.
- We have to wait 'til Halloween. - Halloween to find out.
Hit him with another one, because it's still anybody's game.
(Link) Selena Gomez, what a sweet person.
- (Rhett) Yeah, I like her. - (Link) Never met her.
- (Rhett) I like her a lot. - (Link) Did she post, "Hotlanta Blues"?
(Link) Or, "Waking up at 10am was so worth it
(Link) to get that perfect light and fog."
- (Rhett) Hmm. - (Link) Both weird kind of images here.
(Rhett) I don't feel like she would say--
(Rhett) I don't feel like she would say that thing on the right.
(Rhett) I know Selena.
I mean, I haven't met her, but I feel like I know her.
- You don't think she would say that? - I think she would do "Hotlanta Blues."
But who would say that?
(Rhett) Just a random would say that.
(Rhett) Somebody who wants to be Selena Gomez would say that thing.
But Selena Gomez would be, like, "Hotlanta Blues."
She's "Hotlanta Blues." Selena, bring it home.
- (Link) You're right. - (Rhett) Yes!
(Link) And the one on the right is SoCalityBarbie.
- (Link) I'm a big fan of this one-- - (Rhett) SoCality?
- (Link) SoCality.
- I think that's how you say it. - That's a whole feed?
- Like Southern California Barbie. - I've gotta get on that.
"We took a break from technology this morning.
"It was only for, like, ten minutes, but it was exactly what we needed."
- Yeah, see-- - Hashtag slow life.
Selena doesn't give that kind of commentary,
because that commentary is being facetious. Sarcastic.
- And she's-- - Only Barbie does that.
She's in the zone.
High quality photos of Barbie. Get you some.
Next one.
- Alright, so-- - I'm on a roll now.
(Link) Who Instagrammed from the DMV, Rhett?
(Link) Was it Lady Gaga? Or Kylie Jenner?
(Link) All alone, at the DMV.
(Link) Kind of sad Instagram.
(Rhett) I don't know anything about Lady Gaga's Instagram.
(Rhett) I don't personally follow Kylie Jenner's Instagram,
(Rhett) but I don know that the Kardashians
(Rhett) have a tendency to post a lot of things.
(Rhett) You know, it gets very personal.
- I mean-- - The show and everything.
When the fire was happening over there,
- in the Calabasas area, - Yeah.
They were talking about the fire, and-- I got really concerned.
Cause it was like, all their big mansions could have gotten burned up.
And what about the DMV?
Are you concerned that maybe she doesn't have her license?
Lady Gaga doesn't drive.
Kylie Jenner.
- She's a New Yorker. - She doesn't drive. Kylie Jenner.
- (Link) You're wrong, it's Lady Gaga. - (Rhett) No! Really?
- (Rhett) (shouts) Dang! - (Link) School's out.
(Link) She's looking at the fluorescents or something.
(Link) Like getting some vitamin D. I dunno.
Man, she-- She's not even at the DMV.
- She made that up. - You still gotta get two right, man.
- I gotta get the last two right in a row. - Let's press on, though.
- (loud exhale) - Which picture
(Link) did Marilyn Manson post?
(Link) "Happy Birthday, Fanta."
(Link) Or, "After a third conviction for public nudity,
(Link) "Vladimir was facing some serious jail time."
- (Link laughs) - (Rhett) Wow!
(Rhett) I know that Marilyn Manson has a good sense of humor.
(Link) He also has five fingers on his left hand.
- (Rhett) Wow, I never noticed that before. - (Link) Yup.
- (Rhett) Look at that. - (Link) He's working all of them.
(Rhett) He's weird, man.
- He's weird. - Not missing a finger on that hand.
So abnormal.
It's all part of it.
- He's funny, I gotta say-- - He's funny.
- Every time I see him interviewed, - Got something funny to say.
He's funny, and he really makes the interviewer
look like a total numb nut. I love it.
- (crew member laughs) - I love Marilyn Manson.
I feel like-- I feel like he would say, "Happy Birthday, Fanta."
That's how much I love it.
(Link) The other one's pretty funny, though.
(Link) I thought that's where you were going.
(Link) The one on the right, with the bat is funny.
It is, but it seems too on the nose for Manson.
- Really? - Are you sending me that way?
- I'm just saying it's funny. - Fanta.
- Fanta's not really funny-- - Fanta.
- It seems like, a sponsor? - (shouts) Fanta all the way!
Fanta all the way.
- Why would he-- Was he paid? - I know for a fact he's sponsored by Fanta.
(shouts) Fanta all the way!
- (Link) You're right. - (Rhett) (shouts) Yes!
(Link) The other one is craptaxidermy,
(Link) which is a great Instagram feed that you should follow.
(Link) It also includes this owl, with your haircut.
- (Rhett) Oh! - (Link) Pretty sweet, huh?
- (Rhett) Nice.
Somebody actually did that.
I like that. Did they-- Nah, they didn't contact me.
"Owlvis"
(laughs)
But it's the wrong color hair.
Should have been black hair, that's why it's crap taxidermy.
Man, it comes down to this last one.
- It all comes down-- - Why does this always freaking happen?
To this one.
Which Throwback Thursday picture did David Arquette post.
(Link) "Me and baltgetty."
(Link) Or me with the-- "The real Wes Craven and I.
(Link) "Hope all is well Wes."
- (Rhett) Hmm. - (Link) Tough.
(Link) I see a little nipple in one of those. That's a hint.
(Rhett) I don't know what Arquette's nipples look like.
(Link) Well, then it's not a hint.
- (Rhett hums) - (Link) Should have studied harder.
(Rhett) That could be him. Hmm.
(Rhett) He could definitely show nipple.
Especially, he went through a nipple showing phase.
Do you want a hint?
Yeah.
(laugh) I don't have one.
(laughs)
Was he in a Wes Craven movie?
Probably.
(Rhett) Man, I am totally on the fence for this one,
but I feel like he was in a Wes Craven movie,
and so I'm gonna go with my instincts,
and say that he's the one on the right, with Wes Craven,
not a nipple shower.
(Link) (shouts) Give me your password. I'm taking over your Instagram feed.
- (Link) That's our very own Alex. - (Rhett) (shouts) Ahh! What?
(Link) Was in a movie directed by Wes Craven.
(Rhett) Alex?
- Scream-- Scream 4? - (Crew laughs)
Where is Alex? There he is. Right there.
- Scream 4? - What in the world, man?
- He got-- You got cut out of it. - (Alex) Yeah.
But you did get to post that, on your Instagram feed.
That's David Arquette on the other side.
You know what? It's fine.
I'm not gonna post anything too self incriminating.
or, like, Link-aggrandizing (laughs).
And I get the hashtag.
- Bring out the hashtag, guys. - You get the hash brown and everything,
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Stare into the abyss.
(soft voice) Hey, have I showed you this?
Hey.
- What? - Right here.
Oh, is that the abyss?
- I thought it was over there. - (Crew laughs)
No, no, no, It's right here. Check it out.
Look at that. It just keeps going.
-You're right. -Don't fall in now.
Wonder if I can hear?
Nope, didn't hear nothing. Not even a splash.
It's still going. That hash brown's still moving.
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